My nemesis: the beaver

[perks]

there she sits, all clean and filled with batteries, taunting me with her swivel and dual speeds. Soon, so very soon she will be mine, allllllll mine.

HAAHAHAHAHA






where did I put that fuckin' coffee?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

there she sits, all clean and filled with batteries, taunting me with her swivel and dual speeds. Soon, so very soon she will be mine, allllllll mine.

HAAHAHAHAHA






where did I put that fuckin' coffee?

Let me know what you get when you cross a duck and a beaver. Inquiring minds want to know

A platypus?

 

[perks]

Re: Re: My nemesis: the beaver

Let me know what you get when you cross a duck and a beaver. Inquiring minds want to know

A platypus?

how about fill a duck with a beaver, I bet you'd want to know more about that!

hmmmmm<thinking pictorial> Where is riff with his new camera?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Follow the beaver?

 

[perks]

Follow the beaver?

\
lmao

 

[Black_Bird]

Aw, come on... that sit com isn't that bad.

 

[PepperminTrish]

there she sits, all clean and filled with batteries, taunting me with her swivel and dual speeds. Soon, so very soon she will be mine, allllllll mine.

HAAHAHAHAHA






where did I put that fuckin' coffee?

When you do figure out what you put in the coffee, will you share????

 

[perks]

Re: Re: My nemesis: the beaver

When you do figure out what you put in the coffee, will you share????

lol, it's all natural baby, lol!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Re: Re: My nemesis: the beaver

When you do figure out what you put in the coffee, will you share????

I have sugar, cream and a spoon. I'll share

 

[pipercatt]

there she sits, all clean and filled with batteries, taunting me with her swivel and dual speeds. Soon, so very soon she will be mine, allllllll mine.

Mine's taunting me from the toy drawer...I can here it snickering all the way in here.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Re: Re: My nemesis: the beaver

Mine's taunting me from the toy drawer...I can here it snickering all the way in here.

Everyone knows you can't keep a beaver trapped in a drawer, they just eat their way out (talk about role reversal)!

Not to mention how cruel it is!

I feel you should set the beaver free!

 

[pipercatt]

I only keep my beaver is a drawer because to unless it upon the world unchecked would be a dangerous thing.

You have to have some control, you know..

 

[perks]

I almost used it today... almost. It's getting very difficult to keep away from her. I have no self control. It's very sad.

 

[pipercatt]

I almost used it today... almost. It's getting very difficult to keep away from her. I have no self control. It's very sad.

[TEMPT]

Hey Perky, wanna have a beaver party?

[/TEMPT]

 

[daniella469]

My beaver escaped twice today!

I tried putting it in a tight little box, but in and out, in and out, he went

 

[perks]

[TEMPT]

Hey Perky, wanna have a beaver party?

[/TEMPT]

surely, but I just have to wait a week. Help me be strong until then.

You horrid horrid tease!

 

[pipercatt]

surely, but I just have to wait a week. Help me be strong until then.

You horrid horrid tease!

You too, huh? Ok, no more teasing Her Duckness...I can sympathize.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Re: My beaver escaped twice today!

I tried putting it in a tight little box, but in and out, in and out, he went

*FAINTS*

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I almost used it today... almost. It's getting very difficult to keep away from her. I have no self control. It's very sad.

So use it Perk.

You guys cook, when he gets it it will be like licking the batter from a spoon!

 

[PepperminTrish]

I have sugar, cream and a spoon. I'll share

Ha! You just want your 'good morning smooch' back and you think that you can bribe me. That's your plan, isnt it??
BTW ...................... It'd probably work!

 

[perks]

So use it Perk.

You guys cook, when he gets it it will be like licking the batter from a spoon!

Don't you think it would be better to use it with him first? Afterall it is part of his present.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Don't you think it would be better to use it with him first? Afterall it is part of his present.

OK, I have the perfect compromise ...


Start using it now, and don't stop till Fathers day!

 

[Camille]

How this? I have the Platypus, Perky and others have the beaver. There is also a rabbit and a dolphin model. We should all get together and have a zoo party!


Perky, feed that beaver! (I mean both of them)

Cam

 

[perks]

How this? I have the Platypus, Perky and others have the beaver. There is also a rabbit and a dolphin model. We should all get together and have a zoo party!


Perky, feed that beaver! (I mean both of them)

Cam

that would be sooooo kick ass!

and I'm planning on it. I just want to wait and it's difficult. You guys aren't helping me be very strong.

 

[daniella469]

Re: Re: My beaver escaped twice today!

*FAINTS*

I see you peeking! You just want some mouth to mouth!