My house is filled with 15 females.

[kiwiwolf]

...and it is about as much fun as masturbating with a cheese grater.

My 7 yr old daughter is having her birthday party and her lil friends are driving me totally fucking nuts. God I cant wait for the day when they just ask for the keys to the car on their birthday so they can go off to bonk their boyfriends.


I need scotch, lots of scotch to wash down this hideous cake.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Just show them how to first post!

 

[perks]

breathe, wolfie, breathe.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Just show them how to first post!

ROTFLMFAO... no way man. This is my refuge, my sanity.

 

[Siren]

 

[kiwiwolf]

breathe, wolfie, breathe.

In... and out. In... and out...

MMMM I could get used to this.

 

[kiwiwolf]

you need a bottle of scotch my friend.


and cotton for the ears.........


why do girls make so much noise?

A bottle of Scotch and either a straw or an IV lure kit. Coma here I come...

 

[MsMuffet]

In... and out. In... and out...

MMMM I could get used to this.

If MOUTH-to-MOUTH becomes a necessity, be sure and let me know...

 

[perks]

In... and out. In... and out...

MMMM I could get used to this.

<snicker> naughty wolf. You're incorrigible. I'm off to dream about you some more. Maybe we'll have a puzzle tattoo this time, just keep up that in stroke, and I'll look down.

 

[Azwed]

well at least they aren't at the age where they could all have PMS at the same time.

 

[Siren]

 

[perks]

a bottle of scotch, straw, iv and

a blow job............


now thats the ticket.

I call dibs on the blowjob.

 

[MsMuffet]

well at least they aren't at the age where they could all have PMS at the same time.

Didn't you know, girls are starting that younger and younger these days... take it from one who has a 9 year old... she has been PMS-ing for at LEAST 2 years!!!

 

[Azwed]

Didn't you know, girls are starting that younger and younger these days... take it from one who has a 9 year old... she has been PMS-ing for at LEAST 2 years!!!

I knew they were starting younger now but what ar the chances that all 15 would be starting that young.

 

[kiwiwolf]

well at least they aren't at the age where they could all have PMS at the same time.

Have you ever SEEN a house full of 7 and 8 yr olds Az? The way they scrap and fight I could swear that they are doing the PMS thing right now.


Sweet dreams Perky That puzzle sounds mega cool. We need to discuss design.


Msmuffett, I'll be sure to let you know




God help me. They are all psychotic.

 

[MsMuffet]

Have you ever SEEN a house full of 7 and 8 yr olds Az? The way they scrap and fight I could swear that they are doing the PMS thing right now.


Sweet dreams Perky That puzzle sounds mega cool. We need to discuss design.


Msmuffett, I'll be sure to let you know




God help me. They are all psychotic.

Good Night my Dear wolfie... I will pray for you... and more!!

 

[kiwiwolf]

Now you ladies are just teasing. But I'll take 'em!

 

[Siren]

 

[Azwed]

it could be worse.

It could be her first coed party with 15 12-13 year old boys and an equal number of 12-13 year old girls


*shudder*

 

[michaelmt1]

Wolfie ?

What goes down faster than a Steinie ?




Mike

 

[kiwiwolf]

* handing Kiwi some cotton for his ears and
some motrin migraine for his head
and some scotch for his soul
and .................

well you are on your own for the blow job.

Damn it is like living in the middle of a Chinese parliament. Non stop yakkety yak.

All I am hearing is "Shane come and look at the nice necklace I just made with the tiny beads that come in the do it yourself jewellery kit the same beads you will find all over your floor for the next 6 weeks and while you are looking I have to say sorry because I dropped my piece of cake on the carpet that you have just had cleaned and have vacuumed lovingly and by the way I am sorry that we shut the cat in the wardrobe so that it just crapped on your sleeping bag which you have stashed in the corner and also this is a great party but can we here the Back Street Boys just one more time?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH... I need a valium.

 

[kiwiwolf]

it could be worse.

It could be her first coed party with 15 12-13 year old boys and an equal number of 12-13 year old girls


*shudder*

That I could handle. I would sit in the middle of the room with my trusty 12 guage pump action. The first boy to blink gets ventilated.

 

[Siren]

 

[Azwed]

That I could handle. I would sit in the middle of the room with my trusty 12 guage pump action. The first boy to blink gets ventilated.

ahh but think of how hard the stain would be to get out of the carpet and the walls, ceiling, furniture...

 

[kiwiwolf]

Wolfie ?

What goes down faster than a Steinie ?




Mike

Mike once I get this IV scotch set up I am going to be feeling no pain. It's good to finally bump into you.