My Plans.

[Saint Valentine]

So I had this thing tonight, but it got rescheduled. So a glass of soda, and a bowl of fresh popped kettle corn later, here I am settleing down to a nice evening of Litertainment.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

And what kind of entertainment are you looking for?

 

[Saint Valentine]

And what kind of entertainment are you looking for?

Umm. Litetrtainment. Says so right in the post. That unique brand of wit and sexual inuenndo that you can only get here.



*Munching kettlecorn*

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Sorry can't help you out mate .. I'm all about sarcasm today.

 

[juicylips]

*Munching kettlecorn*

I LOVE kettlecorn.

Share.

 

[Saint Valentine]

I LOVE kettlecorn.

Share.

Ask nicely and I'll consider it.

 

[juicylips]

Ask nicely and I'll consider it.

I said share. What is there to consider?

 

[Saint Valentine]

I said share. What is there to consider?

*Passing bowl* Good thing your cute.

 

[juicylips]

*Passing bowl* Good thing your cute.

I know.


*Munching kettlecorn*



Thank you.

So are we watching a movie or what?

 

[Saint Valentine]

I know.


*Munching kettlecorn*



Thank you.

So are we watching a movie or what?

If you'd like. What did you have in mind?

 

[juicylips]

If you'd like. What did you have in mind?

Well. Since we just met I think 9 1/2 weeks is a little too much.

What's your favorite movie?

 

[Saint Valentine]

Well. Since we just met I think 9 1/2 weeks is a little too much.

What's your favorite movie?

I just realized that I'm sharing popcorn with someone I just met. Do you have cooties? And my favorite movie is The Fellowship of the Ring.

 

[juicylips]

I just realized that I'm sharing popcorn with someone I just met. Do you have cooties? And my favorite movie is The Fellowship of the Ring.

OMG...I've been a bitch to a fellow LOTR'er.

Yes....we can most definitely watch that. I get just about as turned on by it as I do 9 1/2 weeks.

*Scooting closer* I bet you thought you were going to get rid of me by saying that, didn't you?

I do have cooties. But I'll share them with you.

 

[Saint Valentine]

OMG...I've been a bitch to a fellow LOTR'er.

Yes....we can most definitely watch that. I get just about as turned on by it as I do 9 1/2 weeks.

*Scooting closer* I bet you thought you were going to get rid of me by saying that, didn't you?

I do have cooties. But I'll share them with you.

Always good to find a woman of superior taste. Tell me, what about LOTR gets you turned on?



*Munch*

 

[juicylips]

Always good to find a woman of superior taste. Tell me, what about LOTR gets you turned on?



*Munch*

Aragon. Sweat. Swords.

*Licking fingers*

 

[Saint Valentine]

Aragon. Sweat. Swords.

*Licking fingers*

Most women tend to go for the effeminate elf. Don't ask me why. Aragorn is may favorite, but, I'm sure, for completely different reasons that your own.

Would you like some soda?

 

[juicylips]

Most women tend to go for the effeminate elf. Don't ask me why. Aragorn is may favorite, but, I'm sure, for completely different reasons that your own.

Would you like some soda?

In LOTR there wasn't a thing about Legolas that I found attractive. I thought him quite a wuss. But. WOW...in Two Towers he was an "instant panty drench". I think it was the arrows or something. He seemed more intense.

Aragon is still my hands down favorite. To have him push me up against a castle wall and ravish the hell out of me. I'd never be wearing panties under those long gowns. Who wouldn't enjoy that?

So why is he your favorite?

It's not Coke is it? I only drink Pepsi.

 

[Saint Valentine]

In LOTR there wasn't a thing about Legolas that I found attractive. I thought him quite a wuss. But. WOW...in Two Towers he was an "instant panty drench". I think it was the arrows or something. He seemed more intense.

Aragon is still my hands down favorite. To have him push me up against a castle wall and ravish the hell out of me. I'd never be wearing panties under those long gowns. Who wouldn't enjoy that?

So why is he your favorite?

It's not Coke is it? I only drink Pepsi.

Umm. No Peach Faygo. If you've never heard of it then trust me, you're missing out.

Aragorn has been my favorite since reading the books. Mysterious rogue, kicks ass and takes names, and he has all the honorable qualities that a true hero should have as well.

And ravishing you against a castle rampart sounds quite enjoyable.

 

[juicylips]

Umm. No Peach Faygo. If you've never heard of it then trust me, you're missing out.

Aragorn has been my favorite since reading the books. Mysterious rogue, kicks ass and takes names, and he has all the honorable qualities that a true hero should have as well.

And ravishing you against a castle rampart sounds quite enjoyable.

I love peaches. Peach jam is my absolute favorite.
Never had Peach Faygo, though.

You are superbly correct in your assessment of Strider. The actor who plays him captured his essesence to the core. I was never a big fan of Viggio Mortenson (sp) until now.

And, yes....I would be enjoyable against a castle rampart. I love the word "ravish"....it's such a thorough word. Just like devour. That's the way fucking should be. Intense. Heated. Passionate.

 

[Saint Valentine]

I love peaches. Peach jam is my absolute favorite.
Never had Peach Faygo, though.

You are superbly correct in your assessment of Strider. The actor who plays him captured his essesence to the core. I was never a big fan of Viggio Mortenson (sp) until now.

And, yes....I would be enjoyable against a castle rampart. I love the word "ravish"....it's such a thorough word. Just like devour. That's the way fucking should be. Intense. Heated. Passionate.

I agree wholeheartedly.

 

[juicylips]

Thank you for sharing your kettlecorn and soda. You were very kind to me in this thread and you didn't have to be.

jl

 

[Saint Valentine]

Thank you for sharing your kettlecorn and soda. You were very kind to me in this thread and you didn't have to be.

jl

You are quite welcome. We'll have to do it again sometime.