sweetgypsy
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I'm sorry, sweety... I am a bad, bad man.![]()
you say that as if it were a bad thing
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I'm sorry, sweety... I am a bad, bad man.![]()
well.. sometimes it's embarrassing to have such a constant stream of such naughty thoughts running through my head.you say that as if it were a bad thing![]()
well.. sometimes it's embarrassing to have such a constant stream of such naughty thoughts running through my head.
but hey... if you're cool with it, so am I.![]()

you just need the right driver to shift your gears.And apparently mine has been running in overdrive lately!!
and you like it as much as me!![]()



you just need the right driver to shift your gears.
I love it, baby.![]()
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I think I'll start calling you ferrari.vroom...........vroomLOL
ok..........Mario![]()
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again with the eyes rolling... didn't your mother ever tell you that your face would get stuck like that?![]()
...............it could get stuck like that! I don't think either one of us would complain about that.well the same could be said about...............it could get stuck like that!
........did I just say that out loud?? Oh my
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I don't think either one of us would complain about that.![]()
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Watch it Moon..........could get your place shut down for indecent exposure![]()
well.. we seem to be the only ones here... so unless you're going to lodge a complaint I think we're safe.![]()
So I am in safe hands??![]()

my hands are so safe they call me nationwide.
or is that all-state? I'm getting my commercials mixed up.![]()
"nationwide is on your side"
"you are in good hands with all state"
see I can be full of useless info too![]()

hahahhaha.... that useful info, remember?
thanks for setting me straight, baby.![]()
I suppose it is... and you do it very well. too well, sometimes... it points up instead of straight out.isn't that my job to make you..........er....... set you straight![]()

Sounds like an amazing place.in the "ask me a question" thread the current question is, "what would your dream house look like?" I'm not very good at describing things like that, but there are some things my dream house would definitely have to have, and since the question would be answered by someone else by the time I get done typing, I'll answer it here.
first thing... all one level. I hate stairs, and we have to let reality intrude here... my health isn't fantastic and it'll most likely get worse, so everything needs to be on one level.... or have an elevator to get to the 2nd floor.
fairly big, airy rooms with lots of windows to let in the sunlight. since the house is on top of a hill overlooking the ocean, it also affords a spectacular view no matter where you are in the house. on the other hand, because I can sometimes have a weird sleep schedule all 4 bedrooms will be equipped with heavy drapes operated by remote control so that it can be night-time in an instant... kind of like the deal that cameron diaz's character had in the holiday, if you've ever seen that.
a big patio with a grill and a swimming pool. a hot tub. a sound system that can be heard throughout the house, with at least a couple of different control centers so that you don't have to be in one particular room or go to that room if the mood strikes you to hear a song. each control center would have a computer set-up and all my music would have been converted to digital form so that any song I wanted to hear could be accessed at any time.
state-of-the-art home entertainment systems in each bedroom, but one room that goes above and beyond: my own theater set-up with enough comfortable chairs for 25 people. that's more people than I know, so that should be plenty.
another room that has recording equipment complete with a drum machine, a bass and a couple of different guitars. I don't write songs, but I'd still like to do recordings of the songs I do know how to play, and with a set-up like that I could make backing tracks for myself so that I could go out into bars and do gigs on my own. not for money, but just because I want to do it. ideally I'd be in a band but I know that it's hard to find the right bunch of guys and I don't want to be dependent on anyone.
that's all I can think of... colors, fabrics, furniture... I'm clueless so I'd just hire a decorator. or, I'd let my baby take care of the decorating, because in a perfect world we'd be living in this house together.
thank you.. it does, doesn't it? I'm thinking hawaii or some other place warm... if that's not possible, hell... we'll throw a small indoor pool in there, too. lol.Sounds like an amazing place.
Thought I'd stop in and say hi *waves*
Definitely somewhere you would have lots of visitors I'm thinking.thank you.. it does, doesn't it? I'm thinking hawaii or some other place warm... if that's not possible, hell... we'll throw a small indoor pool in there, too. lol.
and howdy... thanks for stopping by. *waves back*
yeah, I'm thinking that the rest of my family would be on a permanent rotation in and out of the place. lol.Definitely somewhere you would have lots of visitors I'm thinking.
Hope you are having a good weekend so far.
About the same. Supposed to get a lot today of that white snowy stuffyeah, I'm thinking that the rest of my family would be on a permanent rotation in and out of the place. lol.
other than the fact that we're getting blizzardized here, the weekend is going as well as can be. how about yours?
About the same. Supposed to get a lot today of that white snowy stuff