My perception of the Devil...

[p_p_man]

Average size cool dude with rotund body

Snappy dresser in tails, chequered westkit and colourful cravat hanging freely from his neck.

Two tone spats and chequered pants with a top hat angled down over his right eye.

Gold hob watch and gold tipped mahogany cane lovingly held with hands covered in white, button down gloves.

Rosy cheeks and a svengeli type waxed moustache.

Always ready with a smile and always breaks out into loud genuine laughter when something amuses him.

Pure white teeth with two small incisers just overlapping his bottom lip and two cute little horns covered in a slight covering of fuzz either side of his forehead.

At a moments notice is liable to break into a song and dance routine...

A real fun guy.

 

[R Nitelight]

That was actually my perception of DCL.





Hey, wait a second.....

 

[sexy-girl]

you bash jesus in one thread and praise the devil in another ... theres a word for people like that


you know where your going now when you die ?

 

[TWB]

George Bush

Too ignorant to know he is ignorant but put into power anyway.

 

[Expertise]

I think he looks like Regis Philbin.... with a better tailor.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I thought he looked like Wayne Newton.

 

[pabloback]

you have just described the voodoo guy in live and let die

 

[Cheyenne]

Looks like Dillinger.

 

[p_p_man]

you know where your going now when you die ?

Disney World?

 

[YoungGun69]

Average size cool dude with rotund body

Snappy dresser in tails, chequered westkit and colourful cravat hanging freely from his neck.

Two tone spats and chequered pants with a top hat angled down over his right eye.

Gold hob watch and gold tipped mahogany cane lovingly held with hands covered in white, button down gloves.

Rosy cheeks and a svengeli type waxed moustache.

Always ready with a smile and always breaks out into loud genuine laughter when something amuses him.

Pure white teeth with two small incisers just overlapping his bottom lip and two cute little horns covered in a slight covering of fuzz either side of his forehead.

At a moments notice is liable to break into a song and dance routine...

A real fun guy.

 

[p_p_man]

Close...

but as sexy-girl has already nominated him for Jesus I'm not sure he qualifies...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That was actually my perception of DCL. Hey, wait a second.....

Dixon Carter Lucifer? LOL I don't think so. I'm pretty sure my atheism began not with a disbelief in God, but in the Devil. Has there ever been a clearer example of a Boogeyman created out of thin air to keep the faithful in line?

Actually, Tom Robbin's novel "Jitterbug Perfume" posits pretty well that Satan was a Christian bastardization of the pagan god Pan, demonized because he was such a serious competitor of Christ's for congregation. Religion reduced to political mud-slinging. "A Vote for Pan is vote for Eternal Damnation and Utter Apolcalypse! Paid for Friends of Jesus and the Christ/Baptist ticket."

And I have NEVER been "Rotund". LOL

 

[*bratcat*]

maybe...but...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah, well, there's that...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay, that just brought the highly uncomfortable image of DCL as any one of the member of N'Sync.

Yeeeechk.

Say it isn't so, Dixon, I'm beggin here. You're probably the only guy on this board who understood what Felix was saying without having this dire urge to throw Strunk & White at him. You can't be a closet N'Sync fan, you just can't be....

Wait a minute.

Nevermind.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If I can paraphrase Albert Brooks from "Broadcast News" here:

"The members of N'Sync, though probably very nice -- are the devil. Think about it. You think the devil's going to be some guy with a pitchfork? No. He'll be a boy band with drippy awful music that has enough of a beat to make kids good "Ooo" and enough torso dancing to make kids go "Ahh", and they'll just lower our standards a little bit at a time where they're important. And they'll talk about how we're all really just salesmen. And they'll get all the really great women."