Name 10 excuses why you didn't show up to work/school.
1. someone stole my car
2. I forgot the way to the office
3. I had a flat tire while pulling out of the Lit parking lot.
4. I was sick. *cough - cough*
5. My dog had a heart attack.
6. I stayed up too late on Lit.
7. After going outside and throwing some rocks in the air, I phoned in to say I was 'throwing up.'
8. My child is sick.
9. There's a power failure and I can't blow dry my hair
10. The Cubs made the playoffs and we decided to make a spur-of-the-moment 12 hour roadtrip to see the last game of the series in Atlanta. (True story! Missed both work AND school!)