My heart is broken

Primalex

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My secret crush is going to have a date with a very busy well-educated successful self-employed guy.

:( :confused: :eek: :mad:

And WTF am I?
 
So it takes some more time till he is going to stick his dick into her. I'm not sure I'm feeling better.
 
My secret crush is going to have a date with a very busy well-educated successful self-employed guy.

:( :confused: :eek: :mad:

And WTF am I?

*shakes head*

Silly Primalex.

Seriously. lol
Dood... go get an orchiopexy, then go ask your crush for a date. Having her be a *secret* crush does neither you nor her any favors. Who knows - maybe you're HER secret crush, and she's been waiting and waiting and waiting for you to ask her out, and finally *settled* for this other guy because she's decided that you're just not interested in her. :rolleyes:

As one of my old bridge partners used to say, "No guts, no glory; no balls, no blue chips!"
 
Who knows - maybe you're HER secret crush, and she's been waiting and waiting and waiting for you to ask her out, and finally *settled* for this other guy because she's decided that you're just not interested in her. :rolleyes:

I know, it's hard to believe, especially here on this forum, but most women don't feel very comfortable in being a sex slave in a poly household. In 99% of the conversations you don't get past the "Oh yes, by the way, I'm married." stage.
 
I know, it's hard to believe, especially here on this forum, but most women don't feel very comfortable in being a sex slave in a poly household. In 99% of the conversations you don't get past the "Oh yes, by the way, I'm married." stage.

That's why you extend the sentence- "Oh yes, by the way, I'm married but she doesn't mind me fucking around. Anyway, I'm successful and well-educated... so, you into simulated rape? What's your forty-yard dash time?"

Works every time.
 
do I know about "secret" crushes finding a date, LOL

but as poly goes, is all about compersion ;)

:rose:
 
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Magic, superpowers or a Satanic pact.

"I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time."
"Nineteen?"
"Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit. "
 
"I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time."
"Nineteen?"
"Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit. "

Dogma! One of my favorite movies of all time!
 
I know, it's hard to believe, especially here on this forum, but most women don't feel very comfortable in being a sex slave in a poly household. In 99% of the conversations you don't get past the "Oh yes, by the way, I'm married." stage.

Why the "on this forum" line? It's not hard to believe anywhere. Even here, more women than not do not want to be a sex slave in a poly household. There just happens to be a small, but vocal, minority here that is fine with it, and happy.
 
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