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[mrtnmoon]

I’m so glad to hear that “uncle marty” is finally getting his feet wet, so to speak. Bet you are a cutie-patootie in your swim trunks. I’ll be pulling my lawn chair out next to the bird bath to enjoy being next to the water.

you might be the only one to think uncle marty looks cute in his swimming trunks. must be those coke-bottle lenses you wear.

 

[nowgirl]

hi mrmoon. how goes it? what are you going to do on your day off?

 

[mrtnmoon]

I live in the land of cheese, bratwurst and beer. Does that help to satiate your curiosity and maybe stir up your hunger? (I have other ways of satisfying too – just incase you’re interested).

if I'm understanding this correctly, it's too bad I didn't know it back in april. I spent a night by myself at a motel 6 in milwaukee when I went to see my favorite band, dada. it was an interesting trip. I jacked off in 3 different states within 5 days. I almost stopped at a rest stop in indiana to make the trip complete. lol.

 

[Guest]

stopping by to say hello

 

[SecretLove69]

if I'm understanding this correctly, it's too bad I didn't know it back in april. I spent a night by myself at a motel 6 in milwaukee when I went to see my favorite band, dada. it was an interesting trip. I jacked off in 3 different states within 5 days. I almost stopped at a rest stop in indiana to make the trip complete. lol.

You understand correctly and if I would have only know you wouldn't have had enough energy to do much more than drive on your way home. I'm about 40 miles from your approximate location when you got this direction.
Next time.

 

[mrtnmoon]

stopping by to say hello

well, hello there, stranger. how be you?

by the way, that little "wanna see me naked?" link on your sig is very cruel. not what I expected at all. *pout*

oh, and just like with nowgirl, remember that I asked how be you. you're now hereby commanded to tell me something.

 

[mrtnmoon]

You understand correctly and if I would have only know you wouldn't have had enough energy to do much more than drive on your way home. I'm about 40 miles from your approximate location when you got this direction.
Next time.

well.. I had an interesting night. I ventured into downtown milwaukee at night by myself.... ended up going to benihana's for the very first time, eating sushi for the first time and having my first mai-tai. fun, but not as much fun as having some company would have been.

 

[mrtnmoon]

hi mrmoon. how goes it? what are you going to do on your day off?

I'm ok..... tired and sore, as usual. how be you? day off? hmmm... it almost wasn't... they asked me to work. I don't really have any plans. I imagine I'll spend some time online, watch some tv, watch the inside of my eyelids some. help mom with her exercises..... and, do some exercising myself, hopefully. I've started trying to ride my bike everyday.... only been two days so far, tho. I'll also most likely go down to the pool for a bit.... some interesting eye candy there the last couple of times I went. I wonder if anyone would be offended if I masturbated under the water? lol.

and don't forget, I asked how be you, too.... you are therefore obligated to give me some info.

 

[SecretLove69]

well.. I had an interesting night. I ventured into downtown milwaukee at night by myself.... ended up going to benihana's for the very first time, eating sushi for the first time and having my first mai-tai. fun, but not as much fun as having some company would have been.

Sounds like a night of firsts - maybe if you make it back this direction you can have another first....hmmm and maybe second and third.
I've never eatten sushi - or, for that matter, been to Benihana's or had a mai-tai. I like Asian food but the buffett we go to serves just hot tea as their strongest drink.

Oh, and about that "thrashing about" in the pool. Just make sure if you do you don't leave any little white islands floating - that is usually a dead give away of what is going on under the water.

Glad to hear your mom is doing well.
Have a good day sweets.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Sounds like a night of firsts - maybe if you make it back this direction you can have another first....hmmm and maybe second and third.

hmmmm... wonder what that means? *tries to look naive and innocent*

I've never eaten sushi - or, for that matter, been to Benihana's or had a mai-tai. I like Asian food but the buffett we go to serves just hot tea as their strongest drink.

I fully recommend benihana's if you ever get the chance. the show the chef puts on while he's cooking your food is pretty amazing.... them mai-tai's ain't half bad, either.

Glad to hear your mom is doing well.
Have a good day sweets.

thanks, you too.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I am a racist

in the interest of trying to repost here anything I've posted that might add insight to the ignorant fuck that I am, this is from the general board
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I've been thinking about this for a long time. I've written posts condemning klanswitch and others for using the word nigger. time for some truth. in the eyes of most people that ponder such things, I'd probably be considered a racist.

I wasn't raised that way. my dad always tried to teach us that everyone was created equal. we lived in a predominately white neighborhood until a black family moved in next door. didn't bother me at all. I thought they were kinda weird because they were jehovah's witnesses, but I didn't care about the color of their skin. one of the older sisters was one of the most beautiful girls I'd ever seen at that point.

so what changed?

