My very own conspiracy theory

[Calamity Jane]

I just watched Enemy of the State. I love the movie, but this time it was just sooo eerie.

The NSA guy... the bad guy... he looks an awful lot like Ashcroft, don't you think? AND when they pull up his info and figure out who he is... his birthday is 9/11!

Oh, and ya know how the cameras are all in smoke detectors? All the fire departments in this city give smoke detectors away so that there's 'one in every home'. Of course they SAY it's a safety thing... one more reason to love our city officials... but i think they're WATCHING US!

Don't mind me, I think I've beed reading P_P and Todd too much.

 

[freakygirl]

*changes the station*

Thank god for time zones!

Saved me from nightmares

 

[Calamity Jane]

Just think of it as a friendly neighborhood service announcement.

I'm thinking of coloring my hair tonight... nearly blonde. What do you think? And how do I do my eyebrows? I don't want to blind myself.

 

[Sillyman]

They can hide cameras in anything. Cigarette butts, mailboxes. Your neighbors could e spies or terrorists. You can't really trust anything. Your only choice is to wander through life and pretend everything is just okay, or get looked away in the psyche ward for the rest of your life.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I just watched Enemy of the State. I love the movie, but this time it was just sooo eerie.

The NSA guy... the bad guy... he looks an awful lot like Ashcroft, don't you think? AND when they pull up his info and figure out who he is... his birthday is 9/11!

pagan

I was thinking along the same lines you were when I was watching the movie !!!!!

Its a little to eerie... makes me wonder about all that sort of stuff.

 

[Azwed]

I remember what happend when I went to talk to the NSA rep at my job fair.

I was telling him how I was more interested in analysis then SigInt(Signals Inteligence) or other electronic intelligence because my math background is that advanced.

He actually said with a straight face, "What are you talking about we don't do any spying."

I had to hold my mouth shut to keep from bursting out laughing. Then he gave me the wink and nod and wrote down some info for me to send my resume off.

 

[Calamity Jane]

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pagan

I was thinking along the same lines you were when I was watching the movie !!!!!

Its a little to eerie... makes me wonder about all that sort of stuff.

Oh, so I'm not the only crazy one?

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Your neighbors could e spies or terrorists. You can't really trust anything.

Naw ... for some reason I don't worry at all about my neighbors.

I have known they have been drug dealers since I was a child... they don't hide it.

I trust them... for some bizzaro reason.

 

[xMorganx]

dont use normal hair dye for eye brows.....i think you have to get a special dye...Normal hair dye made my mom's browhair(sounds funny) fall off the night before my brother's wedding

 

[Aphrodisiac]

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Oh, so I'm not the only crazy one?

Nope, you are not the only crazy one.

When I was watching the movie , my imagination was going into over drive... think of scenerios and what not...

 

[SleepingWarrior]

Azwed, is your avatar of Roland, from the Dark Tower (Gunslinger) series? Love those books.

 

[Calamity Jane]

So, I'm wondering. I used Ashcroft, a reference to 9/11 AND mentioned changing my appearance all in about 45 seconds. Do ya think the government is gonna come and get me now? Or should I threaten REDWAVE now, just to be sure the FBI shows up at my door bright and early?

 

[Azwed]

So, I'm wondering. I used Ashcroft, a reference to 9/11 AND mentioned changing my appearance all in about 45 seconds. Do ya think the government is gonna come and get me now? Or should I threaten REDWAVE now, just to be sure the FBI shows up at my door bright and early?

Oh yeah Echelon picked that up for sure.

Yeah that is Roland. Best picture I have found so far. You can buy a print of it for 350 dollars from the artist who drew the painting.

 

[freakygirl]

Just think of it as a friendly neighborhood service announcement.

I'm thinking of coloring my hair tonight... nearly blonde. What do you think? And how do I do my eyebrows? I don't want to blind myself.

hmmmm instead of coloring your hair.. how about if you move out here. I don't have any smoke detectors in my house

I don't dye my eyebrows.. I use magic on them.. makes them invisible..

 

[Calamity Jane]

Magic on your eyebrows? You're joking, right?

I'm pretty sure my natural hair color is dark brown. My eyebrows are nearly black. If I go blondish, they'll look crazy.

If I moved out there, I'd have to shave my head. All that humidity would make my hair turn into a fro.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Dayum, I never thought of that.

 

[freakygirl]

Magic on your eyebrows? You're joking, right?

I'm pretty sure my natural hair color is dark brown. My eyebrows are nearly black. If I go blondish, they'll look crazy.

If I moved out there, I'd have to shave my head. All that humidity would make my hair turn into a fro.

yes, I was joking about magic.

I have light eyebrows... So i haven't bothered with them. But I seem to remember something about dye made for eyebrows.. maybe look around for it

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'll look for special dye at a later date. I know my roommate used to use the same dye on her hair, her eyebrows and her pubes... but getting that shit that close to my privates never appealed to me. Not that it's an issue in my current hairless state.

Do you think the FBI will send strapping, virile, young men to 'detain' me?

 

[paganangel]

i know where you can hide out while u r on the lam.

 

[Calamity Jane]

But isn't the FBI after you too? Are you suggesting we go down together?

 

[paganangel]

you took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Yeah? Hmmm.... and that address was?

 

[paganangel]

i can't tel you here. redwave could be watching.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'm counting on it. My ultimate goal is to be detained by some sexy G-Men. Don't tell me it doesn't sound like fun.