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[mrtnmoon]

good morning, moon

hey mrtn. what up, dawg?

 

[mrtnmoon]

hey mrtn. what up, dawg?

same ol' same ol'. and quit talking that black wannabe shit. this ain't american idol and you're not randy jackson.

 

[mrtnmoon]

same ol' same ol'. and quit talking that black wannabe shit. this ain't american idol and you're not randy jackson.

true... but I'd fuck paula abdul. does that count?

 

[mrtnmoon]

true... but I'd fuck paula abdul. does that count?

well.. you'd probably fuck almost anything with a pulse.... but yeah, she's kinda hot. at least she used to be, back when she started out. I couldn't stand the music, but damn she was hot.

 

[Millificent]

Too much time on your hands Mr. Moon?

 

[mrtnmoon]

well.. you'd probably fuck almost anything with a pulse.... but yeah, she's kinda hot. at least she used to be, back when she started out. I couldn't stand the music, but damn she was hot.

yeah, I can dig it. just... uh... turn off her backing tracks and put something in her mouth to shut her up, right?

 

[mrtnmoon]

yeah, I can dig it. just... uh... turn off her backing tracks and put something in her mouth to shut her up, right?

there ya go. I used to do that kinda stuff all the time.

 

[mrtnmoon]

there ya go. I used to do that kinda stuff all the time.

what? force girls to orally copulate you?

 

[mrtnmoon]

what? force girls to orally copulate you?

no, no, you dumbass! you said turn off her backing tracks. I used to do kinda the same thing. if paula or one of those other hot bitches would come on like britney or christina, I'd turn down the sound, play some good music and watch them dance.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Too much time on your hands Mr. Moon?

why, whatever gave you that idea?

 

[mrtnmoon]

no, no, you dumbass! you said turn off her backing tracks. I used to do kinda the same thing. if paula or one of those other hot bitches would come on like britney or christina, I'd turn down the sound, play some good music and watch them dance.

and spank your monkey. c'mon, you know it's true.

 

[mrtnmoon]

and spank your monkey. c'mon, you know it's true.

well... ok. maybe I did that a couple of times. but I swear I never jizzed on the tv and pretended I was cumming on their face.

 

[mrtnmoon]

well... ok. maybe I did that a couple of times. but I swear I never jizzed on the tv and pretended I was cumming on their face.

WHAT?!?! who the fuck said anything even remotely like that?!?

 

[mrtnmoon]

WHAT?!?! who the fuck said anything even remotely like that?!?

oh. ummm... nevermind.

 

[SecretLove69]

what? force girls to orally copulate you?

Force???? Ummm thinking there won't be any forcing involved. But if you feel the need 'may the force be with you'.

 

[mrtnmoon]

oh. ummm... nevermind.

you're one twisted sumbitch, mrtn. or moon. whoever the hell you are. I lost track.

 

[mrtnmoon]

you're one twisted sumbitch, mrtn. or moon. whoever the hell you are. I lost track.

yeah, I can see that. fucking amateur.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Force???? Ummm thinking there won't be any forcing involved. But if you feel the need 'may the force be with you'.

nah... I don't believe in force. if a girl isn't bedazzled by my extremely meager charms I just take a walk with ol' lefty after she goes home.

 

[mrtnmoon]

yeah, I can see that. fucking amateur.

hey, come on now... you spent 16 posts talking to yourself. that's gotta be some kinda record. we should be proud!

 

[mrtnmoon]

hey, come on now... you spent 16 posts talking to yourself. that's gotta be some kinda record. we should be proud!

yeah, I guess you're right. at a time like this, ya gotta grasp any straw you can.

 

[mrtnmoon]

yeah, I guess you're right. at a time like this, ya gotta grasp any straw you can.

do you think anyone will go back and read all that bullshit?

 

[mrtnmoon]

do you think anyone will go back and read all that bullshit?

nah. at least I hope not. that part about the farm animals might be hard to explain.

 

[mrtnmoon]

nah. at least I hope not. that part about the farm animals might be hard to explain.

you big faker! you just want people to go back and read all that stuff.

 

[mrtnmoon]

you big faker! you just want people to go back and read all that stuff.

sure I do. hello... attention whore here! duh.

what planet are you from? sheesh.

 

[mrtnmoon]

sure I do. hello... attention whore here! duh.

what planet are you from? sheesh.

I'm just absolutely speechless.