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[mrtnmoon]

does anyone but me find it ironic that the britney spears bodyguard accused of assaulting a photographer in vegas is named julio camera?

no, mr. moon, I guess you're the only one.

 

[mrtnmoon]

no, mr. moon, I guess you're the only one.

it doesn't surprise me, mr. tn. I've always kinda thought I was a little strange.

 

[mrtnmoon]

it doesn't surprise me, mr. tn. I've always kinda thought I was a little strange.

you shouldn't be so hard on yourself, mr. moon. most people probably didn't even see that little tidbit about the bodyguard's last name being camera.

 

[mrtnmoon]

you shouldn't be so hard on yourself, mr. moon. most people probably didn't even see that little tidbit about the bodyguard's last name being camera.

that kind of proves my point, tho, mr. tn. I pay attention to stupid little stuff like that. and heck, I might be the only guy here that will even admit he'd fuck lindsay or britney... even paris, as used up as she looks sometimes.

 

[mrtnmoon]

that kind of proves my point, tho, mr. tn. I pay attention to stupid little stuff like that. and heck, I might be the only guy here that will even admit he'd fuck lindsay or britney... even paris, as used up as she looks sometimes.

hmmmm... ok, you're right, mr. moon. you're fuckin' weird.

 

[SecretLove69]

But would you do Paris' dog? THAT would make you weird!!

 

[SecretLove69]

And who am I talking to Mr Moon or Mr Tn and which one of you is smokin' the crack tonight or are you sharing?

 

[SecretLove69]

SL69, that was a rude thing to say......you should apologize to both of them.

 

[SecretLove69]

Ohhh Secret (or should I call you Mom?) I think Mr Moon and Mr Tn both know I was teasing - besides I think they are both kinda cute in a spooky kinda way.

 

[mrtnmoon]

what can I say? I talk to meself sometimes. guess I'm not the only one, eh?
no crack smoking tonight, not even any xanax.... getting ready to do the pizza and beer thing in about 15 minutes, tho.

no, I wouldn't do her dog... I did let a dog lick my balls once, tho.... does that make me weird? (the truth of that statement depends on your reaction. lol)

 

[SecretLove69]

what can I say? I talk to meself sometimes. guess I'm not the only one, eh?
no crack smoking tonight, not even any xanax.... getting ready to do the pizza and beer thing in about 15 minutes, tho.

no, I wouldn't do her dog... I did let a dog lick my balls once, tho.... does that make me weird? (the truth of that statement depends on your reaction. lol)

No, you aren't the only one - I've gotten very good at talking to myself cuz' the cats spend most of the day sleeping and I hate to disturb them by chatting.

Pizza and beer are better for you anyway. I haven't had either in a long time - sounds good. What's your topping choices on the pizza and crust option? If I'm not prying too much.

If, in fact, this dog exists and there is truth to your statement - NO I don't think letting a dog lick your balls is weird - all I can think right now is LUCKY DOG!!!!! Was it a big dog or a little dog? Was the dog performing some sort of cleaning maintenance or did you put something on your balls to entice said dog. Curious minds want to know. Still thinking I'm jealous of a dog though.

 

[mrtnmoon]

If, in fact, this dog exists and there is truth to your statement - NO I don't think letting a dog lick your balls is weird - all I can think right now is LUCKY DOG!!!!! Was it a big dog or a little dog? Was the dog performing some sort of cleaning maintenance or did you put something on your balls to entice said dog. Curious minds want to know. Still thinking I'm jealous of a dog though.

ok, what the hell.... I was a young, very horny virgin teen. I was over at a friend's house sitting on the back steps waiting for him to get home. I was wearing shorts that were kinda loose around the leg. the dog kept coming over and sticking its nose in my crotch. it was annoying at first, but then... I just let nature take its course for a bit. of course after a bit I started to feel weird and ashamed and I shooed it away. there ya go.... I'm a weirdo.

 

[Buttah]

Morning Moony ... have a good day and I'll talk to you soon.

 

[nowgirl]

just dropping in on hump day to say - well - happy hump day.

 

[SecretLove69]

ok, what the hell.... I was a young, very horny virgin teen. I was over at a friend's house sitting on the back steps waiting for him to get home. I was wearing shorts that were kinda loose around the leg. the dog kept coming over and sticking its nose in my crotch. it was annoying at first, but then... I just let nature take its course for a bit. of course after a bit I started to feel weird and ashamed and I shooed it away. there ya go.... I'm a weirdo.

Are not!!!! I have a doggie story too - sorta by accident and if was sorta fun.......so see, you aren't a weirdo cuz' I'm not either. So there - neener neener neener.

Haven't heard how you mom is doing?
And how are your plans coming for that trip to CA?
And if you just got in your car and drove here you wouldn't have to have a plane ticket or nuttin'. Well, maybe a change of clothes and some clean undies but otherwise - just little ole' cuttie You would be all that would be necessary.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Morning Moony ... have a good day and I'll talk to you soon.

same to you, parkay.

