Naked on top of a pyramid with beautiful women throwing pickles at me.

[Ezarc]

Has any one else had this dream?

 

[Kitte]

I think it means you are Gay


Just kidding honey!

 

[cybergirly]

Hasn't everyone?

 

[red_rose]

*chucks pickle at Ezarc*

 

[WhatsHerName]

Has any one else had this dream?

Not quite....for me it is naked with men throwing themselves at me....but close

 

[Ezarc]

Thanks for the pickle red. I think that you would outshine most in that dream.
As for you my darling Kitte, no tongue for you.
Take Care,
Ezarc
I Love You Kitte

 

[Kitte]

I actually think it is representative of.....well never mind. lol Ill tell you later!

 

[Ice Cold]

Wasn't that Val Kilmers line in a movie... Real Genuis?

 

[dreamer]

Wasn't that Val Kilmers line in a movie... Real Genuis?

Yes it was. GREAT movie.

 

[Ezarc]

Bingo and Ice Cold gets the prize. I don't know what but maybe a lit member can cum up for one for you.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

 

[Ice Cold]

LOL... whoo hoo, I think I still have that as a wave on my other computer. Who knew it would come in handy.

 

[cybergirly]

Bingo and Ice Cold gets the prize. I don't know what but maybe a lit member can cum up for one for you.
Take Care and Lust Always,
Ezarc

Wasn't "Doesn't everyone?" The reply that Val Kilmer made to the line?

 

[Ice Cold]

Wasn't "Doesn't everyone?" The reply that Val Kilmer made to the line?

Hey hey now.. there is no prize for second place.

 

[cybergirly]

Hey hey now.. there is no prize for second place.

*pout* Yeah but can you hammer a...

 

[Ice Cold]

*pout* Yeah but can you hammer a...

Hmmm trying to remember... "A six inch spike through a two by four with the head of your penis"

"No"
"A girl has to have some standards."

 

[cybergirly]

LOL

I couldn't remember what size the spike was.

 

[Ice Cold]

It was either 6 or 9. I took a guess.


You are very good at remebering the lines.

 

[cybergirly]

It was either 6 or 9. I took a guess.


You are very good at remebering the lines.

Val Kilmer was a High School girls wet dream. I bet I saw that movie 50 times.


How about "Kent, this is GOD speaking, have you been playing with yourself again?"

 

[Ice Cold]

Mitch Taylor: What is that?
Chris Knight: This? It's a penis stretcher. You wanna try it?
Mitch Taylor: No!
Chris Knight: I'm kidding. It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

 

[cybergirly]

Mitch "Did you see that guy go into the closet?"
Chris "Yeah"
Mitch "What's he doing?"
Chris "I don't know, maybe he wants to borrow your pajamas"
Mitch "Do you think so?"
Chris "No your pajamas would never fit him...geesh"

Or something close to that.

Damn, now I'm gonna have to find the movie.

 

[Ice Cold]

Mitch Taylor: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
Chris Knight: You've seen him, too?
Mitch Taylor: Who is he?
Chris Knight: Hollyfeld.
Mitch Taylor: Why does he keep going into our closet?
Chris Knight: Why do you keep going into our closet?
Mitch Taylor: To get my clothes, but that's not why he goes in there.
Chris Knight: Of course not, he's twice your size. Your clothes would never fit him.
Mitch Taylor: Yeah?
Chris Knight: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me, thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?



one of my favs..

Prof. Jerry Hathaway: I want to start seeing a lot more of you in the lab.
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.

 

[cybergirly]

Oh you're better than I am.

Who said?

Where is the lazer?

It's coming.

It's coming?

Yeah, and it's not even breathing hard.

 

[Ice Cold]

I remember the line, but not who said it...





Kent: You're all just a bunch of degenerates.
Chris Knight: We are? What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O.
Kent: You did not!
Chris Knight: This is true.
Kent: I was hot and I was hungry!

 

[cybergirly]

It was Chris and Kents sidekick, I can't remember his name.

Chris: "Given the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong probability that this may be the only chance you will ever have in your entire lives to have sex! Think about it!"


One of my favs

Mitch: "Something strange happened to me this morning."
Chris" "Was it a dream?"

 

[Ice Cold]

Mitch Taylor: Something strange happened to me this morning.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you see yourself in, sort of, Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch Taylor: No.
Chris Knight: Why am I the only person that has that dream?

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Darlington Recruiter: Take very good care of this young man. He's one of the ten finest minds in the country.
Chris Knight: Someday I hope to be two of them.