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Thanks, Lovely, but the thanks must really go to Stella and Monica for providing the inspiration......;)
 
DAMN. :eek:

I'll come over and do your dishes, if you'll walk around like that while I do.:):eek:

But you'd better stock up your fridge before my arrival,
I suspect you're going to need frequent snacks throughout my visit. :devil:

At last the dishes will be done!
I hope you find some time to do them, Honey....:rolleyes:
 
We were chatting to our neighbour after a few drinks and the discussion got around to sex, as it invariably does, in a jokey sort of way. She made the claim that she couldn't understand how guys can tolerate having a lump of meat and balls shoved down their pants all day.
I said I imagine it's easier than having tits stuffed in a bra all day because at least a cock and balls contract to accommodate confinement, unlike boobs.
I don't think she got the point of my argument. So a while back, when alone, I invited her upstairs to explain, or more like demonstrate my argument.
Now followers of this thread probably know my cock as well as I do. My inexperienced twenty-something neighbour clearly doesn't. With enough subtle hints, she finally asked me to demonstrate the point.
When I sat down and took my jeans down, apart from the shock, I'm sure she was surprised by how compact the 'package. was....

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