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mrtnmoon said:
okay, dipshit... shut up and go to bed. if you're too tired to play with yourself, you have no business sitting here talking to yourself.
fuck you.... you're not the boss of me...
 
mrtnmoon said:
"lit people I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole". think it'd be popular thread, or would I be the only one listed?

or I could call it, "lit people I wouldn't fuck even with someone else's genitals"...
you know, a variation on the old, "no way, dude.... I wouldn't even fuck that with your dick!" gotta use genitals, tho, to make it unisex like the other threads.... even tho I'm pretty sure I'd be the only one lisred.

or I could call it, "not if you were the last immigrant grocer on earth, honey!!!!"
(major bonus points to you if you know where that line comes from.)

Nah. Far as I can tell. Short of having low confidence and possibly being a little bigger. You're a really cool guy. I mean I wouldn't do you. But I don't think you'd want me too. But man troll a campus Second cup play that guitar with anything but country or hard rock. And watch them line up for you. If I could play anything I'd do it.

And As for touch you with a ten foot pole. Despite one or two differences.

*HUG* Cause you're a good funny and smart guy. If a little wierd.
 
mrtnmoon said:
fuck you.... you're not the boss of me...
see? now you've done it.... you got the thread flipped over to a new page, decreasing the chances that anyone will even see any of those posts you just made. way to go, loser.
 
mrtnmoon said:
see? now you've done it.... you got the thread flipped over to a new page, decreasing the chances that anyone will even see any of those posts you just made. way to go, loser.
ok, you win.... I'll go to bed, but not because you told me too... I'm gonna go so I don't start spreading my doom and gloom over other parts of the board. like going to the "would you rather?" thread and giving slit your wrists or swallow a couple of handfuls of pills as the options.

gnight, mrtn.

*psssst....

can I have a hug?
 
mrtnmoon said:
ok, you win.... I'll go to bed, but not because you told me too... I'm gonna go so I don't start spreading my doom and gloom over other parts of the board. like going to the "would you rather?" thread and giving slit your wrists or swallow a couple of handfuls of pills as the options.

gnight, mrtn.

*psssst....

can I have a hug?
oh, whatever... go to bed, dumbass....
 
mrtnmoon said:
ok, you win.... I'll go to bed, but not because you told me too... I'm gonna go so I don't start spreading my doom and gloom over other parts of the board. like going to the "would you rather?" thread and giving slit your wrists or swallow a couple of handfuls of pills as the options.

gnight, mrtn.

*psssst....

can I have a hug?

*HUGS
 
virgin_not said:
Talking to yoursel Mr. Moon??? :rolleyes: Anyway...hope you have a good one!!! ;) :kiss:
yeah, I was talking to myself. I've always heard that a lot of people do that... you don't have to worry about it until you start answering... so what does it say that I was answering myself, too? :eek:
 
mrtnmoon said:
yeah, I was talking to myself. I've always heard that a lot of people do that... you don't have to worry about it until you start answering... so what does it say that I was answering myself, too? :eek:
lol...well..I do talk to myself also..when Im so upset..instead of putting it on others..I rather put my madness on me,by talking to myself and it do helps.. :D oh speaking of thread being popular..it doesn't matter if a thread is famous or not..what matter is the creator of the thread having a good heart and sense of humor..that's all that matter..good heart is the most important! ;) :kiss:
 
virgin_not said:
lol...well..I do talk to myself also..when Im so upset..instead of putting it on others..I rather put my madness on me,by talking to myself and it do helps.. :D oh speaking of thread being popular..it doesn't matter if a thread is famous or not..what matter is the creator of the thread having a good heart and sense of humor..that's all that matter..good heart is the most important! ;) :kiss:
a good heart and a sense of humor, eh? I guess I'm screwed...

or not screwed, as the case may be. lol.
 
Sorry mrmoon, I'm hooked on Point n' Click Games and I got wrapped up in one. :) I slept well, the movie didn't seem to make a difference.
 
butterscotch_ said:
Sorry mrmoon, I'm hooked on Point n' Click Games and I got wrapped up in one. :) I slept well, the movie didn't seem to make a difference.
well... I didn't really think it might give you nightmares. I was just kidding around, but I forgot to (;))

do you watch movies like that a lot? what are your favorites?
 
just bumping myself back to the first page. kinda makes me feel like bob uecker. "hey, I must be in the front row!"
 
mrtnmoon said:
just bumping myself back to the first page. kinda makes me feel like bob uecker. "hey, I must be in the front row!"
Naughty boys always get put in the front row... now behave ;)
 
sugared said:
Naughty boys always get put in the front row... now behave ;)
I'm perfectly innocent... you should know that by now. hang on... lemme straighten and polish my halo...
 
do you ever have weird dreams? do you ever remember them?

brie's question got me to thinking about using food during sex. it's not something I have any experience with, other than whipped cream, but thinking about it triggered a memory for me. sort of.

I had a dream a few times about this girl I used to work with. I had major hots for her... I was a fat and shy teenager and pretty much had a crush on any pretty girl I knew that was nice to me.

I don't really remember any details as far as how it came to be, but in this dream I was at her house, she'd been drinking and she had passed out. I took her and put her to bed. t-shirt and panties. I'm a gentleman... I'd never dream of going any farther with someone that couldn't give consent.... except... there was a candy bar on her night stand. a snickers bar.

next thing I know, I'm using the snickers bar to rub her through her panties. she's still asleep, but moaning. I put the candy bar inside her.... don't really remember much after that.... I'd never even seen a porno, so I didn't know what a woman having an orgasm looked or sounded like. I remember eating the candy bar, tho.

that's probably one of the very first erotic dreams I ever had. I don't really have any logical explanation for it, other than as a fat kid I was definitely into food, and before I ever actually had sex the thing I fantasized the most about was going down on someone. I guess eating the candy bar was my way of combining food with eating pussy.

hmmmm... I hope this isn't one of those cases where I've said too much. :eek:
 
Hey Moon lol Interesting dream to say the least. Probably some deep psychobabble reasoning that's beyond my use of brain cells to figure out :p Or it's just a dream that involved a candy bar lol

As for the dream question... ALL the time. I have the most bizarre dreams in the world. Seriously, no one I tell my dreams to can ever figure them out. Weird sex dreams though... Oddest would have to be in a shower of a house of someone I didn't know lol I don't remember the details, it was a while ago but I woke up feeling utterly confused. And there are very few dreams I don't remember, but not many I remember in full detail either.

Now you have me thinking.... Damn it, I'm too blonde for this, my brain's going to start hurting :rolleyes:
 
purrbaby said:
Now you have me thinking.... Damn it, I'm too blonde for this, my brain's going to start hurting :rolleyes:
sorry... didn't mean to cause you any pain. lol.

hey... the girl I had my dream about was a blonde. ;)

p.s. welcome to my thread and thanks for sharing...
 
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