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[mrtnmoon]

stopping by again

well, thank you. I was long in bed by then, tho it wasn't necessarily intentional. usually when I'm off the next day I tend to stay up late. not that I can ever find anyone to talk to, but I surf the web and look around lit for places to stick my 2 cents in.

unfortunately, lit was down, so I went to bed. thanks to your post I know the reason, but it still made last night bite.

nice avatar. it would be nice to find that under my tree.... tho potentially awkward since I live with my mom and my bro. lol.

 

[mrtnmoon]

repostings from another thread...

the question was something like, "how different are you here than in real life?"

my answer:

pretty much the same, except most of the people I know in real life don't realize I think about killing myself so much and that I've actually done things to hurt myself.

 

[mrtnmoon]

repost fever.... catch it!

this is from the "opening lines" thread:

I've always wondered what would happen if I went up to some stunning woman and told her I was dying soon. would that work? as long as it wasn't anything contagious, I mean."I've got a brain tumor and I only have 24 hours to live.... help an old man die with a smile on his face?"

 

[Guest]

well, thank you. I was long in bed by then, tho it wasn't necessarily intentional. usually when I'm off the next day I tend to stay up late. not that I can ever find anyone to talk to, but I surf the web and look around lit for places to stick my 2 cents in.

unfortunately, lit was down, so I went to bed. thanks to your post I know the reason, but it still made last night bite.

nice avatar. it would be nice to find that under my tree.... tho potentially awkward since I live with my mom and my bro. lol.

yes, that would be awful

btw, how is your family?

 

[Guest]

this is from the "opening lines" thread:

I've always wondered what would happen if I went up to some stunning woman and told her I was dying soon. would that work? as long as it wasn't anything contagious, I mean."I've got a brain tumor and I only have 24 hours to live.... help an old man die with a smile on his face?"

you wouldn't need to do that with me but...could we go out to dinner first?

 

[mrtnmoon]

yes, that would be awful

btw, how is your family?

it might be awkward, but not necessarily awful.
I just thow a blanket on your, take you to my bedroom and unwrap you properly. yjay really is a festive and stunnibg avatar yiu have.

I've also enhoyed reading your posys abou the chrisyams spirit. I hope it hits mt a little more as the day gets closer.

question... id there anything you could do yo my av to make it look more holiday?

oh, my family is soing ok. they seem to be more deck the halls than I am. thanks to my bro, this is the very first time we've ever had lights strug up oiutside our house.

 

[mrtnmoon]

you wouldn't need to do that with me but...could we go out to dinner first?

ok... I'll take you to o'charley's and then I'll tell you I'm dying. gotta use all the help to get laid I can. I may even tell you I just won the lottery.

 

[mrtnmoon]

repostage due....

three things you don't know about me

1. I've been mixing xanax, vicodin and percocet quite a bit the last few days.
2. I had to give up the percocet because it makes me itchy
3, if you ever hear of the fire department in middletown, ohio having to remove the wall of a house so they can get some fat OD'ed bastard out of his house, it was probably me.

 

[mrtnmoon]

my new peronal ad. feedback welcome

s.w. ohio guy seeks young-ish girl

no beating around the bush. I'm older (43). I'm heavy (300 or so). I have an average to below size dick (5 inches). I also have an insatiable desire to make a woman cum. over and over. it might sound like idle boasting, but I've done it, many, many times. not just cum, but huge, squirting orgasms.

I can't tell you how many times my former FB and I rented a hotel room with two beds and left both of them soaked. with a little patience on your part, I can be a naster of your g-spot. I also love to eat pussy.

why do I need a personal ad? read the first 3 sentences again. add to that I'm very shy til I get to know you.

