My Mess.

Saint Valentine

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I live in a small 1 bedroom apartment. I have a lot of stuff. My apartment looks cluttered and could probably be a little neater, but it's my mess and it's organized. Describe your mess.

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Kids toys stashed in the corner and a pile of bills on the table.

Now, my bedroom is too small for my bureau, so there are a couple of baskets of clean summer clothes, and boxes of xmas crafts that need to be stored.

My pc desk is always a mess. It has everything I might need to do while downloading something or waiting for someone.

Nail polish, journal, Advil, Candles, jewelry and books!

Nothing terribly interesting except the nipple clamps that I keep forgetting to put away!
 
My office is a mess! Paper plates, empty pop bottles, a full ashtray, bills and notes everywhere.


Downstairs in the other rooms are pretty tame, just some empty boxes that I'll put out in the trash for tomorrow.. a tv sitting on the floor and one lone chair.


Upstairs my kitchen is a mess, dishes in the sink needing to be washed but my hot water isn't working - took a cold shower last night eek! - will call the landlady in a bit and see if she knows what to do. Bills and other papers on the kitchen table, along with a zip up sweater across the chair. Oh and thinking about this I just remembered my son's drama practice book is sitting on the table as well.. I'm sure he probably got into trouble today at practice for not having it. lol

Living room, bathroom and his room are all clean and my bedroom mess I already described.
 
Wiggles said:
He's about six foot tall, blonde haired and blue eyed. His socks mate on the bathroom floor and it's nearly a miracle if his clothes get put away.

WHAT THE FUCK IS MY HUSBAND DOING AT YOUR HOUSE, BITCH?
 
peachykeen said:
WHAT THE FUCK IS MY HUSBAND DOING AT YOUR HOUSE, BITCH?

Phew! I thought maybe she was talking about me there for a second...




:D
 
Let's see, looking beside me on my bureau, I see:

Three different novels, random mail and important papers, earplugs, a bag of Jelly Bellies, headphones, a CD clock radio, half a pack of gum, earrings, a pen, an old humor newspaper, a bottle of ibuprofen, some Trader Joe's chocolate chip cookies, another set of earplugs, paper towels, and my purse.

Don't even ask me to describe my desk.
 
Wiggles said:
Right now? He's testing the pressure on the couch springs and calculating exactly how much Mountain Dew is needed to cleanse a mouth full of ranch dorito spices.

You can have him back after he fills up my sink...

wait- doritos and mountain dew? D'oh, sorry, my mistake, definitely not my husband, sorry for the confusion. It was the socks, you see...
 
Wiggles said:
Right now? He's testing the pressure on the couch springs and calculating exactly how much Mountain Dew is needed to cleanse a mouth full of ranch dorito spices.

Dew and ranch Doritos? Are you sure I'M not your husband?! :eek:
 
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