My Garage Sale Sucked.

[TWB]

It was wet and cold and almost no one showed up. I only made $100.

I have some items left. Want anything?

 

[patient1]

I haven't got a garage, but I figure shipping on those babies is a hum-dinger.

 

[amelia]

yeah..i'll take the broken toaster..and the microwave that *might* work

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I wouldn't complain about making 100 dollars

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Vampires suck too.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I need a new iron.... not rusty or tacky on the surface please.... I will barter for what I got.

 

[TWB]

yeah..i'll take the broken toaster..and the microwave that *might* work

A working toaster oven with a little flaking paint on top??
Say the word and its yours.

 

[TWB]

I need a new iron.... not rusty or tacky on the surface please.... I will barter for what I got.

Sorry. Sold it.

 

[Bigdog]

A hundred dollars for an October garage sale isn't too bad.

Now that you are loaded, want to buy some stuff from my garage? You can have it all except the '64 Impala.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Sorry. Sold it.

Damn and did I have the offer of a life time for you.

 

[TWB]

Damn and did I have the offer of a life time for you.

I might buy a new one to sell, if it is the offer of a lifetime from you.