My subbie got a spanking last night.

Betticus

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She knows she's not allowed in my bedroom and I steam cleaned the carpet yesterday. I put the bedframe together and for the first time in over a year I put the bed on its actual frame. I kept it off the frame because the damn subbiecat pulled the box spring liner loose and was trying to nest inside the mattress. So I put the bed together, put the fresh from the laundry sheets on and get it all made up and neat. I go out to turn the lights off in the house and come back.... cat is suspiciously absent. I look under the bed and sure enough there is a cat shaped lump hanging down. So, I try to get the cat to come out and the little bitch sneaks to the furthest corner.

Now, this cat has been pushing the envelope with going in my room and she knows it. I've walked in and had her run out in terror. So I closed the door, flipped the bed over and caught lil deathwish at the door where she was trying to escape. After I caught her furry little ass I lectured her on the no cat in the bedroom rule and spanked her lil fuzzy butt.

She's almost as bad as kiten69!

Now the cat won't leave me alone.
 
FurryFury said:
Spanking cats for discipline doesn't work very well.

It's not the spanking that works so well but the lecture. The spanking just makes her remember the lecture.
 
FurryFury said:
kay

Cats can really get into a good spanking . . .

That is very true, I know of a certain kiten who needs a good spanking.
 
TheBlackDahlia said:
don't hit kitty! :(

The kitty is fine, she's next to me on the couch sleeping. She's curled up in a cute lil ball and was doing that pet dream thing where her lil paws were curling up into lil cat fists and swatting at lil dream mouses.
 
Ok, did NOT need that last mental image. :p You know, the DO make sprays specifically designed to keep cats off the furniture you spray it on. My friends had some for their ornery cats. I don't recall it smelling bad - at all actually (to a human nose that is). Perhaps try that?
 
Velvet Bubbles said:
Ok, did NOT need that last mental image. :p You know, the DO make sprays specifically designed to keep cats off the furniture you spray it on. My friends had some for their ornery cats. I don't recall it smelling bad - at all actually (to a human nose that is). Perhaps try that?

Scent marking is an alpha male thing.

Had to use it once a long time ago on a dog I was training who thought he was somehow in charge. It's just a matter of speaking their language.

It also works for drunk frat boys in bars that get out of line.
 
Betticus said:
.. It also works for drunk frat boys in bars that get out of line.
I know all about scent marking. I grew up on a ranch. Doesn't mean I don't find the idea of peeing on things gross. :p As for the frat boy thing, somehow that was funny. :D
 
Velvet Bubbles said:
I know all about scent marking. I grew up on a ranch. Doesn't mean I don't find the idea of peeing on things gross. :p As for the frat boy thing, somehow that was funny. :D

Yeah, there's no way that your girlfriend is ever going to be able to forget the image of you fucking up, getting knocked out and then urinated on for your trouble.
 
Betticus said:
Good plan.

*Hides in underwear drawer instead* :D

Hey wait. . .there's no undies in here :eek:! What's this. . .crop. . .quirt. . .cat of nine. . .belt. . .cuffs. . .rope. . .YUP this is where I'm hiding!:nana:

*digs to see what else I can find. . .hides the quirt* :devil:
 
kiten69 said:
*Hides in underwear drawer instead* :D

Hey wait. . .there's no undies in here :eek:! What's this. . .crop. . .quirt. . .cat of nine. . .belt. . .cuffs. . .rope. . .YUP this is where I'm hiding!:nana:

*digs to see what else I can find. . .hides the quirt* :devil:

You could tape it to the bottom of the drawer. No dom would ever look there! Honest. :eek:
 
i have a bone to pick with deathwish! she always gets all the spankings!
 
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