My MST3K Post!!

Okay then, maybe... Just maybe Joel was funnier but Mike was better looking! So HAH!
 
Ravenloft said:
Okay then, maybe... Just maybe Joel was funnier but Mike was better looking! So HAH!



I had a crush on Joel in Jr. High babe. ;)



P.S.
~Mua!!~
Love you.
 
Really?! Well...Well... I WANTED TO BE DR. CLAYTON FORESTER!!! IM A NAUGHTY BOY! A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BOY!
 
Your both wrong. Steve was the best from MST3K!

(There was nobody on that show called Steve. Your thinking of Blues Clues.)

Oh yeah... what's MST3K?

(The show where those guys get together and make fun of dumb movies.)

Sounds like what happens at my place just about every weekend. heheh Oh now I remember, that was a good show.

Wait a second, what was this thread about? Oh yeah! Congrats on 3000 posts Tiggs! Show Nitelight how it's done(no offence big R lol)! :)
 
Latino Heaaaaaaaaaaaat!

Ya know, you should have had about 7 "A"s in that title before you REsubmitted it to Laurel! ;)

(Oh, leave the poor boy alone. He's a love sick lil puppy right now!)

He is?

(Yes, you knew that dumb shit. You're the one who helped him through it.)

Oh yeah...! lol

(Rolling eyes.)

By the way, I agree Ren, Steve was BY FAR the best at MST3K. :D

(Oh holy hell, here we go again!!!)





;)
 
Why does everyone copy my second voice gimmick?

(You copied it from the Simpsons)

Yeah but that's different.

(How so?)

...because I said so!

(....can't argue with that logic)

Damn straight! lol :)
 
Congrats Tiggs

BTW, you are totally right about Joel. I missed him when he left. Mike was fine, but he just wasn't the same...besides I love WAFFLES!

And, how could you NOT love Crow? Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim Catrall!

(...........)

Hmm...the voices are quiet this morning. ;)
 
the BEST MST3K is "Space Mutiny" which, unfortunately, has Mike in it... the lead character was a big brawny guy with an IQ of about 3 (ok, so around 80, actually, but 3 sounds better).. the guys gave him all these wierd-ass names throughout the movie to play off his large-ness and his stupidity...

here's the full list:
Slab Bulkhead (by Crow)
Fridge Largemeats (tom)
Punt Speedchunk (mike)
Butch Deadlift (c)
Bold Bigflanks (c)
Flint Chesthair (m)
Flint Ironstag (m)
Bulk Vander Huge (c)
Blast Hardcheese (m)
Thick McRunfast (m)
Buff Drinklot (c)
Trunk Slamchest (t)
Fist Rockbone (c)
Stump Beefknobs (m)
Smash Lampjaw (t)
Punch Rockgroin (c)
Buck Plankchest (m)
Stunk Chunkman (c)
Dirk Hardpeck (t)
Rip Steakdface (m)
Slate Slabrock (c)
Rod Bonemeal (t)
Brick Hardmeat (m)
Whip Slagcheek (c)
Punch Sideiron (t)
Gristle McThornbody (m)
Slake Fistcrunch (c)
Buff Hardback (m)
Bob Johnson (t)
Blast Thickneck (t)
Crunch Buttsteak (c)
Slab Squatthrust (m)
Lump Beefbra (t)
Touch Rustrod (c)
Reef Blastbody (m)
Big McLarge-Huge (m)
Smoke Manmuscle (m)
Beat Punchbeef (t)
Hack Blowfist (m)
Roll Fizzlebeef (m)

my favorites are "Bulk Vander Huge" and "Gristle McThornbody"... named my first stuffed penguin (i collect them) Gristle McThornbody, and if you change it to "Bulk Vanden Huge", it could be a nickname for a key defensive player for Nebraska that came from my HS (and just graduated majoring in Business in 3 1/2 years)... unlike Texas, we grow 'em big and SMART here in n/w Iowa...
 
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