My neck is alway hurting after I eat pussy

[StondTmplPilot]

Ladies, when you're about to cum, could you just tell me, instead of violently pushing my head away when the wave(s) hit?

One of these days, one of you may give me whiplash!

 

[Rubyfruit]

How about if I just clench your head with my thighs?

 

[bluespoke]

Try wearing a neck brace!

 

[Cath!]

It would probably help if you didn't try to stretch it ALL the way to NZ each time!

 

[BigDawg69]

The thigh clenching thing sounds nice. Although I haven't had the issue of any woman ever pushing my face away from her pussy before.

 

[Summery]

Awww poor baby! Life's so ruff. You could have worse problems.
Lmao! Good Morning STP.....well afternoon for you. How are you, other than a sore neck?

 

[StondTmplPilot]

How about if I just clench your head with my thighs?

works for me! bury me deeper in those sweet honey dewed lips and let my lap up all that delicious wetness!

 

[celiaKitten]

works for me! bury me deeper in those sweet honey dewed lips and let my lap up all that delicious wetness!

*whew*

careful STP .. you're melting the snow

(and good afternoon!)

 

[Andreina]

works for me! bury me deeper in those sweet honey dewed lips and let my lap up all that delicious wetness!

can i take on that?

 

[JazzManJim]

Oh man..you get the "Head Push"? I most often get the "Leg Chokehold of Death".

Y'all women need to realize that I'm already holding my breath a lot just being down there. It's not like a have a reserve oxygen tank down there with me! It's sex, not deep-sea diving! Clenching your thighs 'round my head and/or neck and squeezing for all you're worth isn't going to help me. I mean a little bit of squeezing is okay, but if you're going to go at it like you're George "The Animal" Steele, you gotta let us know so we can scramble out of the way or tap out or something!

Oh, and while we're at it, pulling my hair is good...just remember to let go when you hear a dull ripping sound. That means that it's pulling loose. Thank you.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

*whew*

careful STP .. you're melting the snow

(and good afternoon!)

I can be there in ten minutes and make it seem tropical for you!
Then it would be a GREAT afternoon!

 

[celiaKitten]

I can be there in ten minutes and make it seem tropical for you!
Then it would be a GREAT afternoon!

LOL - well compared to recent temps here, today nearly seems tropical!

Speaking of .. there's some icicles bymy balcony that might interest you iceman!

 

[MissTaken]

Picky Picky Picky

Men are so fussy some times!


STP: I promise to massage your neck afterwards if there is any damage. If no damage, we need find something else to massage.


Jimmy: Come up for air, babe! Unless you want mouth to mouth resus when you are done.


And while we are talking about oral, Guys! Giving head is awesome, but slamming it into the back of my throat as if you are digging for oil can be a bit uncomfortable at times.


Just a thought........

*snickers and leaves before the fur flies*

 

[Mayra]

you guys are so funny...

Oh, and while we're at it, pulling my hair is good...just remember to let go when you hear a dull ripping sound. That means that it's pulling loose. Thank you.

LOL!

 

[celiaKitten]

Re: Picky Picky Picky

Men are so fussy some times!



And while we are talking about oral, Guys! Giving head is awesome, but slamming it into the back of my throat as if you are digging for oil can be a bit uncomfortable at times.


Just a thought........

*snickers and leaves before the fur flies*

AMEN SISTA!!!!!

*running out of the thread*

 

[StondTmplPilot]

LOL - well compared to recent temps here, today nearly seems tropical!

Speaking of .. there's some icicles bymy balcony that might interest you iceman!

mmmmmmmmmm
you got that right!

 

[BigDawg69]

Jim perhaps you should look into the pussy snorkel. I saw it on another thread a couple of days ago.

Eating pussy is an art form. One that must be practised and is ever evolving. Employ circular breathing (technigue used by Aboriginies) move your whole head not just your tongue and lips. Dive in and breathe the sweet essenece suck in the full aroma and smoothe taste of your woman. Please her, tease her, make her legs jitter and shake with waves of mind blasting orgasms. Loose all though of your one well being in the pleasure of the lady!


Just a thought.

 

[JazzManJim]

Re: Picky Picky Picky

Jimmy: Come up for air, babe! Unless you want mouth to mouth resus when you are done.

Hey, I try! I mean, one minute it's gong really well. I'm working my way through the alphabet, writing the Gettysburg address on her clit with my tongue, and then suddenly.

*thwap!*

The hands on the hair, face smushed right in there. It's like I'm a Mafia Drowning victim! The National Geographic-like struggle for life and death is on. And the woman has *all* the leverage in that position. It's like that scene in Alien when the sucker monster latched onto the guy's face. I mean, I could stand up, flail around the room, it won't matter. Not until the orgasm's over, at least.

And darn me for loving women who have long, sustained orgasms.

Ah well...at least I'll die happy, with a moist smile upon my face.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Re: Re: Picky Picky Picky

AMEN SISTA!!!!!

*running out of the thread*

*chasing her into the pm box*

 

[MissTaken]

Jim perhaps you should look into the pussy snorkel. I saw it on another thread a couple of days ago.

Eating pussy is an art form. One that must be practised and is ever evolving. Employ circular breathing (technigue used by Aboriginies) move your whole head not just your tongue and lips. Dive in and breathe the sweet essenece suck in the full aroma and smoothe taste of your woman. Please her, tease her, make her legs jitter and shake with waves of mind blasting orgasms. Loose all though of your one well being in the pleasure of the lady!


Just a thought.

I knew there was something I liked about you!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Re: Picky Picky Picky

Men are so fussy some times!


STP: I promise to massage your neck afterwards if there is any damage. If no damage, we need find something else to massage.


Jimmy: Come up for air, babe! Unless you want mouth to mouth resus when you are done.


And while we are talking about oral, Guys! Giving head is awesome, but slamming it into the back of my throat as if you are digging for oil can be a bit uncomfortable at times.


Just a thought........

*snickers and leaves before the fur flies*

how about you massage my neck, and then find something else to massage when you're done there

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ladies, when you're about to cum, could you just tell me, instead of violently pushing my head away when the wave(s) hit?

Tidal waves tend to do that, next time I'll moan louder

Good to have you back on the boards

 

[JazzManJim]

Eating pussy is an art form. One that must be practised and is ever evolving. Employ circular breathing (technigue used by Aboriginies) move your whole head not just your tongue and lips. Dive in and breathe the sweet essenece suck in the full aroma and smoothe taste of your woman. Please her, tease her, make her legs jitter and shake with waves of mind blasting orgasms. Loose all though of your one well being in the pleasure of the lady!

Trust me, I love eating pussy, most definitely. I just realize that it'sa high-risk hobby of mine.

And circular breathing is pretty damned cool. I can do it a little, but not well. I've had soe fellow saxophone players teach me a bit about it. I hope to get a lot better, 'cause it'll help my playing, too.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Picky Picky Picky

how about you massage my neck, and then find something else to massage when you're done there

Deal!


Shake on it?

Or shake a bit under my hands?

 

[BigDawg69]

I knew there was something I liked about you!

Why thank you, I aim to please, and am pleased to aim.