My list of reasons why I'm temporarily leaving Lit

[RawHumor]

Okay, I couldn't think of a way to put a Poll into this thread to make it REEEALLy annoying to the uptight Litsters out there, so this will have to do.

Anyway, my wife is having a C-section on Thursday so I'll be gone for about a week playing the good hubby role.

I'm not sure if I'll be on tomorrow (Wednesday) or not, so I figured I'd post this today, just in case.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot my list. Here it is:

Red
Orange
Yellow
Green
Blue
Indigo
Violet

Subtract 10 points if you don't know what the colors in my list represent.

 

[nasty]

My list of reasons I gotta leave Lit, temporarily.

1. I have a damn meeting to go to.

 

[red_rose]

Oh yeah, I almost forgot my list. Here it is:

Red

What did I do?

j/k

You had *better* go be with your wife!! If I were her and you were at home on the 'puter while I was at the hospital...I'd kick your ass as soon as my tummy healed!!



So..is it a boy or a girl??

 

[brokenbrainwave]

hey dude, hope things go well with the C-Section..congrats on the impending bundle of joy and be nice, dont ask her doc if sex can happen faster after a c-section like I did during the slice and dice

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: My list of reasons why I'm temporarily leaving Lit

So..is it a boy or a girl??

According to the ultrasound, it's a girl - our second.

 

[Dhalgren]

Ahhh...
Congratulations!


Hope it goes smoothly for her and your new baby.

 

[RawHumor]

hey dude, hope things go well with the C-Section..congrats on the impending bundle of joy and be nice, dont ask her doc if sex can happen faster after a c-section like I did during the slice and dice

LOL Good advice. My wife would probably try to punch me and end up hurting herself so I'd get into trouble.

 

[DopeyAngel]

Congratumalations! Even though it will be so much more serious and dull without you around I hope all goes well and you are both (or all four of you) are very happy...........lovely list by the way......

 

[sunstruck]

I'll be thinking about you guys thursday. I think you should send one of us an email if you can to say it went well.
Everyone around me is having babies!!! I'm nesting.

 

[RawHumor]

I'll be thinking about you guys thursday. I think you should send one of us an email if you can to say it went well.
Everyone around me is having babies!!! I'm nesting.

I'll try to do something like that, just so nobody spends any time worrying about nothing (hopefully).

 

[brokenbrainwave]

LOL Good advice. My wife would probably try to punch me and end up hurting herself so I'd get into trouble.

this is your second, right? damn, aint you got it figured out, its already your fault...I tried that line on my wife, "all I did was just lay there and sweat therefore its YOUR fauly woman" trying to shift blame, does not work, I still got stuck with some of the 3 am feedings and my nipples were sore for months..wait, talk about TMI...

 

[just pet]

Congratulations, RH


And is the list the colors of your underwear, one for each day of the week?

 

[RawHumor]

this is your second, right? damn, aint you got it figured out, its already your fault...I tried that line on my wife, "all I did was just lay there and sweat therefore its YOUR fauly woman" trying to shift blame, does not work, I still got stuck with some of the 3 am feedings and my nipples were sore for months..wait, talk about TMI...

Since we've been married, I've come to accept that pretty much everything is my fault.

 

[RawHumor]

And is the list the colors of your underwear, one for each day of the week?

You're close - it's the colors that my balls will turn before I have sex again. Just kidding, I'll probably jerk off a lot.

 

[pipercatt]

Hey, RH...Congrats, big guy...couldn't happen to a better almost twin..

 

[His_kitty]

Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! Don't forget to buy your wife a nice bouquet of flowers.


ummmmmmmm and I really hate to bring this up, but you didn't list pink.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! Don't forget to buy your wife a nice bouquet of flowers.

why? she aint gonna be puttin out for awhile...LMAO J/K ladies...

(hides under covers with penis between legs in an attempt to save it)

 

[cutie pie]

Congrats, little brother!! Let's us know that everything is OK as soon as you get a chance, 'k?

 

[RawHumor]

Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! Don't forget to buy your wife a nice bouquet of flowers.

ummmmmmmm and I really hate to bring this up, but you didn't list pink.

Thanks, kitty! The way this week is going I MAY have forgotten. I remembered the first time.

The colors that I mentioned are a very well-known group of colors. If you don't understand what they mean, try looking at the first letters of each one to see if that rings a bell for you.

If you still don't get it, you can ask me or PM me.

 

[RawHumor]

Hey, RH...Congrats, big guy...couldn't happen to a better almost twin..

Thanks sexy!

 

[RawHumor]

Congrats, little brother!! Let's us know that everything is OK as soon as you get a chance, 'k?

I'll do what I can. It will depend how much she sleeps and how much I can get to the computer.

 

[pipercatt]

The colors that I mentioned are a very well-known group of colors. If you don't understand what they mean, try looking at the first letters of each one to see if that rings a bell for you.

If you still don't get it, you can ask me or PM me.

It's the colors in a full spectrum rainbow.

 

[Monazwx]

Raw Humor, another baby, that's great.
More sleepless nights for ya.

At least this time it won't be because you were posting on Lit.

BTW, the list of colours in the spectrum of light was why I joined Lit. in the first place.

 

[RawHumor]

It's the colors in a full spectrum rainbow.

You're not supposed to tell people...

 

[RawHumor]

BTW, the list of colours in the spectrum of light was why I joined Lit. in the first place.

Okay, now I'm confused. LOL