My life

[Guest]

Hi I am on drugs, I like blow up sheep and my best friend is an angel. I am going have way round the world to meet people I hate and I think I am a lesbian but I am male.


What should I do

Rabbit

PS Bunnys bite you know!

 

[Stormystarr]

Would you like to come and visit the hospitol i'm in, they love people like us.

 

[Angelique]

*looking around frantically, wondering how I got to be best friends with someone who enjoys blow up sheep*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

But if your best friend is a blow up sheep... would that cause problems?

 

[Siren]

HUH????

 

[Angelique]

*blink blink*

Now how the hell did I get to be best friends with a blow up sheep??????

Siren babe, wanna come over here and kiss the area you broke & make it feel all better? Chef, you too! Xander will not be happy if he sees that my wings have been damaged in a tug-of-war between the two of ya'!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Maa maa Baaaaa

OK enough fun

No halo grabbing there is plenty for everyone... but with a blow up sheep I am only slightly worried about the claw marks popping Lambert(oops I wasn't supposed to say that is the blow up sheeps name)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Twas no TUG... well of war anyway and Xander we will put her back together... well after we finish with her anyway.


Hope you know about angels blow up sheep Xander and ooh her age too!

Da chef

 

[Angelique]

Chef honey...you OFFERED your sheep to me, remember...and her name was Lambchop, not Lambert, silly man!

Now, hurry it up and fix my wing before Xander wakes up and sees that you two have injured his lil honey.

*whispering to Chef* What did ya' have in mind there, darlin'?

 

[Rosebud]

Oh angel just get that tape out and i will help you fix it..and stop talking about sheep or bruiser will be here soon

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Look I didn't even name it but it IS Lambert and not lambchop..... Ahhh I hate that song!


Bruiser is into sheep? Lambert is just a blowup you know!

Angel I have a lot IN mind but should we... I mean here in public?

Da chef

 

[Angelique]

LMAO@Chef! Well hell, you've already made me best friends w/your damn blow up sheep...what could it hurt to take it public now?

Rosie, would you mind helping me out w/that duct tape...no, not THERE!!

Geez, Rosie, that's NOT my wing...the wings are on my BACK!!!! You're supposed to help with the halo anyway!

Now, it gives me great pleasure to introduce the newest Guru on Lit...let's hear it for SIREN!!!!!!! *clapping*

Congrats Siren babe! *hugs*

 

[Siren]

Ah shit I made Guru on this wanker thread???

 

[Docgtvt]

are you the asshole that lives next door to me?
if so, i know where you live and i am heavily armed.

 

[Rosebud]

LMAO siren dear you kill me...and so sorry angel. i get carried away when i start taping....
and siren i am waiting for you on the other thread...come and get me....

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[Edited by Rosebud on 07-23-2000 at 09:36 PM]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Hang on... where we eat? I can only remember eating you, but I forgot you are a GURU now aren't you.

Well if good things come to those who wait I spose you will actually start eating me in a few posts time... I dont think latex lamb is really a nutritious meal though.

Wings... Naaah never!

Well done siren I can hear the song of the siren now... its drawing me in... and out and in...


Da chef

 

[Angelique]

are you the asshole that lives next door to me?
if so, i know where you live and i am heavily armed.

Who ya' talking about Doc? I think you should try one of Siren's lil pink happy pills.

Rosie, it's ok, you can fondle my wings anytime hon.

Chef, you don't like my wings? *pout*

 

[Thumper]

FYI...Lambert was a lion. A sheepish lion but a lion nonetheless....and I ain't lyin'!

Exploding sheep....send'em to Montana. Endlessly needs the excitement, and the wackos up there will be convinced it is some Guvmmint plot...

Nice shoe Angel....(wing tip)

Hiya there guru....mind if I climb up your mountaintop and discuss the meaning of life with ya??

Hey doc what's with the fat arms??? Put'em on a diet...

 

[Siren]

What's a lil rubber with my meal??

 

[Rosebud]

ummmm i don't think it was your wings i was fondling...sorry siren got me all worked up...i couldn't help myself

 

[Angelique]

Thumper hon...those shoes are for your benefit sweetie! Once I get this damn duct tape off my breastplate, you'll be able to see a very nice reflection in them.

Easy on the duct tape there Rosie...that shit is really sticky! Don't want it removing a layer of skin, ya' know!

Siren, you gonna help wash the sticky stuff of me?

 

[Siren]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh I like you Angel babe... but I do wish you would give the wings back, I mean I do give a flying fuck!

Siren,Thank god you take the rubber off... I thought you were going to erase me


I am here to tell you Lambert IS a blow up sheep... Black with a little red bow tie and a birthmark on her cheeks... no not there!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh angel... I thought of adding my own sticky stuff actually is that fair?

 

[Rosebud]

Oh siren...we can share with thumpie....you know how rabbits are with sex....