My organ, dominating the class

[Carp]

This is the reason I will never be a teacher...

 

[Guest]

Pedo.

 

[Carp]

Pedo.

I was thinking about college, or adult education.

 

[Nora]

Where do I sign up?

Hi Carp!

 

[Carp]

Hi Nora- the sign-up sheet is right here in my lap. All ya gotta do is reach for it...

 

[Nora]

Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just not really all that happy to see me?

 

[Carp]

Of course I'm happy to see you- and that's not a pencil! Maybe a really big cigar, though.

 

[Nora]

Pardon the blazing saddles moment, but:

Baby! I ain't from Havana!

 

[Carp]

Well, lady, I don't smoke cigars.

 

[Nora]

I don't smoke 'em, but I sure do like sucking on 'em and enjoying the flavor.

*blush*