My left nut...

[Black_Bird]

Often times guys would say something along the lines of "I'd give my left nut for _______."

So... I'm asking you ladies; what would YOU give for my left nut?

 

[LukkyKnight]

pssssst! Offer him epidydimitis... then ask how to spell it.

 

[CarolineOh]

Often times guys would say something along the lines of "I'd give my left nut for _______."

So... I'm asking you ladies; what would YOU give for my left nut?

It depends. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

 

[Wiggles]

Feeling a bit masochistic?

Alright, I'm game. I'll give you the rest of my Easter Candy for your left nut.

What the hell am I going to do with a nut?

 

[Black_Bird]

Feeling a bit masochistic?

Alright, I'm game. I'll give you the rest of my Easter Candy for your left nut.

What the hell am I going to do with a nut?

Well, I was kind of hoping you would want to own it while still attached to me.

No... Easter candy wouldn't work.

 

[Wiggles]

Well, I was kind of hoping you would want to own it while still attached to me.

No... Easter candy wouldn't work.

So, you're trying to have us trade something with you for the right to play with your left nut?

You're a strange man. A very strange man...

Alright, you can play with my right nipple. Not the whole breast, just the nipple. Maybe the aerola if you're really good.

 

[Black_Bird]

Alright, you can play with my right nipple. Not the whole breast, just the nipple. Maybe the aerola if you're really good.

I got nipple.

 

[navarre]

Feeling a bit masochistic?

Alright, I'm game. I'll give you the rest of my Easter Candy for your left nut.

What the hell am I going to do with a nut?

Very tasty when fried in butter with onions.
The Spaniards really go for this dish. (I'm serious)

 

[Black_Bird]

Very tasty when fried in butter with onions.
The Spaniards really go for this dish. (I'm serious)

Please don't hurt my left nut!

 

[yuppietowngirl]

For your left nut...I would want a decent high paying job. And since I am feeling greedy tonight...for the right one (since you would be doubled over in pain and not realized I was taking the other) I would want a huge penthouse of my own *s* Then I would allow you to come and look out the window at the superb view

Is that the type of reply you were looking for? But the Easter candy did sound yummy hehehe

 

[Silverluna]

Hmm....How about I'd give you my first born son?

 

[sch00lteacher]

pssssst! Offer him epidydimitis... then ask how to spell it.

*Groan*

I have had that twice now over my many years. Your evil Knight!

 

[freescorfr]

Hmm....How about I'd give you my first born son?

Something against girls, Silverluna?

If you got the timeshare on his nuts for long enough you might have boys and girls.

 

[scylis]

i'll give you a quarter, but that's my final offer. take it or leave it.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Nothing. I've got two on my man, why would I want yours? What on earth could I do with a loose nut? A shriveled paper weight? A chewey dog toy? A Christmas ornament? A key chain?

 

[shynsexy]

Nothing. I've got two on my man, why would I want yours? What on earth could I do with a loose nut? A shriveled paper weight? A chewey dog toy? A Christmas ornament? A key chain?

Ever seen "tomcats"? there a gross bit about a left nut in there that your post reminded me of.... the dude had surgery and wanted to keep it...ew

 

[Silverluna]

Nothing against girls....I just figured most men want Heirs...so I'd offer one...^_^

Something against girls, Silverluna?

If you got the timeshare on his nuts for long enough you might have boys and girls.