My monkey armies are gearing for attack!

[Aquila]

Tremble in fear as you witness one of my minions in action!

 

[pointless]

monkeys are too disorganized to make a good army. you should train bats.

 

[Aquila]

General Chimpo B' Flinginpoop commands my divine monkey armies.

 

[Aquila]

Notice my grueling basic training program!

 

[Aquila]

My scientist

Albert Monkenstein has figured out the formula for the worlds most powerfull mass to energy weapon

 

[HeavyStick]

Tremble in fear as you witness one of my minions in action!

That's an amateur monkey..... he should've knocked that guy in the back of the head with a shitty monkey diaper.

 

[Aquila]

My ninja monkies will prevail. notice how this one traines with a bo on mud flats no less!

 

[pointless]

thats an ape, jackass

 

[Aquila]

I want you for my monkey armies

 

[Aquila]

thats an ape, jackass

Semantics you waste of sperm.

 

[HeavyStick]

Coming from a guy with a flying choo choo out of a fire place.

 

[pointless]

that's surreal, brother. rene magritte

 

[Aquila]

I have a way with tight assed nit pickers.

 

[pointless]

ooooh!! promise?

 

[Aquila]

ooooh!! promise?

Nope

 

[k¡tty]

What is that coming out of the chimney?





*hopes that the monkey god forgives her for hijacking his takeover*

 

[HeavyStick]

here you go Aq


http://www.wcc.hawaii.edu/paliku/Events/images/Monkey.GIF

 

[Aquila]

This is what you must do to appease me.

rub my monkey butt.

 

[HeavyStick]

 

[k¡tty]

*rubs*


Forgiven?

 

[Aquila]

*rubs*


Forgiven?

not quite.

Recite the monkey oath!

 

[Aquila]

See!?

the pitiful consuming masses are already preparing for the monkey invasion.

 

[k¡tty]

not quite.

Recite the monkey oath!

I'm a little monkey
I swing all day in my favorite tree
I eat little bugs from my best friend's head
and fall asleep in my monkey bed

then came the tiger with an appetite
he wants monkey for dinner tonight
he climbed my tree while I slept so soft
but I jumped out of bed and cut his head off

cause I'm a little monkey
I'm a black belt in karate
I drink tequila and have sex with your mom
@badasstigerkillingmonkey.com

there's a moral to this story here it goes
so listen up monkey friends and monkey foes
learn karate so you can get some head
and still kick pussy out of your bed

 

[pointless]

it's a train coming out of the chimney.

 

[Aquila]

You are forgiven.