my thread

[SecretLove69]

I love Earl Grey - drink it a lot. Guess it's the way he feels on my tongue.....smooth and hot.

 

[DaBears34]

I love Earl Grey - drink it a lot. Guess it's the way he feels on my tongue.....smooth and hot.

*fanning self

 

[SecretLove69]

*fanning self

I'd open a window to cool you off but it's raining and I don't want Moonbeam to catch a chill in this nipply night air.

 

[DaBears34]

I'd open a window to cool you off but it's raining and I don't want Moonbeam to catch a chill in this nipply night air.

I appreciate the thought nonetheless!

 

[mrtnmoon]

am I the only one that thinks it's rude to go into some other guy's thread and flirt with women there? I mean, it'd be different if this was a "conversational" kinda thread, but the title clearly states, "my thread."

maybe I need to go back to sleep.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I was quick to pop in here and talk about how well I had been doing with the bike, I guess I should tell on myself when I've been less successful, too. I've been a slug for the last week.... no bike riding, and only in the pool a few times. I've jerked off almost every day, tho, so I've been getting in some aerobic exercise. lol.

 

[Buttah]

I was quick to pop in here and talk about how well I had been doing with the bike, I guess I should tell on myself when I've been less successful, too. I've been a slug for the last week.... no bike riding, and only in the pool a few times. I've jerked off almost every day, tho, so I've been getting in some aerobic exercise. lol.

Arms like Schwartzenegger huh?

 

[mrtnmoon]

Arms like Schwartzenegger huh?

well... the left one, anyway. I'm too uncoordinated to switch it up. lol.

 

[Buttah]

well... the left one, anyway. I'm too uncoordinated to switch it up. lol.

Are you a leftie or a rightie?

 

[mrtnmoon]

Are you a leftie or a rightie?

I'm a southpaw. maybe that's why I'm so evil.

 

[Buttah]

I'm a southpaw. maybe that's why I'm so evil.

Your picking your guitar with your right ...

 

[mrtnmoon]

Your picking your guitar with your right ...

I know... I never have figured that out. I throw right-handed, too. I eat, whack off, pick my nose and scratch my ass with my left hand, tho... you know, all the important stuff.

which hand are you?

 

[Buttah]

I know... I never have figured that out. I throw right-handed, too. I eat, whack off, pick my nose and scratch my ass with my left hand, tho... you know, all the important stuff.

which hand are you?

Rofl ... like a switch hitter in baseball. I'm a rightie ...

 

[mrtnmoon]

Rofl ... like a switch hitter in baseball. I'm a rightie ...

I should have known. you don't seem to me to be oddball enough to be a lefty.

 

[Buttah]

I should have known. you don't seem to me to be oddball enough to be a lefty.

I'm average ... oddball describes me well.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I'm average ... oddball describes me well.

someone once told me I had odd balls.... does that count?

 

[mrtnmoon]

more dada dada dada....

since I can't listen to anything on my computer, sometimes I miss little things like this. I just discovered that dada has some free mp3's available for downloading on their website. maybe I can get some people to check them out. SL69 did and she liked what she heard and so did cyikac1986... hopefully some of you will, too. just go here. thanks.

 

[mrtnmoon]

from the "myspace sex survey" thread....

continuing my habit of reposting things from other threads that might shed some light on who is me....

Question #1: Do you like to talk dirty during sex?
depends on where and who I'm with

Question #2: Do you like taking pics and/or videos during sex?
have never done it... I can't imagine seeing myself naked, tho

Question #3: Do you like your breasts or chest sucked or licked?
yes... even a little nibbling

Question #4: Do you like you nipples sqeezed?
sometimes

Question #5: Do you to manually masturbate your partner?
as much as possible

Question #6: Do you like giving oral pleasure to your partner?
as much as possible

Question #7: Do you swallow?
only been with one girl that squirted, but I loved swallowing it

Question #8: What would you like your partner to do to you that will really get you hot?
I really like having my balls licked

