My idea, possible or not

smock10

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Okay, I have this future goal, it involves the adult entertainment industry, so it might be a bit iffy for the more conservative types. I'd just like your opinions, suggestions and comments on the subject.

Considering there has not been an indoor "Adult Theme Park" or "XXX Theme Park" before, at least, not in the United States; I am planning on creating one. I currently haven't decided on the rides yet, but the main purpose of the theme park is quite simply sex. Literal, open sex. To make sexual fantasy come to life in an indoor theme park where partygoers can share their bodies with others. Now, the theme park will be named "Aphrodite," and will be located in Las Vegas, Nevada -- which has illegal prostitution, but does NOT ban laws against conscensual "party sex" or orgies (a disclaimer will be provided for each partygoer to sign on), so I'm thinking its creation won't break any laws.

Due to the theme, before people even enter the park, they'd be required to undergo tests for HIV, siphillis, and related diseases; which will be provided by the park after a partygoer buys a ticket (online or face-to-face), so it'd be best to buy in advance. And, to keep the park's theme, partygoers will have to remove all articles of clothing before they enter the park via dressing rooms, however, if $10-$40 were added to the initial price, the female partygoer can wear a bikini, while the male partygoer can wear shorts--this is a small penalty for breaking the theme.

Finally, my main audience for the theme park is young adults/college students, so it'd be a mixture between a nightclub/themepark.

Feel free to provide me with either a /serious/ question, comment and/or suggestion.
 
You're fucking stupid.

No, LI, don't hold back! Tell him what you really think! :D

Seriously Smock, is this for a story or an actual idea of yours?

Cause I gotta say, only in a fictional realm would anyone think that this is actually possible and would actually ever do well... >.>
 
If you actually are serious (which I'd honestly doubt...) you are completely delusional about the world.

There's a reason why sex, porn and the likes are usually considered "underground"
 
Cause I gotta say, only in a fictional realm would anyone think that this is actually possible and would actually ever do well... >.>

C'mon, think about it! This park would be in metropolitian Vegas, it's possible (through various loopholes, of course) and can be successful! ;)
 
Um.. has this guy never been to a sex club? Prolly not. Do some research, sugar.
 
Um.. has this guy never been to a sex club? Prolly not. Do some research, sugar.

Actually, for the park, there'd be a gender balance between male and females. So, if you mean't males would dominate the female populace, they wouldn't by much.
 
You must be this tall to ride the hooker :cool:

Seriously, is this one of those ideas that people come up with when you're stoned or drunk?
 
Actually, for the park, there'd be a gender balance between male and females. So, if you mean't males would dominate the female populace, they wouldn't by much.

THIS is the line that made me laugh out loud.

As a story, this whole idea is fine.
As an actual real-world application, you have no clue what...well...anything is like.
Lets list off why this won't work.
1. You don't have the money. No, you really don't.
2. You won't get investors. No, you really won't.
3. I don't know how much you know about Vegas, but they will run you out of town on a rail just for suggesting something like this.
4. I don't know how much you know about the US in general, but they will run you out of the country just for suggesting this.
5. You can't afford the lawyers you'll need for the lawsuits.
7. In all honesty, I don't think there's even a demand for such a thing.
 
Various loopholes?

If you somehow get this off the ground which I doubt you'll be able to legally.
Last I heard Vegas was trying to become more of a family friendly tourist attraction (that's where the real money is), so getting the proper permits and zoning for it will be an issue for you to overcome.

How do you propose to make a profit? How do you propose to advertise? How do you plan to enforce security? What if underage kids slip inside and you get sued by the parents? What if a customer gets a little too rough and hurts someone?

These are all questions that will eventually come up that loopholes won't solve. These are the questions that haunt sex clubs which are pretty much underground or exclusive, but what you are proposing will be much more public and in the face and inclusive-which will be the only way you'll make a profit off of something so grandiose.
 
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I like the cut of your jib pirate Smock.

I like this idea.
Bold with just a hint of craziness.
It might work.
Make it happen.
Move quickly though, because now it's public, it's sure to get snapped up by someone else almost immediately.

Only return here again with reports of your success pirate Smock.
 
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I am inclined to agree with SW... Go do it, and then tell us how it goes. But before you go.. will you post this idea on the general board? I bet they would have some really great ideas there.

Now can we spend some time loungers.. naming the rides?
 
I am inclined to agree with SW... Go do it, and then tell us how it goes. But before you go.. will you post this idea on the general board? I bet they would have some really great ideas there.

Now can we spend some time loungers.. naming the rides?


Oh pick me, pick me Shrek ......

Now, bear in mind that I'm petending to be out on the GB ....
And if thats the case ....
The first ride has to called "Pirate Smock does Vegas"
Wait ...
Or maybe that should be, "Vegas does Pirate Smock" :rolleyes:
 
Of course, there has to be a sci-fi themed ride .....
"To Boldly Go Where Others Fear to Bend"
 
*pulls out a bag of popcorn* Hey lady Reiha..hey Vail...Hey SW..
 
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