 

[mrtnmoon]

just dropping in on hump day to say - well - happy hump day.

more like happy I wish I was humping day. lol. have a good one.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Are not!!!! I have a doggie story too - sorta by accident and if was sorta fun.......so see, you aren't a weirdo cuz' I'm not either. So there - neener neener neener.

Haven't heard how you mom is doing?
And how are your plans coming for that trip to CA?
And if you just got in your car and drove here you wouldn't have to have a plane ticket or nuttin'. Well, maybe a change of clothes and some clean undies but otherwise - just little ole' cuttie You would be all that would be necessary.

mom is ok now, I guess. she's out of the hospital, at least... seems to be doing ok. making progress on the cali plans, but driving would be totally out of the question. I'll have clean undies on the plane, tho, if I go.

 

[SecretLove69]

mom is ok now, I guess. she's out of the hospital, at least... seems to be doing ok. making progress on the cali plans, but driving would be totally out of the question. I'll have clean undies on the plane, tho, if I go.

I'm glad your mom is feeling better and home.
I didn't mean you should drive to CA - that's way too far but just a couple states over isn't a long trip. (I'm just teasing you ya know)

 

[mrtnmoon]

I'm glad your mom is feeling better and home.
I didn't mean you should drive to CA - that's way too far but just a couple states over isn't a long trip. (I'm just teasing you ya know)

totally missed that, I guess. sometimes I'm about half asleep when I'm on here, even if I'm not on any kind of medication. lol.

just to satisfy my curiosity, how many states?

 

[mrtnmoon]

it's weird... I complain a lot about how hot it is here, but I never go swimming. lived in a trailer park with a swimming pool and haven't set foot in it once. now, all of a sudden I've been in it 3 times in the last week or so. my brothers had their kids over and naturally they wanted to go swimming. a few minutes later the phone rings.

"why don't you come down here and swim with us, uncle marty?"

uncle marty couldn't really think of a good reason not to, so off to the pool I went. now I've been back twice on my own. I don't really swim much, but it's nice to hang out in the water for awhile, and occasionally there's some scenery that makes it very worthwhile. I have a feeling I'll be in the pool a lot more often from now on.

 

[mrtnmoon]

my "friend".... I won't go into details again, people that have read this thread enough probably know at least vaguely who I'm talking about....has her first wedding anniversary this weekend. I'm torn as to whether or not to acknowledge it somehow. a phone call... a simple little "nothing fancy" card.... just sit with her for a sec and tell her happy anniversary. she doesn't talk to me hardly at all anymore and I guess I should hate her, but I don't. I still care for her and wish the best for her.

well.... most of the time, anyway.

 

[Buttah]

my "friend".... I won't go into details again, people that have read this thread enough probably know at least vaguely who I'm talking about....has her first wedding anniversary this weekend. I'm torn as to whether or not to acknowledge it somehow. a phone call... a simple little "nothing fancy" card.... just sit with her for a sec and tell her happy anniversary. she doesn't talk to me hardly at all anymore and I guess I should hate her, but I don't. I still care for her and wish the best for her.

well.... most of the time, anyway.

You're too nice, forget her and move on. I know it's hard but I had to do it myself once. Protect yourself first, she has a new life as hard as it to accept.

 

[SecretLove69]

A three pronged answer so I don’t become a “post-piggy”

just to satisfy my curiosity, how many states?

I live in the land of cheese, bratwurst and beer. Does that help to satiate your curiosity and maybe stir up your hunger? (I have other ways of satisfying too – just incase you’re interested).

uncle marty couldn't really think of a good reason not to, so off to the pool I went. now I've been back twice on my own. I don't really swim much, but it's nice to hang out in the water for awhile, and occasionally there's some scenery that makes it very worthwhile. I have a feeling I'll be in the pool a lot more often from now on.

I’m so glad to hear that “uncle marty” is finally getting his feet wet, so to speak. Bet you are a cutie-patootie in your swim trunks. I’ll be pulling my lawn chair out next to the bird bath to enjoy being next to the water.
“MARCO???”

I'm torn as to whether or not to acknowledge it somehow. a phone call... a simple little "nothing fancy" card.... just sit with her for a sec and tell her happy anniversary. she doesn't talk to me hardly at all anymore and I guess I should hate her, but I don't. I still care for her and wish the best for her.
well.... most of the time, anyway.

Ya know – and this is just me (and I have a tendency to be a little evil) but I’d probably send her a card. Nothing fancy and just your “best wishes” and your name signed. At the very least it will be a reminder to her of what a dope she was to leave you behind.

 

[mrtnmoon]

You're too nice, forget her and move on. I know it's hard but I had to do it myself once. Protect yourself first, she has a new life as hard as it to accept.

hey parkay. I appreciate your input as well as that of SL69. I know what you're saying is probably true, but it's also easier said than done. still dunno how I'll handle it. one advantage is the big day is this weekend and she's off and I'm off tomorrow so at least I won't need to see her.