I started working in a grocery store in a more majorly black part of town. most of the people there were just customers, be they black, white, purple or green. there was a portion of customers that came in, however, that seemed to epitomize every negative black stereotype I'd heard. they were loud, foul-mouthed... the ones I worked with almost all seemed to be lazy. they used food stamps and bought steak and drove cadillacs while hard-working people like me ate whatever was on sale and drove a piece of shit car. every shoplifter that we caught was black. it started to change my attitude, I guess.

oh, I'd still profess not to be racist. how could I be? I didn't think every black person was worthless, and I didn't think like a lot of rednecks that blacks should be sent back to africa, or just outright killed because of their color. I saw plenty of white people that were just as much worthless scumbags as any black person I saw.

besides, there were quite a few that I liked. they were nice to me, I was nice to them. I didn't have anything against the whole race of black people. hell, I wanted to fuck janet jackson or halle berry because I thought they were beautiful. it was just certain ones that, like I said, exhibited that stereotypical behavior. I laughed at nigger jokes sometimes, and polock jokes, jew jokes, etc..... but I also laugh at quite a few fat jokes and I'm about as fat a bastard as they come.

then there are the athletes. one I can think of in particular was david justice of the atlanta braves. if he was playing well and being cheered, everything was hunky dory. if he was playing like shit and being booed, he wasn't being booed because he was playing like shit, he was being booed because he was black. it seemed like everything boils down to black or white.

it became even worse when someone I like started spending more time with a black guy than she did with me. it made me quicker to judge someone on the basis of their color. I still didn't use the "n" word a lot, but it popped up in my thoughts a lot more often.

do I have a point? I dunno... I'm about half loopy right now because I've had a bad day and been taking pills like they're candy for about the last hour. it's just something I've been thinking about for awhile. I've taken KS to take for some of his posts and others for using the word nigger, but I think it sometimes. one the other hand, I don't hate every black person just because they're black. I thought it was right for don imus to get fired. I don't think every arab or muslim is a terrorist, like busybody.

there are a few ladies here that seem to think I'm a nice guy.... maybe I just wanted them to know what they were truly dealing with: one confused motherfucker when it comes to race, creed and religion.

 

[SecretLove69]

ignorant fuck that I am, this is from the general board
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there are a few ladies here that seem to think I'm a nice guy.... maybe I just wanted them to know what they were truly dealing with: one confused motherfucker when it comes to race, creed and religion.

Ohh Moonbeam - I honestly think you are neither ignorant nor one confused motherfucker.
In my eyes (and I see perfectly well) and in my heart you are a sweet guy that's been through a lot of shit in his life and it's had an unfortunate affect on you.

You aren't evil or hateful - you have a good personality and a kind heart. Everyone has their confusions, their doubts and hangups. The fact that you have mixed feelings doesn't make you any less of a person or any more screwed up than the rest of us. We are all on the Island of Misfit Toys babe.

You ARE a nice guy - a sweet guy and if I were closer I'd be giving you a big hug and a wet sloppy kiss right now.
Whether you chose to believe this or not - you have worth and are important and are necessary. And if you ever, for one second, forget that - just remember that there is at least one person in this world (just about 3 states away) that thinks you are a sweet and very special man.

You are the Moonbeam that has shined out through my darkness and I thank you for lighting my path in the night.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Ohh Moonbeam - I honestly think you are neither ignorant nor one confused motherfucker.
In my eyes (and I see perfectly well) and in my heart you are a sweet guy that's been through a lot of shit in his life and it's had an unfortunate affect on you.

You aren't evil or hateful - you have a good personality and a kind heart. Everyone has their confusions, their doubts and hangups. The fact that you have mixed feelings doesn't make you any less of a person or any more screwed up than the rest of us. We are all on the Island of Misfit Toys babe.

You ARE a nice guy - a sweet guy and if I were closer I'd be giving you a big hug and a wet sloppy kiss right now.
Whether you chose to believe this or not - you have worth and are important and are necessary. And if you ever, for one second, forget that - just remember that there is at least one person in this world (just about 3 states away) that thinks you are a sweet and very special man.

You are the Moonbeam that has shined out through my darkness and I thank you for lighting my path in the night.

thanks. wish I'd just posted it here instead of the GB, too. it seemed like a more fitting topic for that forum but I should have known better than to expect many contructive responses there.

 

[Guest]

well, hello there, stranger. how be you?

by the way, that little "wanna see me naked?" link on your sig is very cruel. not what I expected at all. *pout*

oh, and just like with nowgirl, remember that I asked how be you. you're now hereby commanded to tell me something.

lol, i'm doing just fine....just trying to stay cool

 

[mrtnmoon]

lol, i'm doing just fine....just trying to stay cool

I hear ya. I've actually been going down to the swimming pool they have here at the trailer park I live in....yes, I am trailer trash. been here almost 7 years, tho, and never set foot in the pool until last until about 10 days ago. now I'm there every night.

and, like I told SL, trying to resist beating off in the pool. lol.

psssst..... are you ever going to put my favorite avatar back up?

 

[mrtnmoon]

am I the only one that feels this way?

it kind of bugs/annoys me when someone pops in to say something like, "hi, how you doing?" you give your answer... "I'm doing ok", "I wish I was dead", whatever you may be feeling at the time. but, you extend the courtesy to ask what's been up with them, and they never come back to answer.

things that make me go hmmmmm....

