My Mighty Midget Woman (the girl of my dreams)

[Sparky Kronkite]

I so do want me
A midget woman
With a purdy
Pair-O-big lips

Just right at waste high
That's where her face'd be
But no I couldn't
Reach to her tits

She'd have a flat head
To rest my beer on
Right in between
Me taken big sips

While she did me
So orrally-eeee
As I stood there
A grinnin' dip-shit

As I stood there
Getting' head
From my midget woman
Is what I said

My midget woman
Who gives great head

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

A poem -- by Henry Gibson.

 

[forgetunome]

Sparky....

You are hilarious!! LMAO

 

[Bobtoad777]

So that was you in the back office Sparky?

http://little-babe.sexy-midgets.com/gallery2/7431x013.jpg

 

[Silverlily]

Hey, that reminds me, look Sparky, it's your girlfriend, Nadine!


http://fun.ohmygoodness.com/Cards/samba.jpg

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Hey, that reminds me, look Sparky, it's your girlfriend, Nadine!


http://fun.ohmygoodness.com/Cards/samba.jpg

Oh man not Grandma to, it was bad enough with Aunt Helen here.

 

[Purple Haze]

http://www.slutbox.com/midget/xxx2mb/MIDGETASS.jpg

Okay Sparky, I've figured out what you're looking for.

Be careful with Trudy, she's a little short-tempered.

[Edited by Purple Haze on 11-29-2000 at 11:46 AM]

 

[Guest]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah Trudy's almost perfect.....

Probably just need a little Velcro and a TV tray on the top of her head.

Hell then I could put a 16oz. PBR, and a couple of Big Bites on there.

7th heaven man - ah - I mean 7-Eleven.

 

[Purple Haze]

She owns a liquor store, too.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Cool.....

Got me thinkin' -

I could build her a mini-bar and she could be my bartender too. Put shots of tequila up on the TV tray on her head. I could have a tall stool on which to rest my weary bum and lean back a little and.......

toe fuck her!!!!

Got to keep her humming - ya know?

 

[Purple Haze]

She loves shaved toes.