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Couple years ago, the fiberglass got so brittle with age and outdoor winter storage it started flexing badly amidships while in the water...one day, she'll crack in half and go straight to the bottom.

Great Canadian 16', the classic green, wide flatbottom , a slow slug by canoe standards...everyone in Canada knows the Great Canadian. It's the best canoe for sex.

Its replacement is faster and tippy... I dumped it dockside the first time i sat it it, which was on a chilly spring day.

Two Grummans would probably make a cool hipster pontoon boat with a tiki bar.

It would make a cool boat for anybody that owns a degraded dried out piece of green fiberglass shit.
 
It would make a cool boat for anybody that owns a degraded dried out piece of green fiberglass shit.

Totally! The green monster has been retired, but gave decades of yeoman service.

The Grummans are lumps to paddle, but last forever....they use them at summer camps for a reason.

Always wondered about them in a thunder storm...
 
Totally! The green monster has been retired, but gave decades of yeoman service.

The Grummans are lumps to paddle, but last forever....they use them at summer camps for a reason.

Always wondered about them in a thunder storm...

They are noisy fuckers on the water. And, the aluminum sticks to rocks on the river.
 
I have a yellow fiberglass that replaced the green; I forget the manufacturer, but it's a 14/15 I think, traditional hull not a flat bottom, and cane seats...quicker than the old Great Canadian was.
 
I have a yellow fiberglass that replaced the green; I forget the manufacturer, but it's a 14/15 I think, traditional hull not a flat bottom, and cane seats...quicker than the old Great Canadian was.

I have 4 royalex boats. A couple of Mad Rivers, a Whitesell and an Old Town. None are particularly fast yet they are nimble and each has been used in class III whitewater. My profile pic is me in the Whitesell.
 
Some of your stories I give you the benefit of doubt, that one reeks of bovine patties. But hey, if it makes you feel better go for it! Let us know when he goes double platinum!

Success has always been met with suspicion on the GB...in my book, that speaks to the quality of your life, not mine.

Plus, I don't give a fuck what you think or believe, so it's moot.
 
Success has always been met with suspicion on the GB...in my book, that speaks to the quality of your life, not mine.

Plus, I don't give a fuck what you think or believe, so it's moot.

Lol, poor baby. So whats the album called?
 
Success has always been met with suspicion on the GB...in my book, that speaks to the quality of your life, not mine.

Plus, I don't give a fuck what you think or believe, so it's moot.

Hey the Toastmasters made him honorary alternate poobah September 2004, so his life is not without "honors" from stolen anecdotes. He just doesn't like yours because he can't plagiarize them to repeat in a meeting because nobody would believe -him.
 
You two should join a bowling league or something, you know, get out and meet people.
 
You two should join a bowling league or something, you know, get out and meet people.

Maybe we could listen to jr's platinum album while we bowl? I must warn you though, I'm a champion bowler who holds 3 world titles in 4 countries.
 
I have a yellow fiberglass that replaced the green; I forget the manufacturer, but it's a 14/15 I think, traditional hull not a flat bottom, and cane seats...quicker than the old Great Canadian was.

No you haven't, shorty.
 
Maybe we could listen to jr's platinum album while we bowl? I must warn you though, I'm a champion bowler who holds 3 world titles in 4 countries.

You've probably heard it already, unless you live under a rock.

Ooops, asked and answered!
 
Happy Holidays, especially to the many shut-ins of the GB.

May your New Year be filled with something positive, though I don't see that happening for most of you. Ha!
 
The staff are all Carob Bean.

My massage grrl can't be more than 4'10", with the tiniest hands...she gave me a two handed happy ending and I'm pretty sure I hit the ceiling.

I was in Brazil yesterday
Caught 3 great whites and a mako
Then had 5 Patagonian women in the afternoon
None of them under 6'2
I fucked Cici last
I swear I hit the ceiling!
I'm writing songs about it today for my next album
 
Here's something to keep you all busy over the Holidays.... GB Bingo!

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