Question #9: What won't you do?
not really into animals or bathroom stuff

Question #10: how many people have you slept with?
less than 10

Question #11: have you ever had an orgasm?
lots

Question #12: weirdest place?
"dat be da butt, bob!" just kidding... old newlywed game refernce... stock room at work

Question #13: shower?
no

Question #14: girl on girl action? (Involved/seen)
only seen it in the movies... would be interesting to see live

Question #15: perfume/cologne that gets you in the mood
adidas perfume, or the scent of vanilla

Question #16: favorite position
boring to most people I guess, but I like missionary the best... or maybe girl on top. call it a tie

Question #17: biggest turn on?
hearing her moans

Question #18: longest time
about 8 hours

Question #19: What is your fav part on the body, name 4?
breasts and pussy, of course.... earlobes, ass

Question #20: Do you like cut or uncut (ladies) Guys are you cut or uncut?
I am cut

Question #21: Ever done it in a pool?
no... just masturbated

Question #22: Outside?
no

Question #23: Are you gay, bi, or straight?
straight

Question #24: is your dick hard right now?
no, but I just jacked off a little while ago

Question #25: Do you jerk off ?
once a day on the average... sometimes more

 

[SecretLove69]

Question #2: Do you like taking pics and/or videos during sex?
have never done it... I can't imagine seeing myself naked, tho

Hmmm - I can and do

Question #8: What would you like your partner to do to you that will really get you hot?
I really like having my balls licked

Ohhh I love the feel of hard, hot balls against my tongue.........dang now I'm all hungry.

Question #12: weirdest place?
"dat be da butt, bob!" just kidding... old newlywed game refernce...

LMAO......I remember that Newlywed Game......funny


Question #17: biggest turn on?
hearing her moans

mmmmmmmmmmmarty

Question #21: Ever done it in a pool?
no... just masturbated
Question #22: Outside?
no

Ummm - wasn't the pool outside?

 

[mrtnmoon]

Question #21: Ever done it in a pool?
no... just masturbated
Question #22: Outside?
no

Ummm - wasn't the pool outside?

ummmmm.... yeah. guess I didn't think about that. I don't want anyone to think I was jacking off in the pool at the local YMCA.

we had our own above ground pool for a brief period of time.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I get to go to work today for the first time in almost 3 weeks. looking forward to and dreading it, and I didn't sleep much from thinking about it. might have been a good night to take some drugs, too bad I didn't. lol. oh, well...

 

[mrtnmoon]

I get to go to work today for the first time in almost 3 weeks. looking forward to and dreading it, and I didn't sleep much from thinking about it. might have been a good night to take some drugs, too bad I didn't. lol. oh, well...

guess no one stopped by yesterday. surprise, surprise.

how did work go, moon?

 

[mrtnmoon]

how did work go, moon?

well, I actually had a fairly easy job, but I was still worn out by the time the day was over. I was a little disappointed that only one person said anything close to, "welcome back," but I've come to expect that from the people I work with. and, of course, "she" didn't say a word to me. but anyway.... *shrug*

thanks for asking, tho.

 

[mrtnmoon]

thanks for asking, tho.

no problem... don't think I give a damn, tho. I was just being polite.

 

[mrtnmoon]

no problem... don't think I give a damn, tho. I was just being polite.

that's ok.... I really don't like you that much, either.

and, just for that, I'm gonna tell you about the rest of my day..... came home with the intention of riding my bike, because I figured if I didn't do it right away, I wouldn't. unfortunately, bro had been trying to work out a new seat thingy for me and he wasn't finished. grrr....

turned my computer on and it wouldn't come on. at all. no lights or anything. grrr....

no bike, no computer, I might as well eat. well, I could have jacked off but at the moment I was way too tired for that. if I'd had a beautiful girl in front of me, I don't even know if I could have worked up the energy. I sure would have tried, tho... just didn't seem worth it for my left hand.

so I ate, watched a little tv and fell asleep not too long after I hit the couch.
and, lo and behold, after I slept a little bit I managed to get that wank in.
and this morning, lo and behold, my computer decided to come on. woo-hoo!

edited to add: I managed to put about 5 miles on the bike about 11 o'clock last night. 2 days in a row. go me.