My private thread

[BradBigBrain]

Don't you people know that private threads aren't really private?

They aren't?

 

[AllyRose]

They aren't?

If they weren't then they wouldn't be. But since they're not then they aren't. They could be if they were.

 

[Looks4Fun]

You know that gate is never really locked. My private thread's more like a 7-11.

It is? You mean I can order a two day old hot dog from the roller with a 32oz Big Gulp? Cool.

 

[AllyRose]

It is? You mean I can order a two day old hot dog from the roller with a 32oz Big Gulp? Cool.

Oh no. This is a top-notch 7-11. We offer fresh hot dogs.

 

[CapnCuddly]

Oh no. This is a top-notch 7-11. We offer fresh hot dogs.

I suppose I should stop by and have a munch on your hot greasy weiners, since you were so polite and nice the visit my little den.

Extra pickle relish please.

 

[AllyRose]

So, true story. Kid comes into the library with some of his friends, and I guess after chatting at their table they dared one of the boys to go up and hit on me.

It was something like, "I'm glad I brought my library card, 'cause I'm checking you out!"

Then he ran back to his table.

It was really really cute and funny.

 

[Looks4Fun]

You know that gate is never really locked. My private thread's more like a 7-11.

Oh no. This is a top-notch 7-11. We offer fresh hot dogs.

Oh yes I can see that now. You've gone gourmet.

http://hunt4freebies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/7-Eleven-Hot-Dog.png

You've got everything. Except Kindles of course.

 

[AllyRose]

I suppose I should stop by and have a munch on your hot greasy weiners, since you were so polite and nice the visit my little den.

Extra pickle relish please.

Coming right up!

 

[AllyRose]

Oh yes I can see that now. You've gone gourmet.

http://hunt4freebies.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/7-Eleven-Hot-Dog.png

You've got everything. Except Kindles of course.

Kindles are allowed, but you don't get a discount for your meal.

 

[1sickbastard]

Oh no. This is a top-notch 7-11. We offer fresh hot dogs.

I just want a coke slurpie

 

[CapnCuddly]

Coming right up!

Prompt service too. Say, do you have those metal straws?

 

[AllyRose]

The slurpee machine is brand new. You won't find any of that 'runny' crap coming out it.

 

[AllyRose]

Prompt service too. Say, do you have those metal straws?

No. The warehouse was short.

 

[CapnCuddly]

No. The warehouse was short.

Maybe you need a better stalker... Erhm... Stocker

 

[1sickbastard]

The slurpee machine is brand new. You won't find any of that 'runny' crap coming out it.

Oh good. If I wanted a fountain drink I'd have gotten a fountain drink.

BTW, you look might fetching in that smock...

 

[AllyRose]

Oh good. If I wanted a fountain drink I'd have gotten a fountain drink.

BTW, you look might fetching in that smock...

Thank you. It's getting a little dirty, so maybe I better take it off.

 

[Looks4Fun]

Kindles are allowed, but you don't get a discount for your meal.

That's ok but will I still get loyalty reward points?

 

[CapnCuddly]

Thank you. It's getting a little dirty, so maybe I better take it off.

Service with a smile.

 

[1sickbastard]

Thank you. It's getting a little dirty, so maybe I better take it off.

That would be just terrible (fear not the sarcasm)

 

[AllyRose]

Okay. Let me just go upstairs and change real quick. I'll be down in a jiff.

 

[Looks4Fun]

*looks at the other guys*. She's not coming back down is she?

 

[1sickbastard]

*looks at the other guys*. She's not coming back down is she?

She said she'd be back in a jiff.
Now where she found a jar of peanut butter that size, I'm not sure I want to know.
I hope no one has a peanut allergy...

 

[Sienna]

((( Ally )))

https://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/Gifts/512/rose.png

 

[RawHumor]

((( Ally )))

https://cdn1.iconfinder.com/data/icons/Gifts/512/rose.png

Two beautiful blondes in one thread?


Hiya Sienna!

 

[AllyRose]

Two beautiful blondes in one thread?


Hiya Sienna!

That's almost too much awesomeness for one thread.