My mom found my vibe

[Lovepotion69]

And now she thinks I'm a pervert....

I don't really care that much personally, it's my business but I guess it must have been a schock to her! She hasn't even dared saying it out loud, but she has hinted about it.

Ah, the joys of living at home with your folks!

 

[Guest]

You have my sympathies.

If my Mum had ever found mine, when I lived at home in the dim and distant past, she would've asked if it was any good and where she could get one the same.

Lou

 

[cloudy]

You have my sympathies.

If my Mum had ever found mine, when I lived at home in the dim and distant past, she would've asked if it was any good and where she could get one the same.

Lou

My mom is just like yours, Lou. She'd have been embarrassed that she found it, but not the least bit bothered that I had one!

(She took me and a couple of my friends to see the Chippendale's dancers one time when I was in college - the woman was handing out singles like you wouldn't believe!)

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

If my Mum had ever found mine, when I lived at home in the dim and distant past, she would've asked if it was any good and where she could get one the same.

That did happen to me! No kidding.

You have my sympathies as well, Lovepotion. It sounds like your mom is really uptight.

 

[Gabbycat]

Take the woman toy shopping. My mom freaked out at first, so I took her toy shopping. Now its an annual event, sometimes more often then that. It's fun to make little sales clerks blush, and grown men walk away when discussing new products like giggly little girls in a doll isle.

Lots of Luck
Gabby

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Welcome Gabbycat!

LP,

You think that's bad. I found my Mom's.

Was helping her move not long ago. This is a woman that can't even say the word tampon because it implies pussy. Amazing that I am her spawn, but my Dad must be a pretty randy dude because my Mom is ultra weird about it.

Turns out she has a drawer full of nasty flicks and a pink vibe of her own. Closet slut, if you ask me. It's okay. Makes her easy to shock. She had a near coronary when I mentioned I wrote porn. She'd certainly suffer spontaneous combustion if she seen how my toy collection had grown.

I know it sucks, but it could have been worse. She could've walked in on you using it. Then what?

~lucky

 

[Guest]

My biggest fear was always that my sons would fine mine. Now they're all grown up, but I still hide 'em.

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

My son found mine. He thought it was cool. I almost died when he came downstairs with it buzzing away in his pants pocket.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Try explaining a vibrating dildo to your neighbor's kids...

 

[Guest]

My son found mine. He thought it was cool. I almost died when he came downstairs with it buzzing away in his pants pocket.

LMAO!!!

Lovepotion - I suppose it could have been worse?

She only found a vibe. What if she'd found your handcuffs, spanking implements, anal toys, nipple clips, naughty DVD collection, and . . .

(No, wait. Those would be mine.)

 

[matriarch]

My son found mine. He thought it was cool. I almost died when he came downstairs with it buzzing away in his pants pocket.

ROFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!

That is so damned funny................the pictures in my head are going to have me chuckling for days. And at the most inappropriate moments.

Thank youuuuuuuu so much.

Mat

 

[Liar]

And now she thinks I'm a pervert....

Should I really reply to that?

Be glad she didn't catch you using it.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Yeah, I guess it could be worse. LOL

Let's just say that we don't really talk about sex at home. She was surprised enough when she found an thrown away pill package. She asked me about it and didn't say much else apart from that she had thought I was still a virgin...

She's from the old school, so I guess it's partly a generation gap. On the other hand, the 60 y/o woman I work with at my summerjob held a long monologue to me on Thu how I should go out and "enjoy your youth and singlehood". In short she told me to take relationships when they turn up, but have a bit of fun until I meet someone special. Gotta love that.

 

[sincerely_helene]

My mom thought mine was a new aged potato masher.

She now thinks I have gone on Atkins.

 

[Guest]

My mom thought mine was a new aged potato masher.

She now thinks I have gone on Atkins.

 

[Guest]

I can talk to your mom, Lovepotion,

if you want.

I can verify that you are certainly NOT a pervert.

(Because I know I am, and you are never at the meetings.)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Your mum thinks you're a pervert because she found your vibrator?


My mother figured that out waaaaaaay before she found mine!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My mom thought mine was a new aged potato masher.

She now thinks I have gone on Atkins.

Oh, you've got THAT one..?

 

[sincerely_helene]

Used to. ~shrugs~
she claims it presses garlic well too.
Sigh.

 

[mcfbridge]

Welcome Gabbycat!

LP,

You think that's bad. I found my Mom's.

Was helping her move not long ago. This is a woman that can't even say the word tampon because it implies pussy. Amazing that I am her spawn, but my Dad must be a pretty randy dude because my Mom is ultra weird about it.

Turns out she has a drawer full of nasty flicks and a pink vibe of her own. Closet slut, if you ask me. It's okay. Makes her easy to shock. She had a near coronary when I mentioned I wrote porn. She'd certainly suffer spontaneous combustion if she seen how my toy collection had grown.

I know it sucks, but it could have been worse. She could've walked in on you using it. Then what?

~lucky

I have a teenage daughter. I think I could handle find her vibe if she has one, but my mother's!! Don't know if I could handle that.

 

[Clare Quilty]

And now she thinks I'm a pervert....

I don't really care that much personally, it's my business but I guess it must have been a schock to her! She hasn't even dared saying it out loud, but she has hinted about it.

Ah, the joys of living at home with your folks!

Would she have reacted differently had it been another hip-hop genre magazine, for instance "The Source?"

 

[minsue]

Welcome Gabbycat!

LP,

You think that's bad. I found my Mom's.

I found my mom's when I was a kid. Scared the crap out of me as it was in a big box and had about 6 different attachments. There are certain things that children should never, ever learn about their parents. At least not while still in elementary school...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: My mom found my vibe

Should I really reply to that?

Be glad she didn't catch you using it.

oh god.. stephen lynch does this song about
you caught me crankin it.. hafta post the words cuz.. too funny

I came down to the breakfast table felt like I could die Tried so hard but wasn't able to look you in the eye

For i'm feeling so much shame yes i have brought disgrace i can tell i've soiled my good name by the look upon your face

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it No use denyin it I was really crankin it Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad talk to me dad

I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door with my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor Now burnt into your brain is an image you dispise like blood and guts and starvin kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it No use denyin it I was really crankin it Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad but I wouldn't use those tissues They've already been had Talk to me dad

The look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish" Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it No use denyin it I was really crankin it Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad Just because it was your bed It's not that bad

When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so it must be really creepy when your kid is pushin thirty But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin it No use denyin it I was really crankin it Well Dry your eyes don't be so sad But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been- just because it was your bed it's not that- now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad talk to me dad

 

[Lisa Denton]

Re: Re: My mom found my vibe

Should I really reply to that?

Be glad she didn't catch you using it.

My Mom caught me using mine, oh the horror and shame, then she said with a straight face, "Don't be embarassed, mine has a kick-starter."

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: My mom found my vibe

My Mom caught me using mine, oh the horror and shame, then she said with a straight face, "Don't be embarassed, mine has a kick-starter."

What's the hp on that bad boy? How many gears? I'm running the 50 cc version, five speed, a slam shifter, bucket seat and a five point harness...for safety of course.



~lucky