"My name is Indigo Rose-oya. You kill my computer. Prepare to die."

[KillerMuffin]

70/30: "Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where's Angelcake?"

Indigo: "Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

Indigo: Hello, my name is Indigo Rose-oya. You killed my computer: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
[slaps Count Marxist's buttcheek]
Count Marxist: Yes.
Indigo : Power too. Promise me that.
[slaps Count Marxist's other buttcheek]
Count Marxist: All that I have and more. Please...
Indigo: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Marxist: Any thing you want.
Indigo: I want my computer back, you son of bitch.
[sodomizes Count Marxist]

70/30: That doesn't leave much time for Dillinger-dallying.
Freakygurl: You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful.
70/30: I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?
Indigo: There is but one working firewall, and... and it is guarded by 60 pop-ups.
70/30: And our assets?
Indigo: Your Alt-F4, Freaky's strength, my strap-on.

 

[jerseygurl]

very happy not to know all the ins and outs of this argument

 

[Guest]

Holy shit!! I spewed my coffee!

 

[celiaKitten]

LOL - oh god .. I have to pee!!

 

[hotlittlegirlwv]

"Inconceivable!"

"I do not think that word means what you think it means!"

 

[sunstruck]

This is the funniest thing I've read in weeks. lol

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[RawHumor]

Lanczini: Annoy him! Annoy him, your way!
Rosezik: Oh good, my way. Thank you Lanczini... which one's my way?
Lanczini: Post a link to a web page that's sure to piss everybody off.
Rosezik: My way's not very friendly-like.

 

[marksgirl]

70/30 *bends over* as you wish.

 

[Lancecastor]

 

[tortoise]

"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."

 

[A Desert Rose]

that is scary

I thought Lance was better looking than that. What a serious disappointment.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

I am a disappointed not to see KMs character in the story. I just read about her cleavage super power and its special uses.

 

[Guest]

Grandpa: [narrating] Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around.
Buttercup: Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning.
Westley: As you wish.
Grandpa: [narrating] "As you wish" was all he ever said to her.
Buttercup: Farm boy, fill these with water -- please.
Westley: As you wish.
Grandpa: [narrating] That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish", what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.
Buttercup: Farm boy... fetch me that pitcher.
[It's right over her head, so he has to stand next to her.]
Westley: As you wish.
[Cut to them kissing.]
The Grandson: [interrupting] Hold it, hold it! What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports?
[suspiciously]
The Grandson: Is this a kissing book?
Grandpa: Wait, just wait.
The Grandson: Well, when does it get good?!

 

[Liontamr]

omg KM.. that is classic!! LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

I am a disappointed not to see KMs character in the story. I just read about her cleavage super power and its special uses.

No sanctimonious Dear Prudie figures in the Princess Bride. With cleavage or without. It was a pity, too.

Maybe:

KillerMuffin: Inconceivable!

 

[hogjack]

Damn

That thread title is a fuckin' classic.

 

[tortoise]

No sanctimonious Dear Prudie figures in the Princess Bride. With cleavage or without.

Well, the "Ancient Booer" was just a smidge sanctimonious, wasn't she?

"Your true love lives! And you marry another. True Love saved her in the Fire Swamp, and she treated it like garbage. And that's what she is, the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo!"

 

[Guest]

 

[Silverluna]

70/30: "Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where's Angelcake?"

Indigo: "Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up."

Indigo: Hello, my name is Indigo Rose-oya. You killed my computer: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.
[slaps Count Marxist's buttcheek]
Count Marxist: Yes.
Indigo : Power too. Promise me that.
[slaps Count Marxist's other buttcheek]
Count Marxist: All that I have and more. Please...
Indigo: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Marxist: Any thing you want.
Indigo: I want my computer back, you son of bitch.
[sodomizes Count Marxist]

70/30: That doesn't leave much time for Dillinger-dallying.
Freakygurl: You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful.
70/30: I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?
Indigo: There is but one working firewall, and... and it is guarded by 60 pop-ups.
70/30: And our assets?
Indigo: Your Alt-F4, Freaky's strength, my strap-on.

goddess...that's wonderful!!!!!

 

[Silverluna]

what is so scary is i know a guy who sounds so much like Indigo...lol I wonder if he is avengening his father?

 

[zipman]

KM

I am still laughing at this! It is hysterical!

 

[freakygirl]

I only had one line?

 

[patrix]

i love the princess bride!

"Boooo, Boooo!! Rubbish, slime! BOOooo Boooo!!"

 

[Guest]

still laughing

Too, too funny!

That is damn brilliant, KM!!