My mouse disappeared!

[Pyper]

One minute that beautiful little customized arrow was on the screen, the next minute, it was gone! It just vanished!

However, I can still see it highlighting stuff on the screen when I move it around, and I can still click on threads. This leads me to conclude that my mouse has not been kidnapped, but rather has accidentally ingested an invisibility potion.

I think this is greatly improving my coordination and spacial abilities though. I have to guess where my mouse is and then hope when I click, I'm clicking on the right thing.

So where DID my mouse go? Has it joined all those socks that disappeared into my dryer and the mysteriously missing butterknife from my dish washer? I think it's a conspiracy. Where is Todd to explain how this is the democrat's fault?

 

[p_p_man]

It was probably kidnapped...

like my little postie family...

OH GOD! LET THEM GO WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!

 

[Doulton]

That happened to me too a couple of times. The best way I found to combat it was to move to the corner closest to what you wanted to click on, and then slowly move towards your target, clicking on things along the way so you knew where you were

It came back though, which suggests an even more sinister goal for this conspiracy. The curser is obviously being programmed and then returned so that it can be activated at a later date, when we least expect it. One by one our cursers will disappear and return, leading us to believe that all is well. And when they have enough, they will strike!
The fact that it has taken Pyper's and mine first shows that it is obviously prioritising by affecting the smartest first

 

[Pyper]

LMAO Doulton.

But of course! First they disable the best and brightest minds of Literotica by making them have to painfully inch their cursor across the screen to click on their goal, then they take over Literotica itself!

The only question is, what are their nefarious plans for our beloved erotic website? (And why do they need my butterknife too?)

 

[Doulton]

With the total brain power of lit's best and brightest, and the added porn-power of it's cute and sexiest, what couldn't they achieve? We could mount military coups by flashing a tit or two to distract the guards, then send in the brains to befuddle the leaders with their crazy gibberish and handle the PR so the rest of the world knows we're actually the legitimate rulers of that country and in fact always have been. All we need now is someone with a big stick who can hit people on the head if they don't cooperate. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The one thing lit needs is more people with big sticks and the ability to use them.
Well alright that's the first time I've said it.
And of course befuddle is a word.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Oh yes Doulton. If I was a sinister computer based consipircy, intent on dominating the world by making all the cursors dissapear, the first person I would strike would be a kiwi.

Sheesh

I mean really.

You can't even beat the astralians at rugby, bunch of sheep fuckers that they are.

 

[Pyper]

I tried to see a kiwi at the zoo, but it's enclosure was too dark.

*looks around innocently*

What?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Hey Pyper, tell me what zoo. I may be able to arrange for you to meet a kiwi

 

[Pyper]

Sadly, I think the population of non-feathered kiwis at the San Diego Zoo is sorely lacking.

 

[Doulton]

Of course they would take a Kiwi. What you're forgetting is that no one outside of NZ or Australia gives a damn about rugby, being the game for sheep fuckers that it is
There's all sorts of reasons they'd want us. Why we've got...umm....the Americas cup! Yeah, that's it, they want us to build them boats so they can sail leisurely towards their targets...

I was going to post a pic of a Kiwi for you Pyper, but they're strangely difficult to find. They'll show you the fruit, they'll show you the horse, they'll show you the people, but there ain't no pics of an actual goddamn Kiwi.

 

[Pyper]

Don't worry Doulton. I know what a kiwi looks like, I just ain't never seen one live and in the feathers. In the process of trying to view the kiwi, I ran into several walls and multiple tourists, as the enclosure was pitch black. Why did they even bother letting people in? They should have put a sign outside saying, "Persons with night-vision goggles only."

Look, I've hijacked my own thread.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Oh look, there's a kiwi now . . .


Kiwi

 

[Pyper]

Showoff.

Is that a rebel forces tattoo on your shoulder?

 

[p_p_man]

What you're forgetting is that no one outside of NZ or Australia gives a damn about rugby

Ahem...excuse me?

 

[tmuyo]

pyper~

if you want a decent zoo, the san diego zoo has gone all scuzzy. the wild animal park is much better...try that, although i'm not sure if they have kiwi's....

 

[Pyper]

Tmuyo,

I've been to the Wild Animal Park a gazillion times. There is hardly anything to see compared to the zoo.

The zoo is not scuzzy. It rocks. I petted an echidna there.

 

[Doulton]

What's an echidna?