my sister ran into dick smothers

[Bert Notorius]

...sounds like the punchline of a dirty joke.


anyway, she hobbled herself out to the liquor store to buy a bottle of wine and there he was. got to talking about our mom and he asked which brother our mom liked best, and of course she told him tom, the one that looks like me.

my sister is a lightning rod for weird.

 

[Not Normal]

That's kinda awesome.

 

[Bert Notorius]

i thought he was dead.

 

[LadyVer]

Cool.

 

[Skiddles2015]

Your mommas nickname is dick smothers at the country club.

 

[Lorilei]

That's way awesome.

 

[Tryharder62]

Those guys could always crack me up. Great story!

 

[pfflyerhot]

My sister used to cut Tommy Smother's hair... Seriously.

 

[Skiddles2015]

That's way awesome.

Meh, it's just a nickname.

 

[pointless]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3yEDLSOKYI

 

[thør]

Mom always liked you best!

 

[patient1]

Cool!


I'm looking forward to the parody threads for this one.

 

[thør]

Every night, the bells would ring....