I also have a sort of fetish for sexy young girls, but it's by no means a deal breaker. if you live in s.w. ohio, you have any of those qualities and you think you'd like to talk to someone and see how or where it might go, my PM box is always open.

looking forward to eating you. errr.... I mean meeting you.

moon

 

[NorthernPA4U]

s.w. ohio guy seeks young-ish girl

no beating around the bush. I'm older (43). I'm heavy (300 or so). I have an average to below size dick (5 inches). I also have an insatiable desire to make a woman cum. over and over. it might sound like idle boasting, but I've done it, many, many times. not just cum, but huge, squirting orgasms.

I can't tell you how many times my former FB and I rented a hotel room with two beds and left both of them soaked. with a little patience on your part, I can be a naster of your g-spot. I also love to eat pussy.

why do I need a personal ad? read the first 3 sentences again. add to that I'm very shy til I get to know you.

I also have a sort of fetish for sexy young girls, but it's by no means a deal breaker. if you live in s.w. ohio, you have any of those qualities and you think you'd like to talk to someone and see how or where it might go, my PM box is always open.

looking forward to eating you. errr.... I mean meeting you.

moon

It's probably not going to hook ME ... but it's as good as any personal ad I've seen on the personals thread. I have no idea what kind of response guys get on those threads, though ... I suspect no guy gets a lot of responses.

 

[Guest]

ok... I'll take you to o'charley's and then I'll tell you I'm dying. gotta use all the help to get laid I can. I may even tell you I just won the lottery.

i wish i could be there for you....even if it's just to give you a hug

 

[Millificent]

I'm back!

 

[mrtnmoon]

yes, that would be awful

btw, how is your family?

the family is ok, and they're safe. I believe in killing myself before I would harm anyone else.


so, unless the devil decides to exact his revenge uopn me, *yawn* we're good to go.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I'm back!

wonderful news! how was the wedding?

 

[mrtnmoon]

I suspect no guy gets a lot of responses.

I've a feeing you're quite right about that, unless they use a pic of a 13 inch cock as their avatar.

 

[SecretLove69]

Moonbeam - You have never known me not to give it to you straight. I don't feed you bullshit and I'm not going to start today. So, REALLY???? this post......

three things you don't know about me

1. I've been mixing xanax, vicodin and percocet quite a bit the last few days.
2. I had to give up the percocet because it makes me itchy
3, if you ever hear of the fire department in middletown, ohio having to remove the wall of a house so they can get some fat OD'ed bastard out of his house, it was probably me.

in combination with this post.....

s.w. ohio guy seeks young-ish girl

no beating around the bush. I'm older (43). I'm heavy (300 or so). I have an average to below size dick (5 inches). I also have an insatiable desire to make a woman cum. over and over. it might sound like idle boasting, but I've done it, many, many times. not just cum, but huge, squirting orgasms.

I can't tell you how many times my former FB and I rented a hotel room with two beds and left both of them soaked. with a little patience on your part, I can be a naster of your g-spot. I also love to eat pussy.

why do I need a personal ad? read the first 3 sentences again. add to that I'm very shy til I get to know you.

I also have a sort of fetish for sexy young girls, but it's by no means a deal breaker. if you live in s.w. ohio, you have any of those qualities and you think you'd like to talk to someone and see how or where it might go, my PM box is always open.

looking forward to eating you. errr.... I mean meeting you.

moon

......are you surprised that you don't get responses? Self-deprication only goes so far. If I were young and sexy and from Ohio I'm not entirely sure I'd want to hook up with a guy that brags about how many drugs he takes and then goes out of his way to self-abuse himself.

Moonbeam - I am and will continue to be your friend and one of those that run to support you when the wolves come knocking at your door - but really hon - get a grip on the drug thing and get your sweet ass to your Therapist. I care about you and nothing you say or do is gonna stop me from doing that. So help me help you and get a grip.

Now, if you want to think that I'm yelling or picking on you - WELL JUST DON'T - this is just my little intervention for a guy that I want to know better and want around to go to a Dada concert with and rock the house. Besides, you promised to take me to a concert - so don't welch out.

