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My invisible boyfriend

I need one of those for a guy at work. He got in a screaming fight with his parents' employee. He's a narcissist with a woman's haircut. I don't like him.

I'd like to be honest, but I will probably tell him that he is not my type.
 
I think there should be a boyfriend bank full of good boyfriends with various qualities so you can just borrow whichever one you need. You would need to return him in as good of shape or better than you got him though.
 
Are the people who use this fucking 15 years old? Makes me mad is all. Just a little. Like a status symbol in our culture, where not only can we not look bad to others by being seen as "alone=unhappy" but also that we avoid such conversations, even with family members and close friends.

It is extremely damaging to our society when young people are told to put so much emphasis on dating and relationships, that before they even figure out who the fuck they are, they gotta try to hook up and make it work, to balance with another human being in their lives, in their space. It's bullshit. We're living longer now than we ever did. Slow the fuck down. Plenty of time to live it up.

And why not have that conversation when parents and friends ask you that invasive and condescending question? Why settle for tolerating bullshit people in your life who make you feel like you can't be who you are? I'll confront that shit all day. Go ahead, grandma, ask me again why I'm not with anyone and fucking tell me that I'll find the right one someday. But don't you dare fucking ask me what I want from life or if I feel fulfilled in this moment, finally "getting" who I am and doing what I want to do with nobody else to hold me back. There you go! Real human experiences every day! That's what emphasis on interconnected gets you. A "How are you doing today?" and a dismissive "Good/Fine."
 
Littlefinger said:
Are the people who use this fucking 15 years old? Makes me mad is all. Just a little. Like a status symbol in our culture, where not only can we not look bad to others by being seen as "alone=unhappy" but also that we avoid such conversations, even with family members and close friends.

It is extremely damaging to our society when young people are told to put so much emphasis on dating and relationships, that before they even figure out who the fuck they are, they gotta try to hook up and make it work, to balance with another human being in their lives, in their space. It's bullshit. We're living longer now than we ever did. Slow the fuck down. Plenty of time to live it up.

And why not have that conversation when parents and friends ask you that invasive and condescending question? Why settle for tolerating bullshit people in your life who make you feel like you can't be who you are? I'll confront that shit all day. Go ahead, grandma, ask me again why I'm not with anyone and fucking tell me that I'll find the right one someday. But don't you dare fucking ask me what I want from life or if I feel fulfilled in this moment, finally "getting" who I am and doing what I want to do with nobody else to hold me back. There you go! Real human experiences every day! That's what emphasis on interconnected gets you. A "How are you doing today?" and a dismissive "Good/Fine."
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Whoa. You bought the Sudogest, didn't you?
 
Wait! Isn't this a parody thread?
Besides who really needs a boyfriend anyway?
Occasionally, I make agreements but I don't do definitions.
 
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