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KENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey mate---long time no see
Kenny?
Who the fuck is that?

Hey Ryan, long time no see, man, how are ya?
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KENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey mate---long time no see

Kenny?
Who the fuck is that?
Hey Ryan, long time no see, man, how are ya?
*tackles kenny and sneaks in a butt grope*
I ahve been around--mostly doing okay---staying out of trouble
.OOPs back to the list
how about---
My what a lovely bottom you have. . ..

*shakes head and gives Ryan a butt grope back* NG.
Great to hear man....and that must have been a feat....YOU out of trouble!
10 lines/phrases you would use to chat up someone who interested you
1. Hey baby--wanna see me naked ive got lots of pics. . . lol
2. Wanna see my puppies oh my pics Ryan, where?
3. Would you like to read a story???? (on my profile page of course)
4. Hey babe, are you an astronaut? Cause that ass is outta this world. *cheesy grin*
5.My what a lovely bottom you have. . ..
6. Have you ever wanted to see what MacGuyver would be like in the bedroom?![]()

10 lines/phrases you would use to chat up someone who interested you
1. Hey baby--wanna see me naked ive got lots of pics. . . lol
2. Wanna see my puppies oh my pics Ryan, where?
3. Would you like to read a story???? (on my profile page of course)
4. Hey babe, are you an astronaut? Cause that ass is outta this world. *cheesy grin*
5.My what a lovely bottom you have. . ..
6. Have you ever wanted to see what MacGuyver would be like in the bedroom?
7. Do you like muffins????
8. *make sure to have a voice amplifier set to a deep bass tone* Drop you coat and touch your toes, I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes......Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread
If you know where that's from....you're awesome.![]()

10 lines/phrases you would use to chat up someone who interested you
1. Hey baby--wanna see me naked ive got lots of pics. . . lol
2. Wanna see my puppies oh my pics Ryan, where?
3. Would you like to read a story???? (on my profile page of course)
4. Hey babe, are you an astronaut? Cause that ass is outta this world. *cheesy grin*
5.My what a lovely bottom you have. . ..
6. Have you ever wanted to see what MacGuyver would be like in the bedroom?
7. Do you like muffins????
8. *make sure to have a voice amplifier set to a deep bass tone* Drop you coat and touch your toes, I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes......Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread
If you know where that's from....you're awesome.
9.??? "You boys fell asleep halfway thorugh my gymnastics routine"
You guys are so funny!!! I've just been laughing so much reading through this!
10. (I don't use chat up lines so will post a REAL one that a guy used on me'My face is leaving in 5 minutes, I expect you to be on it'
Name 10 things that a woman/man can do inadvertantly that turns you on immensely
That's 10 morri pick another.....there are 2 ones.