Please - ok - just please for me. If you can't do it for yourself do it for me and the other people who come to this thread to be your friends. OK? You are smart and sexy and talented so just try to be easier on yourself. PLEASE.

 

[mrtnmoon]

hey... thanks for picking on me. I guess I should be one of those guys that life is sunshine and roses for all the time.

as for this post: Originally Posted by mrtnmoon
three things you don't know about me

1. I've been mixing xanax, vicodin and percocet quite a bit the last few days.
2. I had to give up the percocet because it makes me itchy
3, if you ever hear of the fire department in middletown, ohio having to remove the wall of a house so they can get some fat OD'ed bastard out of his house, it was probably me.

some of it was tongue in cheek. some of it wasn't. if I OD and die, it won't matter, but they really won't have to tear down the wall of my house to get me out.

besides, I pop pills, snort coke, ride harleys and kick puppies. I'm a bad boy. that's the way I roll.

 

[SecretLove69]

hey... thanks for picking on me. I guess I should be one of those guys that life is sunshine and roses for all the time.

as for this post: Originally Posted by mrtnmoon
three things you don't know about me

1. I've been mixing xanax, vicodin and percocet quite a bit the last few days.
2. I had to give up the percocet because it makes me itchy
3, if you ever hear of the fire department in middletown, ohio having to remove the wall of a house so they can get some fat OD'ed bastard out of his house, it was probably me.

some of it was tongue in cheek. some of it wasn't. if I OD and die, it won't matter, but they really won't have to tear down the wall of my house to get me out.

besides, I pop pills, snort coke, ride harleys and kick puppies. I'm a bad boy. that's the way I roll.

I kinda figured that you were being cheeky - but even in jest there is a little thread of truth sometimes.
And you know me - I pick because I care.

You must have one helluva good job if you can afford pills, coke and a Harley. AND - I seriously doubt you would kick a puppy. You, my dear friend, are the most sensitive bad boy I know. Most hard asses tattoo hearts on their arms where you sort just wear yours on your sleeve.

I know you're a nice guy so all that "bad boy" shit doesn't fly with me - but I won't tell anyone you're nice - wouldn't want to spoil you street cred.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I'm declaring a moratorium on any suicide talk until after christmas. if I mention xanax, it'll just be happy xanax.

I might still kick a puppy, tho.

 

[Guest]

*waves hello*

 

[mrtnmoon]

*waves hello*

howdy to you, too. have I ever told you how nice you'd look under my tree?

or on top of me?

 

[Guest]

howdy to you, too. have I ever told you how nice you'd look under my tree?

or on top of me?

both would be a pleasure

 

[SecretLove69]

I'm declaring a moratorium on any suicide talk until after christmas. if I mention xanax, it'll just be happy xanax.

I might still kick a puppy, tho.

YEAH!!!!! I'm glad to hear that there is a possibility that you will remain happy (or at the very least - put up a good facade) until after Christmas. Shall we shoot for New Year's next? Baby steps Moonbeam - all we need are baby steps.

*looking up phone number for Ohio ASPCA and wondering if they make you do Humane Society duties - like cleaning cages - if you are a convicted puppy kicker*

 

[AboutFace]

I'm declaring a moratorium on any suicide talk until after christmas. if I mention xanax, it'll just be happy xanax.

I might still kick a puppy, tho.

Now, kicking a puppy is crossing the line. Puppies are cute and cuddly. Go for a cat.... an adult, mean, spitting cat. There has to be much more pleasure in that. (not a cat person)

 

[SecretLove69]

Now, kicking a puppy is crossing the line. Puppies are cute and cuddly. Go for a cat.... an adult, mean, spitting cat. There has to be much more pleasure in that. (not a cat person)

Hmmm a kitty abuser eh? I'd take issue with that - but in the spirit of the season I'll just let it pass and assume that you have been hanging out in the wrong part of town and have, perhaps, encountered a tough alley cat defending his territory.