My New Obsession

Johnny Mayberry

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I am so in love with my deep fryer! I've had it les than 12 hours, and so far I've fried chicken, eggrolls, crab rangoon, french fries, and a piece of bacon. My arteries have hardened, my cholesterol has hit 300, and I wouldn't have it any other way!!

Next, deep-fried steak, pizza, and...ice cream?
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
I am so in love with my deep fryer! I've had it les than 12 hours, and so far I've fried chicken, eggrolls, crab rangoon, french fries, and a piece of bacon. My arteries have hardened, my cholesterol has hit 300, and I wouldn't have it any other way!!

Next, deep-fried steak, pizza, and...ice cream?

Reminds me of the first night with our microwave. Baked potatoes and scrambled eggs, just cause we could.
 
*shakes her head*


That's just sad sad sad..

You really need to get out more.






How did the crab rangoon turn out?
 
Nothing frightens me more than...

over relaxed, shut-in neophites - with deep fat fryers.
 
Damn, Kitty, you say this knowing that our part of the world is getting snowed in this weekend? Damn...


The crab rangoon turned out exactly like the stuff at the restaurants...I'm in Chinese food heaven!
 
Re: Nothing frightens me more than...

Uber Sparky said:
over relaxed, shut-in neophites - with deep fat fryers.
LOL...being relaxed is GOOD...better than mixing guns and deep fryers...drop one bullet in the oil, and the good times are over!
 
We will miss you, but at least you will go out happy.

*crunches celery*
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Damn, Kitty, you say this knowing that our part of the world is getting snowed in this weekend? Damn...


The crab rangoon turned out exactly like the stuff at the restaurants...I'm in Chinese food heaven!


Asshole.



Now I'm craving crab rangoon and eggrolls. Omg you can now make those sugar donuts they serve as well!
 
Hells yeah, doughnuts!!!!!!


Asshole? Me? No way, Kitty....next time I swing past your town, I'll drop off some food...by carrier pigeon, no doubt
 
Tempura is my favorite thing to do in the deep fryer. It's excellent for sugaring pecans too.
 
Rubyfruit said:
Tempura is my favorite thing to do in the deep fryer. It's excellent for sugaring pecans too.
Dammit, tempura isn't on the schedule until Saturday....have you got a batter recipe you can share?
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
Hells yeah, doughnuts!!!!!!


Asshole? Me? No way, Kitty....next time I swing past your town, I'll drop off some food...by carrier pigeon, no doubt



Uh huh.. sure. :p



Come visit me Raina and I'll fix ya up. ;-)
 
Johnny Mayberry said:
I'm going to the store to pick up some fish, corn meal, and another gallon of oil...

Dear God! I can hear your arteries clogging from here.
 
Raina said:
Dear God! I can hear your arteries clogging from here.
It is a beautiful sound, isn't it? My deep fryer also acts as a steamer...so I'll make up for it with piles of steamed veggies.
 
k¡tty said:
I'll start filling up the jacuzzi. ;-)

You better watch it or I will show up on your doorstep. I'll have to sell everything I own to buy the plane ticket though.

So, need a roommate?
 
I miss my JetStream Oven. It did things like eggrolls, french fries/tater tots, fish sticks, chicken nuggets....stuff like that....to perfection! Just like deep-fried, but the excess grease dripped out. *sigh* I really miss it. I want to find another one.
 
BlueDaisy said:
I miss my JetStream Oven. It did things like eggrolls, french fries/tater tots, fish sticks, chicken nuggets....stuff like that....to perfection! Just like deep-fried, but the excess grease dripped out. *sigh* I really miss it. I want to find another one.

Sounds cool...but grease is good for you...puts hair on your chest!
 
Raina said:
You better watch it or I will show up on your doorstep. I'll have to sell everything I own to buy the plane ticket though.

So, need a roommate?



So long as you do the dishes and most of the cooking.. I'll wash your laundry for ya and occasionally fetch ya a drink or somethin from the kitchen. :D
 
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