My trip to the local titty bar.

[riff]

Dear Mom and Dad:

It's getting near dawn and as I finish my last brandy, I am think of you.

Neriak is great! How I love the neon lights! Here everything is permitted and nothing is forbidden, just the place for a guy like me.

What would I be without you? Who would I be? You taught me never to be a slave to work, to bow to only to women, and to suck the juices of this life. I grow stronger and better every day. I can feel Innorukk in my blood, I ripple with waves of exquisite ectstacy, and sense the feast when it draws near.

Mother! Father! Why did you not tell me that the only brothel in Norrath was the Maiden's Fancy in 3rd Gate? I came here in search of pleasure and pleasure I found! Mother! Father! I am home! I am home!

Respectfully,

Sarcaster

PS- The scenery is beautiful! Wish you were here!





The Maiden's Fancy is the only official brothel of Everquest. The following screenshots should give you, if you are not familiar with the game, an idea of the fun to be had there. If you find the life of this particular dark elf to ignoble, there are always other races, occupations, moral codes, and roles to play.

 

[riff]

Titty bar 2

Isn't she awesome!

 

[riff]

OK, OK... so the place was not hopping

Who cares? I certainly don't.

 

[riff]

See what gold will get you?

yummy.

 

[riff]

And now my private dance

Just like real life, you gotta pay. She was 2 gold pieces.

 

[phrodeau]

Mind you don't get mugged on the way home.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Two gold pieces for a dance eh? I thought they were giving them away in the Testosterone hut

 

[Wiggles]

Is riff pimping his evercrack?

We should get some sort of neighborhood watch around here....

 

[riff]

Well, let me ask your opinion?

Do you think I am advertising it?

Well, I suppose that in a way I am. It fun and fascinating to me. If there is any advertising, it isn't for www.everquest.com, it is to any Everquest people who would like to share their fun from their different servers or interested in hooking up on EQ- and if sharing this sparks any interest in the game for people who are not familiar then that is cool too, especially if they decide to try it.

There are so many people who play this game. I think that we "saucier" types could have a blast. We could form a guild called "Literos" or something like that. I would be happy to help anyone.

I have been playing for a year now- except that I don't think I played but a few hours in January and February (which is odd, because one of my main motives for buying a new computer for home was because the old one was barely hacking the expansion).

Yes, there are plenty of sites out there for people who EQ to gather and all of that. But I've had such an interesting time here at lit that I just wanted to share this with yall.

I thought some people might get a kick of out of the erotic side of the game- in a way, so much of the verbal volleyball and dancing around this place has enhanced my roleplaying. Which is fun.

I have other characters that are very different from Sarcaster, whose race is inherently evil.

My other 3 characters are:

Zhezhen Loveleaf, Half-Elf Ranger 38, who was my first character and really doesn't do a lot of roleplay because his personality is pretty much my personality. Which is a lot of things, including the ones below.

Molodets Loveleaf, Wood Elf Druid 30, my first alt, a treehugging liberal natureboy. Wants to join a guild called "Happy-Funtime Elves, because the name sounds, well, happy and fun.

Slaprat, 11, Iksar (Lizardman) Monk is strange. Not extremely vocal, more masculine and gruff, no-nonsense.

And then there is Sarcaster..... a dark elf 6 wizard. muuuuhahahah.......

But they are all a part of me.

 

[isuguy99]

I would totally have to agree with your observations on the game. I am running around with a 59 pally, that I roleplay, well pretty much like myself so its not too hard

 

[riff]

I would totally have to agree with your observations on the game. I am running around with a 59 pally, that I roleplay, well pretty much like myself so its not too hard

Well, are you interested in my idea, stolen from Mistress, about maybe getting started with a group from here?