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[mrtnmoon]

ohhhhhhhh baby!! *shivers all over*

allow me to describe a perfect day for me... quite simply, doing whatever I could to make you cum more times than you can count, and then going to sleep holding you.

did I type that out loud?

 

[sweetgypsy]

Hey I forgot to tell you........when I went out last weekend, the guy that sang at the bar sang the Monkees tune "I'm a Believer".............but I always thought the line was

"Then I saw her face.........now I'm a believer"

the guy sang it "she sat on my face.........now I'm a believer"......................that can't be the right words!!

 

[sweetgypsy]

allow me to describe a perfect day for me... quite simply, doing whatever I could to make you cum more times than you can count, and then going to sleep holding you.

did I type that out loud?

...........MR. MOON!! I'm shocked!! (and somewhat delightfully surprised that you would actually post that!! )

 

[mrtnmoon]

Hey I forgot to tell you........when I went out last weekend, the guy that sang at the bar sang the Monkees tune "I'm a Believer".............but I always thought the line was

"Then I saw her face.........now I'm a believer"

the guy sang it "she sat on my face.........now I'm a believer"......................that can't be the right words!!

hahahahahhahaaa!!!

you have the right words... the way he sang it reminds me of how I would change them. lol.

 

[mrtnmoon]

...........MR. MOON!! I'm shocked!! (and somewhat delightfully surprised that you would actually post that!! )

what can I say? I'm pure evil... but in a good way.

 

[sweetgypsy]

what can I say? I'm pure evil... but in a good way.

And I love every inch of your evilness

 

[mrtnmoon]

And I love every inch of your evilness

all 13 inches?

 

[sweetgypsy]

all 13 inches?

.............LORD HAVE MERCY!!

 

[mrtnmoon]

.............LORD HAVE MERCY!!

don't be scared... we both know I'm joking. lol. to give you 13 inches we'd have to do it 3 or 4 times.

 

[sweetgypsy]

don't be scared... we both know I'm joking. lol. to give you 13 inches we'd have to do it 3 or 4 times.

again I say.............Lord have mercy...........you know my longevity is not all that!!

 

[mrtnmoon]

Hey I forgot to tell you........when I went out last weekend, the guy that sang at the bar sang the Monkees tune "I'm a Believer".............but I always thought the line was

"Then I saw her face.........now I'm a believer"

the guy sang it "she sat on my face.........now I'm a believer"......................that can't be the right words!!

I've been thinking about this post because I often change the lyrics to songs to make them funny or dirty or whatever. I think I started a thread about it once, but it died a quick death. some examples of my rewritten songs:

"that's amore": if you charge all the guys for a piece of your pie, you're a whor-ay...

"addicted to love": might as well face it, you're a dickhead in love....

"livin' la vida loca": givin' my meat a stroke-a

there are probably more, but those were the 3 that immediately come to mind.

 

[mrtnmoon]

since I am bored and have plenty of time...

my counselor gave me a "homework" assignment at one of our previous sessions. I was supposed to come up with a list of 20 good or positive things about myself.
it wasn't too hard.... the hard part, as I told her, was trying not to "qualify" each characteristic. for example, "I am smart, but..." or "I am funny, but..."

anyway... my list...

I am...
1. smart
2. funny
3. polite
4. quirky
5. kind
6. caring
7. a good speller

I can...
8. play guitar
9. follow directions
10. write
11. I have a good sense of direction
12. I can make pumpkin pie
13. I am a good driver
14. I help take care of my mom
15. I am a good listener

I am....
16. lovable
17. good with my nieces and nephews
18. punctual
19. hard working
20. empathetic

 

[sweetgypsy]

my counselor gave me a "homework" assignment at one of our previous sessions. I was supposed to come up with a list of 20 good or positive things about myself.
it wasn't too hard.... the hard part, as I told her, was trying not to "qualify" each characteristic. for example, "I am smart, but..." or "I am funny, but..."

anyway... my list...

I am...
1. smart
2. funny
3. polite
4. quirky
5. kind
6. caring
7. a good speller

I can...
8. play guitar
9. follow directions
10. write
11. I have a good sense of direction
12. I can make pumpkin pie
13. I am a good driver
14. I help take care of my mom
15. I am a good listener

I am....
16. lovable
17. good with my nieces and nephews
18. punctual
19. hard working
20. empathetic

Sounds like a very good list to me. Of course I would add the following....
~ irresistable
~ cute
~ cuddly
~ passionate
~ sexy as hell
~ and you make me squirm!! ( and sqeal with delight! )

 

[mrtnmoon]

Sounds like a very good list to me. Of course I would add the following....
~ irresistable
~ cute
~ cuddly
~ passionate
~ sexy as hell
~ and you make me squirm!! ( and sqeal with delight! )

mmm... very nice reading.... I think you're just a little biased, tho.

I have to admit, it would have been interesting to see what reaction my list would have gotten if I had included, "I make her squirm."

 

[sweetgypsy]

mmm... very nice reading.... I think you're just a little biased, tho.

I have to admit, it would have been interesting to see what reaction my list would have gotten if I had included, "I make her squirm."

Personally I think you should have added that one..........or have it as a tattoo

 

[mrtnmoon]

Personally I think you should have added that one..........or have it as a tattoo

so... let's say I'm going to get it as a tattoo. where should it be?

 

[Cmartin]

I've been thinking about this post because I often change the lyrics to songs to make them funny or dirty or whatever. I think I started a thread about it once, but it died a quick death. some examples of my rewritten songs:

"that's amore": if you charge all the guys for a piece of your pie, you're a whor-ay...

"addicted to love": might as well face it, you're a dickhead in love....

"livin' la vida loca": givin' my meat a stroke-a

there are probably more, but those were the 3 that immediately come to mind.

Lol...if you want to hear something funny, Rob Little did a comedy deal on "Before he cheats". I know myspace TV has it. It's hillarious if you like those type of things.


Anyway, carry on

 

[sweetgypsy]

so... let's say I'm going to get it as a tattoo. where should it be?

Only one place I can think of............and only one person should be able to see it

 

[mrtnmoon]

Only one place I can think of............and only one person should be able to see it

on my penis?!? damn, that's gonna hurt!

 

[sweetgypsy]

on my penis?!? damn, that's gonna hurt!

there or your tongue

 

[mrtnmoon]

there or your tongue

there's always the possibility someone might see my tongue. doctor, dentist. I guess it has to be the cock, then.

 

[sweetgypsy]

there's always the possibility someone might see my tongue. doctor, dentist. I guess it has to be the cock, then.

true, true..............well that would be only fair since you want me to have 'slippery when wet' on my inner thigh

(Folks this is no longer a family show!! )

 

[mrtnmoon]

true, true..............well that would be only fair since you want me to have 'slippery when wet' on my inner thigh

(Folks this is no longer a family show!! )

I think we passed out of a G-rating a long, long time ago.

 

[sweetgypsy]

I think we passed out of a G-rating a long, long time ago.

Glad I could help!

 

[mrtnmoon]

Glad I could help!

if you only knew how much you help me.