My morning to this point (~reaches for Xanax~)

riff

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Telephone call
rushes out to computer place
people yelling and screaming
babbling incoherently
buy modem
buy hard drive
people coming at me
saying hello
no no gotta go
get away from me
no let me be
look in mirror
stop at McDonald's and run my head under the faucet in the mens room and leave without buying anything
go to locksmith
sign says open at 10AM
look at watch its 10:15AM
Open saturday great where are you
look across street see restaurant
go eat food
Hi riff they say
hows your brother
what?
your brother you brought him here
he likes his beer
yes
hi riff
hey man you got a cigarette
yes John here have a cigarette
can I sit with you
yes john sit with me and have some fries
damn this cheeseburger is good
how is your head John are you working?
It's all right I am living in a halfway house
your hair is a ll fucked up john
you are a teacher, riff
yes
you are smart
yes, I am John
yes I remember you
riff can you give me a ride to the half way house
certainly john as soon as I finish this delicious cheeseburger, sure you don't want a fry?
no
here have one
no I am full
ok
lets go get the key I see the man had made it to work
can I smoke in your car riff?
yes as soon as they make the key
how do you expect me to make a key from this
just do it if you can I think it looked like this one here on my ring
here
thank you are you the father
no that is someone else
lots of toys in here
yes
hi john how is that smoke
it's good
ready to roll
yes, riff
come on lets go
oh wow that music is loud
yes
i like the pistols
i got some pistols in my pack now which way john
go that way you are cool riff
thanks john
no wait go that way
all right
I am sorry man
it's ok
shit where the fuck is it
goddamn john you don't know where you live
i am all messed up can you take me to the store for some smokes
john i got things I gotta do i can't be driving you all around town where is that fucking halfway house
ok
i tell you what john i how about i give you a 5-spot and the rest of my cigs and you make it from there on your own
ok riff
where is the house now john
get back on that other street riff
well, john one neat thing is that i am driving up and down many streets i have not driven on in a long time
ah there it is
great
thanks a lot riff
here john
oh cool thanks man
god bless john god bless
bye riff
goddamn has he lost his mind?
what happened to him?
shit
hell yes the key fucking works that is great
oh yes the modem works great
oh yes the neighbor is at work i can play my music loud
ok there is the literotica
ok the phone is ringing
oh yes i got the modem it is installed you owe me 15 dollars have some coffee
ok i gotta WRITE all this shit down what a fucking morning... LOL
 
And I just woke up an hour ago.

10am and I already feel like a slacker.
 
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