Myst's Groupie Thread

[bluntforcemama]

So when do I get to meet all these groupies?

 

[scylis]

fuck being a groupie, can i be your gropey Myst?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Not unless you WANT to lose your balls.

 

[scylis]

Not unless you WANT to lose your balls.

i thought you said he's just kick my ass!

 

[Always]

*knocks on the door*


who's Myst?


*huge, shit-eating grin* naaaaa j/k you know better than to believe that, Harlequin. *smirks*

 

[Morden]

Can I apply for the job of personal massage therapist?

 

[bluntforcemama]

I think so! Not sure if you'll get the job, but you can apply.

 

[Morden]

<smiles warmly>

"Well then I guess I had better get ready to apply."

 

[bluntforcemama]

And what would you like to "apply," Mr Morden, sir?

 

[Morden]

Well I thought I Would start with a simple shoulder rub. You know firmly grip your shoulders and mold the soft maleable flesh with steady and strong force. Gently rubbing the back of the neck and easing the tension off you like slowly dripping water. Letting your body relax into that state of warm goo where you feel nothing but a calm ocean ripplling gently under my touch.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Um.... want to go swimming?

 

[Morden]

<grins>

"I love swimming."

 

[Morden]

<ponders>

"Is it just just me or does everyone want to see Myst in a bikini?"

 

[bluntforcemama]

it's just YOU. I don't even own a bikini! I like my one-piece suit. High neckline, low leg line, covers everything that doesn't need to be glaring in the sun, and it's a speedo! I take my swimming very seriously.

 

[Morden]

<whimpers thinking of Myst in a tight Speedo.>

"So if I can catch you what do I get?"

 

[bluntforcemama]

um.... a coronary?

 

[Morden]

<takes a hit to his heart.>

"Cold so unbelievably cold."

<staggers off wounded.>

 

[scylis]

*cringes*
ouchie

 

[Always]

a swift hard kick to the nuts, i think.. *giggles* poor Myst. all these stalkers! tie them down and show them respect for thy... greatness, Myst! *huge shit-eating grin again, this time with a wink*

 

[Morden]

<winces>

"Don't worry its all right. <cough> I will get over it."

<takes a deep breath.>

"I am taking the side entrance next time."

 

[scylis]

*runs before i get tied down*

 

[Morden]

<walk out wincing.>

"Better to have grouped then not to have grouped I guess."

 

[Beebeeblue]

Hey get off, I'ma have Front Lawn Butt Sex with her!

I wanna fucking watch...



can I join the club?

 

[bluntforcemama]

lol... well, heaven's what do YOU think? We had to hunt you down just to find you, so you better damn well stay.

 

[Beebeeblue]

*hangs head*

Yes Ma'am.