SierraNoel
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- Sep 12, 2004
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I think I have found my calling.
A good friend of mine was considering posting a profile on match.com but sucks at writing descriptions. So, I offered to write it for him.
Well, in doing so, I also wrote a spoof ad for him. Turns out I have a knack for writing the spoof ads. After reading the spoof one, another friend asked me to do both a serious and a spoof one. Here are two that I wrote.
Enjoy!
I sport the fastest, most diligent tongue in Ohio and quite possibly in the United States of America. I can be counted on to have a fascinating mix of passion, kinkiness, and downright dirtiness. I appreciate a woman who doesn’t mind being called a nasty name from time to time, and who is willing to be able to tie me down as long as she doesn’t mind being driven wild by the intensity of the orgasm I am sure to give her. I expect to be called, Sir, Master, and Your Majesty. My charge will be submissive when I tell her to, but when I hand her the whip able to slip into the dominatrix mode and tell me how naughty of a boy I have been. If you are prepared for the ride of your life then write to me at kinkybeyondrepair@yahoo.com. I think you and I could have an endorphin filled time blessed with countless orgasms.
I was born to make your every fantasy come true. I am a sex actor who loves slipping into all sorts of uncomfortable outfits to make your fantasies a living reality. Need me to be a cabana boy? Let me practice my Jamaican accent. Southern gentleman? I can be from any of the southern states. Rich businessman? Let me pull out my bling bling. Naughty school boy? Are you my mommy and do I deserve a spanking? I can become the man of your dreams. Just tell me what you want and I will accomplish it. See if you can't stretch my acting abilities with new and exciting role playing, kinky fun. I can satisfy your every wish, leave you quivering in the excitement of our tryst and the realization of something you felt would never happen to you. Just email me at youractingstud@yahoo.com
A good friend of mine was considering posting a profile on match.com but sucks at writing descriptions. So, I offered to write it for him.
Well, in doing so, I also wrote a spoof ad for him. Turns out I have a knack for writing the spoof ads. After reading the spoof one, another friend asked me to do both a serious and a spoof one. Here are two that I wrote.
Enjoy!
I sport the fastest, most diligent tongue in Ohio and quite possibly in the United States of America. I can be counted on to have a fascinating mix of passion, kinkiness, and downright dirtiness. I appreciate a woman who doesn’t mind being called a nasty name from time to time, and who is willing to be able to tie me down as long as she doesn’t mind being driven wild by the intensity of the orgasm I am sure to give her. I expect to be called, Sir, Master, and Your Majesty. My charge will be submissive when I tell her to, but when I hand her the whip able to slip into the dominatrix mode and tell me how naughty of a boy I have been. If you are prepared for the ride of your life then write to me at kinkybeyondrepair@yahoo.com. I think you and I could have an endorphin filled time blessed with countless orgasms.
I was born to make your every fantasy come true. I am a sex actor who loves slipping into all sorts of uncomfortable outfits to make your fantasies a living reality. Need me to be a cabana boy? Let me practice my Jamaican accent. Southern gentleman? I can be from any of the southern states. Rich businessman? Let me pull out my bling bling. Naughty school boy? Are you my mommy and do I deserve a spanking? I can become the man of your dreams. Just tell me what you want and I will accomplish it. See if you can't stretch my acting abilities with new and exciting role playing, kinky fun. I can satisfy your every wish, leave you quivering in the excitement of our tryst and the realization of something you felt would never happen to you. Just email me at youractingstud@yahoo.com
