My Sister

codak

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After having three wonderful little girls, Victoria(7), Alexandria(4) and Samanta(1) is having another child. All three girls are of course angels enbodied in flesh. She had a historectomy(sp)after Sam.

Coming back from Virginia I got a call from Heather, who is 2yrs older then I am at 26, this is not really all that abnormal since she gives me a phone call whenever she wants to talk or I stop over to visit the girls she'll break out some Tequila, she says she likes to watch me when I drink Tequila cause she can tell when I'm relaxed and she says that my face starts to droop(which is a baldfaced lie of course). Well she pops up with "I'm pregnant again!"

Well, I was totally against her getting her tubes tied till she gives me a nephew at the very least. I love pregnancy and watching my older sister during her pregnancy is totally !the! shit, she's going to let me take a few snapshots! Sorry, she won't let me take shots of anything other then breast and stomach. I'm going to say that it is a total shame since she gives a new meaning to the word beuty. Long blond hair(as well as all three of her girls), shapely athletic body that just screams to be photographed(thats what my camera says atleast), blue ocean eyes(you know...the type that when it grazes your flesh it leaves marks! Its like looking into your own soul entombed in the casings of her irises, just contained there, staring right at you. Needless to say, she would be a great model even still after 3 children.

"Excellent!" I tell her. "Are you going to sue the doctor?"

"Of course not, if I do that then it will come out deformed or something"

"Its a boy, I told you. This is what happens when I tell you not to do something and you do it anyway."

My sister has always tormented both me and my brother who is two years older then HER! Used to pull me right out of the front seat of the car, throw me down to the ground and laugh as she jumps in, shuts the door and didn't even have the courtesy to lock the door!! Talk about insult! That is only a minor infraction, she was evil evil when she was a teen I say. She's calmed to mildly evil now so I can get away with little things like talk back to her when she's 50miles down the road.

She laughs at that last comment and hangs up.

Everyone wish me luck for a nephew, he'll be the grandson for both sides of the family.
 
ummm.....I'm confused...if she had a Hysterectomy ...how is she pregnant. A Hysterectomy is when they remove your uterus and tubes...I think you meant to say "She had a tubal ligation after she had Sam"


In any case congrats!....Hope it's a boy....They love you like no other.
 
Ok, like I'm totally confused here. First I agree with the lovely and talentedAdoratrice, hysterectomy makes it very difficult to have a baby, but even more so, is this like an adoring sibling relaying good news or the start of a incest story? Don't be offended codak, cause honestly I'm just wondering.
 
No Offence..........but

This sounds like the beginning of a incest story.
 
No offence codak, but I agree. You and your sister seem to have a very close relationship.
 
well, it may seem that way to you all but it is not so. I'm not into that. I love my sister deeply but the type your thinkin is not the type of love that I feel for my sister folks.

And yes when you have a hystorectomy they remove the whole thing, least that is what I thought. Nevertheless she is pregnant once more and I think its wonderful.

No offense taken but let me plse inform the board that I may write something that to YOU it would seem like I would like to fuck my sister, its not.

I could write something to the effect your thinking of but I would rather write about something that is true, fictional stories are ok, but thats all they are...fiction. Writing about pleasure and joy that you experience with your partners are real and more substantial plus writing about something you know about in fact of life means more to the writer and he/she will always put their heart and soul into the work then someone who is just thinking up something that would prolly never happen. Sides it would be a waste just writing something you'll never experiance and share it with others when you could have spent the time enjoying the sensations and !then! putting it into print to help educate and satisfy the pull you have to give satisfaction and pleasure to others through your writing.

If you haven't guessed yet, my favorite hobby is with my camera. Now whether that is shooting a photo of rock that is in just the right spot with matching background to make the scene so fantastic it cries to be captured on camera and enjoyed everytime you look at it OR if it is shooting the perfection of a womans body and putting THAT on film so that the minds eye can continue to see that beuty forever established in the world where ever you take it. Both instances deserve to be writen in pixels so that others may cherish it and look upon the photo like it was meant to be, in nature. Whether it gives you pleasure of love or the pain of despair, it should be there for everyone to enjoy.
 
BiBabe:): your right =) me and my sister DO have a very close relationship. Its so close that sex would cheapen what we really have. ;-)
 
I hope I did not offend you in my clam. But thats what it looked like to me. I take back my clam.
 
nah, no offense =) it would take alot more then "This sounds like the beginning of a incest story." to wrile me up. Anyway, I meant everything about my faint description of my sister.


[Edited by codak on 04-15-2001 at 11:23 PM]
 
Whoah. Just whoah. You really like photography, don't you? But as I read through you'r zesty talk of photography, I thought that is great writing. Have you ever visited the RPG board? I personally pretty much live there, but do visit a few other boards(this one included, of course) and post there only a little. But truly, you sound like a nature RP'er.
 
I would just like to say: if you have had a histerectomy, it is impossible to become pregnant. Absolutely impossible, no argument, zip, zero, nada. So either your sister didn't have a histerectomy, or she's not really pregnant.
 
Pyper said:
I would just like to say: if you have had a histerectomy, it is impossible to become pregnant. Absolutely impossible, no argument, zip, zero, nada. So either your sister didn't have a histerectomy, or she's not really pregnant.

Agreed
 
Morgoth: thanks =)

Pyper: yes there is a way. if the doctor does not perform the surgery correctly and yes she !did! have the surgury that would remove any capabilities of bearing children. Yes she is definitly pregnant, first our mother is a nurse and she can tell you that she is, second, she is showing, third, if its one thing I know it is when a woman is pregnant. It also helps that I've seen her hospital records stating medical history.
 
Ok, now this is pushing it. You really don't want to sit there and call me a liar or I'll end up getting banned from this board and we all don't really want that.

Enjoy the posts how they are meant to be enjoyed or move on. period.
 
If you're talking to me, I never implied that. I just have a wierd wya of saying it's a cool place. But then again, it's probably the damn headaches getting to me again. For more on that, visit the only recent thread on this board created by me. One last word: OUCH!
 
codak said:

Pyper: yes there is a way. if the doctor does not perform the surgery correctly and yes she !did! have the surgury that would remove any capabilities of bearing children. Yes she is definitly pregnant, first our mother is a nurse and she can tell you that she is, second, she is showing, third, if its one thing I know it is when a woman is pregnant. It also helps that I've seen her hospital records stating medical history.
How do you screw up a hysterectomy? Either you take out the uterus or you don't. Tubes and ovaries are optional, I think, but uterus goes. And that makes having a baby impossible.

I still think you are referring to her having had her "tubes tied" rather than a hysterectomy.
 
Cheyenne said:
How do you screw up a hysterectomy? Either you take out the uterus or you don't. Tubes and ovaries are optional, I think, but uterus goes. And that makes having a baby impossible.

I still think you are referring to her having had her "tubes tied" rather than a hysterectomy.

I Agree tottaly.
 
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