my ho's

[makemecumloudly]

the list is growing daily. If you want onboard and a place in the Kingdom of Cum, you'd better start proving your worth.

This has been a reminder from my magestical self to you.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I was wondering who was writing all those incest stories, thanks for being a stand-up guy.

 

[makemecumloudly]

anytime bitchboy. So, did that gay kiddie porn you requested get there yet?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Are these Crack Hos or just plain regular Hos? And how come it isn't "Hoes"?

 

[makemecumloudly]

damn, it is great to have a following. A proverbial gaggle of grovlers.

You make me feel loved.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

anytime bitchboy. So, did that gay kiddie porn you requested get there yet?

I feel honored that you would send your biography.

 

[k¡tty]

*snort*



It's so cute how you refer to your wang as your scepter.

 

[makemecumloudly]

you very well should bitchboy. after all that was you wearing the apple gag while taking it in the shooter from grampa.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

you very well should bitchboy. after all that was you wearing the apple gag while taking it in the shooter from grampa.

Really? Again, I feel honored that you would play my role in the movie.

 

[makemecumloudly]

*snort*

too much cocaine is not the answer. You need an oral fixation.

 

[makemecumloudly]

Really? Again, I feel honored that you would play my role in the movie.

court jester position has been filled. Thanks for applying. I am sure I can find something for you to do.

Hey, I have an opening for scrotum scum cleaner. I have it on good authority you have vast experience in this arena.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

More Hoes

Don't use the wrong end.

 

[Guest]

i think i walked in at the wrong time

i hope you have other positions available
scrotum scum cleaning...
ewww

 

[lilminx]

Who are the women "worthy" of being on your list?

 

[k¡tty]

too much cocaine is not the answer. You need an oral fixation.

Weak. Yet I'm sure you already knew that, but I always feel compelled to point out the obvious.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

court jester position has been filled. Thanks for applying. I am sure I can find something for you to do.

Hey, I have an opening for scrotum scum cleaner. I have it on good authority you have vast experience in this arena.

You're a court jester? On what, People's Court?

 

[Bidin~Time]

Thank gawd you're back!

I thought I'd been fibbed to about getting to keep you around as the new toy.

 

[makemecumloudly]

Who are the women "worthy" of being on your list?

well so far just you, honey, and kitty.

but those are not set in stone.

 

[makemecumloudly]

You're a court jester? On what, People's Court?

Jesus, you're weak.


someone give him the fired card. Chin up, I am sure work will come your way.

 

[makemecumloudly]

Thank gawd you're back!

I thought I'd been fibbed to about getting to keep you around as the new toy.

add emi to the list. Not much to look at, but makes a mean meatloaf.

 

[k¡tty]

add emi to the list. Not much to look at, but makes a mean meatloaf.

Oh lucky lucky you emmaroo!


Doin that happy "I don't give two fucks dance" yet hon?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Jesus, you're weak.


someone give him the fired card. Chin up, I am sure work will come your way.

I was responding to you in kind. I noticed you like juvenile humor, so I wanted to make you feel at home.

Don't worry kid, maybe STD will take you under his wing and give you some pointers. Or maybe...just maybe, Heavystick will share some of his words of wisdom with you. There is light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[Bidin~Time]

How 'bout some nice Southern Fried chicken with lots of biscuits and gravy and mashed potatoes. His Royal Hindness needs His strength ya know.




and His arteries clogged

 

[Blindinthedark]

Oh lucky lucky you emmaroo!


Doin that happy "I don't give two fucks dance" yet hon?

LOL
Hello Kitty.

 

[sunstruck]

Hey, I have an opening for scrotum scum cleaner.

You might want to see a doctor about that. Sounds dangerously unhealthy.