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Kylan
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1. reality
2. Drama Queens
3. People that smoke.
4. My boss's expenses return
5. Intolerant close-minded people.
6. White bread
7. Perfume....well as much as I can avoid it
8. Vegetarians.
9. Pot smokers.
10. Scientologists.
... ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. Drama Queens
3. People that smoke.
4. My boss's expenses return
5. Intolerant close-minded people.
6. White bread
7. Perfume....well as much as I can avoid it
8. Vegetarians.
9. Pot smokers.
10. Scientologists.
... ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
EnglishRoseFox
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... ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
raphael2007
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... ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
EnglishRoseFox
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... ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
(oh god I nearly choked I was laughing so much..I can picture those little fat hairy legs
) Bring me sunshine.............) 
x
raphael2007
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(oh god I nearly choked I was laughing so much..I can picture those little fat hairy legs
Well i'm pleased i made you titter
All the americans here will be going... "wtf???"
CCaprice
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Well i'm pleased i made you titter
All the americans here will be going... "wtf???"
Will this help?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFgWonKx3U8
raphael2007
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... ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
Morcombe and Wise.................LMAO Raphael
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
Morcombe and Wise.................LMAO Raphael
raphael2007
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.. ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
PublicAffection
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.. ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
6. The pizza delivery guy is VERY lucky.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
6. The pizza delivery guy is VERY lucky.
availableslave2u
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.. ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
6. The pizza delivery guy is VERY lucky.
7. the xerox is used for more than just copying.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
6. The pizza delivery guy is VERY lucky.
7. the xerox is used for more than just copying.
rozezwild
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.. ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
6. The pizza delivery guy is VERY lucky.
7. the xerox is used for more than just copying.
8. those blow jobs look soooo perfect
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
6. The pizza delivery guy is VERY lucky.
7. the xerox is used for more than just copying.
8. those blow jobs look soooo perfect
EnglishRoseFox
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.. ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
6. The pizza delivery guy is VERY lucky.
7. the xerox is used for more than just copying.
8. those blow jobs look soooo perfect
9. Brazilian waxing was such a brainwave
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
6. The pizza delivery guy is VERY lucky.
7. the xerox is used for more than just copying.
8. those blow jobs look soooo perfect
9. Brazilian waxing was such a brainwave
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.. ten things you've learned from watching porn.
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
6. The pizza delivery guy is VERY lucky.
7. the xerox is used for more than just copying.
8. those blow jobs look soooo perfect
9. Brazilian waxing was such a brainwave
10. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there
Name ten things you say after sex.
1. What's your name again?
1. Women always wear high heels in bed.
2. There is always a camera and you need to perfect your ooos and aaas and look into it to check your lipstick *yawn*
3. Gay male porn... two men in bed is not always full of sex and can indeed be very amusing. Oh wait, sorry that was the Morcombe and Wise show.
4. The odd job man is worth fucking
5. Even though his taste in music was shit even back in the sixties.
6. The pizza delivery guy is VERY lucky.
7. the xerox is used for more than just copying.
8. those blow jobs look soooo perfect
9. Brazilian waxing was such a brainwave
10. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there
Name ten things you say after sex.
1. What's your name again?
PassionatePatty
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Name ten things you say after sex.
1. What's your name again?
2. WOW! So that's what it's like.
3. Can we do THAT again!
1. What's your name again?
2. WOW! So that's what it's like.
3. Can we do THAT again!
PublicAffection
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Name ten things you say after sex.
1. What's your name again?
2. WOW! So that's what it's like.
3. Can we do THAT again!
4. Go home.
5. Now thats why i dont take the plastic off the couch
6. By all means
7. Let's go to IHOP.
1. What's your name again?
2. WOW! So that's what it's like.
3. Can we do THAT again!
4. Go home.
5. Now thats why i dont take the plastic off the couch
6. By all means
7. Let's go to IHOP.
lovin69
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Name ten things you say after sex.
1. What's your name again?
2. WOW! So that's what it's like.
3. Can we do THAT again!
4. Go home.
5. Now thats why i dont take the plastic off the couch
6. By all means
7. Let's go to IHOP.
8. Why go to IHOP when we have desert right here?
1. What's your name again?
2. WOW! So that's what it's like.
3. Can we do THAT again!
4. Go home.
5. Now thats why i dont take the plastic off the couch
6. By all means
7. Let's go to IHOP.
8. Why go to IHOP when we have desert right here?
availableslave2u
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Name ten things you say after sex.
1. What's your name again?
2. WOW! So that's what it's like.
3. Can we do THAT again!
4. Go home.
5. Now thats why i dont take the plastic off the couch
6. By all means
7. Let's go to IHOP.
8. Why go to IHOP when we have desert right here?
9. second verse same as the first!
1. What's your name again?
2. WOW! So that's what it's like.
3. Can we do THAT again!
4. Go home.
5. Now thats why i dont take the plastic off the couch
6. By all means
7. Let's go to IHOP.
8. Why go to IHOP when we have desert right here?
9. second verse same as the first!
Husker1987
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Name ten things you say after sex.
1. What's your name again?
2. WOW! So that's what it's like.
3. Can we do THAT again!
4. Go home.
5. Now thats why i dont take the plastic off the couch
6. By all means
7. Let's go to IHOP.
8. Why go to IHOP when we have desert right here?
9. second verse same as the first!
10. Thanks Slavey, you are incredible.
Name 10 things you can't live without.
1. What's your name again?
2. WOW! So that's what it's like.
3. Can we do THAT again!
4. Go home.
5. Now thats why i dont take the plastic off the couch
6. By all means
7. Let's go to IHOP.
8. Why go to IHOP when we have desert right here?
9. second verse same as the first!
10. Thanks Slavey, you are incredible.
Name 10 things you can't live without.
