My milkshake

[Garnate]

Has lemon oil and bits of lemon zest in it. And doesn't bring the boys to the yard.



Wanna trade, dolf?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Has lemon oil and bits of lemon zest in it. And doesn't bring the boys to the yard.



Wanna trade, dolf?

I'm sure I couldn't trade the both of you for a two legged boar.

 

[Sinny]

My cup of Russian tea would kick the shit out of your milkshake.
I just felt hair growing on my chest.
Shit be strong.

 

[Garnate]

My cup of Russian tea would kick the shit out of your milkshake.
I just felt hair growing on my chest.
Shit be strong.

Strong with what? I wish I could drink tea but the flavor is too weak.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Lemon repels spiders not men, are you sure they aren't spiders?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Was it off the Burger King dollar menu?

 

[Sinny]

Strong with what? I wish I could drink tea but the flavor is too weak.

Russian caravan and lapsang souchang, stat. Now. Go buy some. Blows coffee away.

 

[dolf]

your milkshake curdled. wrap it in cheesecloth. it'll taste like feta.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I have a bottle of The Glenn Livet.

You can't have any of it, none of you can.

My single malt collection is ALL MINE!!!

 

[Garnate]

Lemon repels spiders not men, are you sure they aren't spiders?

I never heard that before! *Quickly rubs lemon over entire house, car, children, dog...*

Russian caravan and lapsang souchang, stat. Now. Go buy some. Blows coffee away.

I don't know what any of that is.

 

[lovetoread]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge


Freaking stuck in my head now, thanks Garnate.

 

[Garnate]

your milkshake curdled. wrap it in cheesecloth. it'll taste like feta.

That hurt my soul to read.

I have a bottle of The Glenn Livet.

You can't have any of it, none of you can.

My single malt collection is ALL MINE!!!

Stingy motherfucker

You ever see someone mix Glenn Livet with Sprite? Because I'd totally do that.

 

[Garnate]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge


Freaking stuck in my head now, thanks Garnate.

HEY! The actual song wasn't stuck in my head until you typed that out! This is all on you.

 

[islandman]

Aren't you lactose intolerant?

*opens all windows*

 

[DesEsseintes]

I never heard that before! *Quickly rubs lemon over entire house, car, children, dog...*


I don't know what any of that is.

Russian caravan and Lapsang Souchong are smokey teas. Very nice. I wouldn't swap them for coffee, though, since I rather like having the choice. Controversial, I know.

I wish lemon repelled spiders. Over here we are told horse chestnuts do. But I've never found anything much below a flame-thrower puts ours off.

 

[Sinny]

your milkshake curdled. wrap it in cheesecloth. it'll taste like Fata.

I never heard that before! *Quickly rubs lemon over entire house, car, children, dog...*


I don't know what any of that is.

Go to a god damn loose leaf cafe, now! Now!

 

[DesEsseintes]

I have a bottle of The Glenn Livet.

You can't have any of it, none of you can.

My single malt collection is ALL MINE!!!

Does it taste anything like The Glenlivet?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

That hurt my soul to read.
You ever see someone mix Glenn Livet with Sprite? Because I'd totally do that.

OMG! Heresy! That's what Jameson's is for!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I see you're finally tired of getting your ass kicked, Garnate. You playgrounders carry on then.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I never heard that before! *Quickly rubs lemon over entire house, car, children, dog...*

Works on spiders http://homeguides.sfgate.com/lemon-repellent-spiders-75806.html or spiders posing as men.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Does it taste anything like The Glenlivet?

Yes, it is a perfect Chinese knock-off and tastes identical at half the price.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I see you're finally tired of getting your ass kicked, Garnate. You playgrounders carry on then.

Speaking of tired, is the chemo taking it out of you, zombie?

 

[Garnate]

Aren't you lactose intolerant?

*opens all windows*

Me? No...

I wish lemon repelled spiders. Over here we are told horse chestnuts do. But I've never found anything much below a flame-thrower puts ours off.

Goddamn it. My boys are NOT happy about the lemon bath.

Go to a god damn loose leaf cafe, now! Now!

I wouldn't even know where to find a loose leaf café or shop. lol
I'm failing at life right now.

 

[Sinny]

Russian caravan and Lapsang Souchong are smokey teas. Very nice. I wouldn't swap them for coffee, though, since I rather like having the choice. Controversial, I know.

I wish lemon repelled spiders. Over here we are told horse chestnuts do. But I've never found anything much below a flame-thrower puts ours off.

Like that wasn't predictable. Insert ginormous eyeroll here.

 

[patient1]

Has lemon oil and bits of lemon zest in it. And doesn't bring the boys to the yard.



Wanna trade, dolf?

Sounds tasty!

Are the boys in question your sons, or somebody else?