HeavyStick
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I was IM'ing with a lovely lady, we started up netmeeting, and she was perving 'cause I got a new webcam.
Then my neighbor's wife uses my extra garage door opener to come in my house. Normally it's not a big deal but her kid came running in the house.
My neighbor has my garage door opener so he can come by and grab tools when he needs them. The wife decided to just grab it and use it. Well I close out the Netmeeting. The neighbor's wife (NW) was crying about money and stress and her husband leaving to go to the Gulf.
Small things turned into little things and an argument broke out. She snuck into my house to get away from him.
She starts talking and after 15 minutes of Charlie brown talk she comes to her senses. "Maybe I should be saying this to my husband." Well about that time he comes over, sees the tear stains on her face. (She's on the couch, I'm on the loveseat). The kid is running away pissing off my dogs.
So right when I think things are all patched up. They start arguing again. He's a good guy, she's a good gal. They have stress and other marital issues. (I think she has a bug up her ass and he should go after it with a pesticide laced condom).
I go in the kitchen and pop a T3 (Tylenol with codeine). Well after what seemed like hostage negotiations conducted in 2 different languages. I interrupt them and say.” This is your marriage, this is my house. Take your problems away from here and back to your castle". He gives me the guy nod acknowledging he knows he's in the wrong; she looks at me as if I wiped my ass with her Sunday paper.
I take the garage door opener from her and give it back to him. and I tell them if they need time apart, he can come over here. I don't think it would be a good idea for her to stay the night.
Well, he's here. Drinking my liquor, Hennessy. He's not even enjoying it. He must think it's the cheap shit he buys in plastic bottles.
How was your day?
Then my neighbor's wife uses my extra garage door opener to come in my house. Normally it's not a big deal but her kid came running in the house.
My neighbor has my garage door opener so he can come by and grab tools when he needs them. The wife decided to just grab it and use it. Well I close out the Netmeeting. The neighbor's wife (NW) was crying about money and stress and her husband leaving to go to the Gulf.
Small things turned into little things and an argument broke out. She snuck into my house to get away from him.
She starts talking and after 15 minutes of Charlie brown talk she comes to her senses. "Maybe I should be saying this to my husband." Well about that time he comes over, sees the tear stains on her face. (She's on the couch, I'm on the loveseat). The kid is running away pissing off my dogs.
So right when I think things are all patched up. They start arguing again. He's a good guy, she's a good gal. They have stress and other marital issues. (I think she has a bug up her ass and he should go after it with a pesticide laced condom).
I go in the kitchen and pop a T3 (Tylenol with codeine). Well after what seemed like hostage negotiations conducted in 2 different languages. I interrupt them and say.” This is your marriage, this is my house. Take your problems away from here and back to your castle". He gives me the guy nod acknowledging he knows he's in the wrong; she looks at me as if I wiped my ass with her Sunday paper.
I take the garage door opener from her and give it back to him. and I tell them if they need time apart, he can come over here. I don't think it would be a good idea for her to stay the night.
Well, he's here. Drinking my liquor, Hennessy. He's not even enjoying it. He must think it's the cheap shit he buys in plastic bottles.
How was your day?
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