My last orgasm was...

[LikeableMe]

Well you had 2 in a day recently, as I recollect. Been a while since I did that.
So good for you I say!

Shh… you’re exposing me I’m practicing!

 

[munch2much]

Shh… you’re exposing me I’m practicing!

Fear not, your secrets are safe with me

Oh btw did your gimp mask and bondage tape arrive yet?

 

[LikeableMe]

Fear not, your secrets are safe with me

Oh btw did your gimp mask and bondage tape arrive yet?

I had a literal face palm * moment then!

I have no use for such things! You’re getting me confused with your Amazon wish list!

 

[Sinstories]

Rushed, urgent and Amazing

 

[munch2much]

I had a literal face palm * moment then!

I have no use for such things! You’re getting me confused with your Amazon wish list!

Certainly not! (Don’t worry, I’ll play along and nobody will be any the wiser)

Oh. Back on subject. My last one was last night. I can barely remember it, so it can’t have been amazing.

 

[FranklyFrank]

overdue and well deserved

 

[LikeableMe]

Certainly not! (Don’t worry, I’ll play along and nobody will be any the wiser)

Oh. Back on subject. My last one was last night. I can barely remember it, so it can’t have been amazing.

you sent me that wishlist for Christmas! I clearly remember those items as well as the anal beads and fluffy pink handcuffs! You told me your continued participation in this thread depended on fulfilling the wishlist!

 

[munch2much]

you sent me that wishlist for Christmas! I clearly remember those items as well as the anal beads and fluffy pink handcuffs! You told me your continued participation in this thread depended on fulfilling the wishlist!

I think that gimp mask has left you oxygen deprived!
Though I will admit to the pink fluffy handcuffs as they would match my recently dyed pubes

 

[LikeableMe]

I think that gimp mask has left you oxygen deprived!
Though I will admit to the pink fluffy handcuffs as they would match my recently dyed pubes

I will buy you the handcuffs if you can promise photos of those and the pink pubes!

 

[LikeableMe]

I think that gimp mask has left you oxygen deprived!
Though I will admit to the pink fluffy handcuffs as they would match my recently dyed pubes

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Handcuffs-Comfortable-Cosplay-Accessories-Supplies/dp/B09M9DWKCD/ref=sr_1_1?crid=ALRWJFCXXF9X&keywords=pink+fluffy+handcuffs&qid=1640039580&sprefix=Pink+fluffy+ha%2Caps%2C86&sr=8-1

 

[munch2much]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Handcuffs-Comfortable-Cosplay-Accessories-Supplies/dp/B09M9DWKCD/ref=sr_1_1?crid=ALRWJFCXXF9X&keywords=pink+fluffy+handcuffs&qid=1640039580&sprefix=Pink+fluffy+ha%2Caps%2C86&sr=8-1

Free returns!! Not sure I’d want to work in the returns dept of a sex store

 

[LikeableMe]

Free returns!! Not sure I’d want to work in the returns dept of a sex store

That’s in unused condition! Read the small print!

 

[munch2much]

That’s in unused condition! Read the small print!

I know people who’d return a condom claiming it was unused! People are insane

 

[LikeableMe]

I know people who’d return a condom claiming it was unused! People are insane

*sigh* you say people…. Are you asking for a friend, too?

 

[munch2much]

*sigh* you say people…. Are you asking for a friend, too?

One must make the most of our rubber friends.
Let’s call it recycling

 

[LikeableMe]

One must make the most of our rubber friends.
Let’s call it recycling

Watching that carbon footprint, of course!

 

[munch2much]

Watching that carbon footprint, of course!

Absolutely! My middle name is Greta
Or it will be when I sign the deed poll

 

[LikeableMe]

Absolutely! My middle name is Greta
Or it will be when I sign the deed poll

Is Greta before or after the 2?

 

[munch2much]

Is Greta before or after the 2?

Haha maybe instead of. Plus then it sounds a bit naughty

 

[LikeableMe]

Haha maybe instead of. Plus then it sounds a bit naughty

Choose wisely! Your future orgasms may depend on it

 

[munch2much]

Choose wisely! Your future orgasms may depend on it

Well, either way I don’t think I can keep up with you. I pale in comparison.
I bet you’ve popped out another 2 Inbetween replies

 

[LikeableMe]

Well, either way I don’t think I can keep up with you. I pale in comparison.
I bet you’ve popped out another 2 Inbetween replies

I have not!

I can’t keep up with your sexcapades!

 

[munch2much]

I have not!

I can’t keep up with your sexcapades!

Well I’ve been a good boy for a good while now. You can catch up with me. I will soon qualify as a born again virgin.

 

[LikeableMe]

Well I’ve been a good boy for a good while now. You can catch up with me. I will soon qualify as a born again virgin.

Well I beat you to that title!

 

[munch2much]

Well I beat you to that title!

Well at least you can benefit from new tech for your orgasms.
I’m reliant currently on my hand. With my luck I’ll get an RSI