My weekly "I need to get laid" thread

[miles]

A cock sucking, clit licking, fist clenching, knee shaking, toe curling, name screaming, God calling, nasty talking, secret revealing, bed squeaking, wet, sloppy, sticky, smooth, warm, more often than once a month, good old fashioned nasty-ass fucking.

Know what I mean?

If you recently got laid, I don't want to hear about it. You're lying anyway.

 

[Lovepotion69]

A cock sucking, clit licking, fist clenching, knee shaking, toe curling, name screaming, God calling, nasty talking, secret revealing, bed squeaking, wet, sloppy, sticky, smooth, warm, more often than once a month, good old fashioned nasty-ass fucking.

Know what I mean?

If you recently got laid, I don't want to hear about it. You're lying anyway.

How long ago do you consider recently?

/LP

 

[rsehole]

i need to get me some to.

 

[Bindii]

Ah well I can honestly say that I'm quite sated tonight.

Details......not a chance!

 

[SouthernMale]

A cock sucking, clit licking, fist clenching, knee shaking, toe curling, name screaming, God calling, nasty talking, secret revealing, bed squeaking, wet, sloppy, sticky, smooth, warm, more often than once a month, good old fashioned nasty-ass fucking.

Know what I mean?

If you recently got laid, I don't want to hear about it. You're lying anyway.

Damn I could use one of those too!!!!!!!!

 

[PacificBlue]

that's what I'd like for my birthday please.

 

[Cheyenne]

Originally posted by miles My weekly "I need to get laid" thread

Is there ever an "I got laid" thread?

 

[SouthernMale]

Is there ever an "I got laid" thread?

Doesn't look like I could join in if there were!!!!

 

[SimGuy]

Is there ever an "I got laid" thread?

We prefer the "Near Miss" threads!!!

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=105098

They're like fish stories.....They get better with every telling!

 

[teddybear4play]

A cock sucking, clit licking, fist clenching, knee shaking, toe curling, name screaming, God calling, nasty talking, secret revealing, bed squeaking, wet, sloppy, sticky, smooth, warm, more often than once a month, good old fashioned nasty-ass fucking.

Know what I mean?

If you recently got laid, I don't want to hear about it. You're lying anyway.

And this is my weekly "Oh, Jesus, could I use one too" sympathy/agreement reply post.

TB4p

 

[Arwen]

wow

That's quite a thought you have there, Miles. Now, you've got me thinking about all kinds of delicious things!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I got laid.

The Studmuffin was most accomodating this morning.

The joys of marriage aren't just in having someone's butt to fondle whenever you want.

 

[Freya]

A cock sucking, clit licking, fist clenching, knee shaking, toe curling, name screaming, God calling, nasty talking, secret revealing, bed squeaking, wet, sloppy, sticky, smooth, warm, more often than once a month, good old fashioned nasty-ass fucking.

Know what I mean?

If you recently got laid, I don't want to hear about it. You're lying anyway.

Goddamnit..like I needed that thought in mind as I head out on another "Not gonna get some" night!

Shit!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

AMEN miles

Can I get 1 of those too PWEASE

 

[peachykeen]

Has been exactly 80 days since I last saw my husband.

Will be 23 more.

Will no doubt get arrested in the arrivals lounge at Gatwick for shagging him into a coma on sight.

 

[Arwen]

KillerMuffin.....damn girl, don't rub it in!!! Some of your sisters out here are suffering!!!!!

 

[Cheyenne]

 

[celiaKitten]

*bump*

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

hmmmm, well, I didn't get laid but hubby left for work with a BIG smile on his face. My turn is tonight.

 

[BigDawg69]

This thread is making me incredibly jealous!

I'm with you Miles!

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Dawg

 

[BigDawg69]

Hmmm thanks Naughty! Back to you babe!