my parrot, dave, says hello

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[Angel]

Dave?

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[plasticman33]

Hello parrot, my name is Dave.

 

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[nimbus9]

My buddy went into an old What Not store out in the countryside and started talking to the guy behind the counter. When the man started to speak a big parrot near him said, Shut up". The guy said, "no, YOU shut up." The parrot said, "no YOU shut up.... LOL LOL. Damn, I would have loved to have seen and heard that. The bird would also say. "my feet hurt" and, "my back hurts". My buddy ask him about it and the guy said he had to bring him from home because his wife was teaching him to talk like that

 

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[8ball]

Yes it was fucking real

I used to feed him moths

Was that after you gleefully plucked their wings off?

 

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[Guest]

He gave you an orgasm.....waddya expect? Seconds?

 

[Kuntmode]

n/a

What happened to Stevo?

Did you squash him after a hissy fit online when some girl rejected you?

He lasted 3 months of tolerating you? Must be a record.

I wouldn't mind being a spider and getting stuck in 4L's sticky web. She is my best friend at Lit. She likes calling me a prick

 

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Steve's the bouncer at sexy-girl's picnic now.



https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=162767&perpage=25&pagenumber=2

 

[SweetLuvin]

sqwark, sqwark

"Good Morning, Dave"

 

[badasschick]

This is highly irregular....