 

[mrtnmoon]

for SL69

you seem very talented at searching out answers to those trivia questions. do your search skills extend into other areas? I have a couple of questions I've been trying to find the answers to, with no luck... but my searching abilities are less than stellar.

 

[mrtnmoon]

I have to step away for a awhile so I'll just go ahead and put out there what I'm looking for. I'm trying to find the distance between dayton, ohio and long beach, california. I can find the driving directions, etc and they give you the mileage, but I wanna know what the air distance is.... as the crow flies, the old saying goes.

also, I've been looking for specific exercises I can do in the swimming pool to strengthen/tone my abs and back. all I can find are articles that give you general info about how beneficial water aerobics can be, or sites that want you to order their workout programs.

any help you can provide would be appreciated.

 

[SecretLove69]

I have to step away for a awhile so I'll just go ahead and put out there what I'm looking for. I'm trying to find the distance between dayton, ohio and long beach, california. I can find the driving directions, etc and they give you the mileage, but I wanna know what the air distance is.... as the crow flies, the old saying goes.

also, I've been looking for specific exercises I can do in the swimming pool to strengthen/tone my abs and back. all I can find are articles that give you general info about how beneficial water aerobics can be, or sites that want you to order their workout programs.

any help you can provide would be appreciated.

I'm on the case......have no fear I'll find some answers for you.


OK
According to www.webflyer.com
one way from Dayton Ohio (DAY) to Long Beach California (LGB) is 1910 mile (3820 round trip).

Now....on to the next question. What was that again? How to jack off in the pool and not get caught?

 

[SecretLove69]

The second question is a little tougher. Most all the sites with information are trying to sell you their CD or DVD or something like that.

I know, from experience, that for the abs - one of the best water exercises I found is.......
press your back against the pool wall - put your arms up on the side - lift your legs straight up in front of you - both at the same time. Raise them slowly letting the weight of the water work against you and then push them down slowly. I dunno - start with like 5 reps and see how that feels.
Before you start anything at all in the way of resistance exercises maybe take a few laps back and forth and stretch out/warm up kinda thing.

Another that works pretty good is to just bring your knees to your chest - either at the same time or individually.

Start slow with these until you see how your back is gonna feel after.

I'll keep researching to see if I can find any other exercises. Hope this was a little help.

*sneaking into the bushes beside the pool to watch Moonbeam get all buffed up with a sexy six-pack. * (AND NO, I don't mean a six pack of booze - silly Moonbeam)

 

[trent0553]

It's been too long since I stopped in and said Hi!
Hey Moon. Good luck with the exercise program.

Hey everyone else

 

[mrtnmoon]

The second question is a little tougher. Most all the sites with information are trying to sell you their CD or DVD or something like that.

I know, from experience, that for the abs - one of the best water exercises I found is.......
press your back against the pool wall - put your arms up on the side - lift your legs straight up in front of you - both at the same time. Raise them slowly letting the weight of the water work against you and then push them down slowly. I dunno - start with like 5 reps and see how that feels.
Before you start anything at all in the way of resistance exercises maybe take a few laps back and forth and stretch out/warm up kinda thing.

Another that works pretty good is to just bring your knees to your chest - either at the same time or individually.

Start slow with these until you see how your back is gonna feel after.

I'll keep researching to see if I can find any other exercises. Hope this was a little help.

*sneaking into the bushes beside the pool to watch Moonbeam get all buffed up with a sexy six-pack. * (AND NO, I don't mean a six pack of booze - silly Moonbeam)

trust me, no matter how much ab work I do I'll never have a six-pack. right now the most I'm hoping for is to get to where my pants aren't so tight around the gut. I'm not even sure I have a waist.

thanks for your suggestions. I took some water aerobics classes at the YMCA about a century ago and have been wracking my train trying to remember the exercises we did. the "knees to the chest" thing sounds familiar..... as a matter of fact I did some of those last night. I was in the pool again today but it was more about just goofing around and having fun. my bro had visitation with his kids so we were all just fooling around and dunking each other and other sorts of juvenile behavior.

thanks for the other answer, too.... unfortunately, it's still a little too far for what I had in mind, which was to try to put miles on my exercise bike equal to the number I'm going to be flying in november. after being so inactive for so long, tho, doing 20+ miles a day is just a little too much, I think. on the other hand, maybe I can be built up to that by the time november rolls around.

thanks again.

 

[mrtnmoon]

It's been too long since I stopped in and said Hi!
Hey Moon. Good luck with the exercise program.

Hey everyone else

howdy, trent.

I'd like to say I'm exercising because I care about myself. deep down that may be part of the reason, but my main thought is I might be going to cailfornia and I'd like to at least be able to get around a little bit and have some fun. in any case, thanks for the good wishes and I hope you're doing well.

 

[mrtnmoon]

page 6?

guess no one loves me today. I know that SL69 was on earlier because I saw her name. guess she was too busy to stop by.

 

[Buttah]

Good morning sweety ... I was at the Spiedefest this weekend but I'm stopping by to say hi.